Sasuke's Fb Shenanigans
A/N: I really needed to write it to have some fun. It will be mostly describing Naruto's main events but on Fb and some other stuff
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the site mentioned.
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Summary: Sasuke has left the village but he is still active on Fb.(A Narutoverse where there is Fb)
Rated T for language.
Let's get on with the story.
"You will be staying here from now on, Sasuke san." Kabuto said while opening the door wide open for Sasuke to see an average dimly lit room for a teenager. The room has a bed in the center with white sheets, an attached bathroom and a wardrobe at the opposite side of the door. On the left side of the bed, there was study table with drawers and a chair. What caught Sasuke's eye was an old fashioned computer at the top of the table.
Kabuto left leaving Sasuke alone in the room. The raven haired teen was adorning a white kimino since his signature dark blue shirt with Uchiha symbol on the back and white shorts were ruined because of his whole fiasco with Naruto in the valley of the end. Ugh, that persistent dobe.
Sasuke was about to hit the sack and sleep off his tiredness but then the computer caught his eye from the corner of his eye and like every normal person there on the face of the world, he thought hey, why don't I check my Fb first.
He flopped into the chair, turned on the computer and opened his fb with email hiddenleafavenger.1 He and his class fellows made an account after they became genin officially since then they are
He and his class fellows made an account after they became genin officially since then they are at it like bunnies in heat. Wait, what?
He entered his password MustKIllItachi
Uchiha Sasuke became online and saw that his homepage was bombarded with 8000 notifications, 500 friend requests that he never responded to and 3000 messages. He frowned and thought something was up.
He scrolled down and saw the hidden leaf population going off on FB like crazy because apparently, the news of his leaving the village had spread like wildfire.
He scrolled down, saw hashtag of his name on almost all posts. His idiotic friends did not have the decency to not tag him but they had. The statuses were rather amusing today. Usually the statuses were about weather, food, and fangirls stalking accomplishments like
Ahh, the weather is so hot and so am I.
Eating ramen with three others. (This status is usually posted ten times a day by dobe)
Uchiha Sasuke spotted under the tree, taking nap. Omg he was looking so cute. I can't wait to be his wifus 3
Remembering those statuses made him want to gag.
He spotted the post of Hatake Kakashi in which he was tagged.
Hatake Kakashi
Uchiha Sasuke has officially left the hidden leaf village without a word and not only that, he misused the technique taught by me by using on his comrade. Sasuke I am really disappointed.
#comeback
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I had the urge to roll my eyes. He is always so dramatic on fb like posting about how his students are so bright having learned this and that.
I narrowed my eyes when I saw that some nobody has posted a picture of the valley of end where Naruto and I fought with the hashtag of destroyed natural scenery. Is White Zetsu even a name? Hn, probably a fake id.
But how the hell did he get that Picture?
I didn't dwell on it much because I stumbled upon the status uploaded by Sakura.
Haruno Sakura
He left me on a fucking bench. That son of a bitch. Gentleman my ass. Come back and I will smash your bones. No wait I mean Sasuke kun please #come back.
P.S I meant every single word on that night.
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Comments:
Rock lee: umm Sakura chan what do you mean by on the bench and on that night. My youthful mind is so confused right now.
I had an urge to write Lol In reply to Lee but decided against it. Sakura would handle him herself.
Sakura is just her real self on Fb. Often very aggressive and violent. She doesn't even pretend to me nice sometimes like right now. I find this amusing. I have a hunch that someday she will drop her outer fake personality and will act like her real self all the time and her inner might die.
I read her status again and felt somewhat guilty. What if she was molested or someone had kidnapped her. I could only hope she was alright. Note to self, be rude to Sakura and ignore her so she becomes strong. That technique has always worked.
I scrolled down and found a status of Shino.
Aburame Shino
I am disappointed I couldn't go on Sasuke recruitment mission otherwise I would surely have bugged him back to konoha.
#comeback
I suppressed a chill. Shino's bugs were just nasty and a person as neat freak as himself, the mere thought of bugs made him in a 10 feet radius of him wants him to go and fetch a lethal insecticide.
I came across Shikamaru's post.
Nara Shikamaru
I feel like a failure after failing my first mission as a chunin leader.
-Akimichi Chouji, Hyuga Neji, Izuka Kiba, Uzumaki Naruto and Rock Lee, forgive me for my incompetence as a leader and get well soon.
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Damn Shikamaru is popular, I thought and wait am I reading it right or is that chunin he has written.
I felt a minor surge of jealousy tingle my body. I am so going to start my training from tomorrow.
I yawned as I scrolled down. The fangirls are seriously using this comeback hashtag in the wrong way and it's irritating. Speaking of irritating, I remember I haven't seen Dobe here spreading his stupidity and overloading my notifications with obscenities and messages to come back like a lot of people are doing right now. Do I even know these people?
Then I smirked thinking he might be dozing off in the hospital covered in bandages from head to toe but I remembered I was also covered in bandages all over and frowned. Now my head was pounding, I decided to finally go to sleep but not before updating my status.
Uchiha Sasuke
I officially cut down ties with hidden leaf and start my apprenticeship under Sannin Orochimaru.
A/N: Okay everyone. This is it for now. I hope you like it.
This fic is completely the result of my boredom. It came to me when I was stressing like hell about exams and guess what I was doing. Writing the whole plot for this fic. I couldn't have written it even if I had tried.
To think that the imagination works this way. When I am relaxed and having fun, I get writer's block most of the time and no new ideas come. Okay, enough of my philosophies.
So what do you think? Should I continue? More importantly, do you find it funny? Well, I do.
I really need your honest opinion to make me want to convert the plot bunnies in my head into this fanfic.
I guess you'd enjoy Sasuke fb shenanigan's with me.