Deadpool, Deadpool
Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes, that violent fool!
Does he talk? listen bub-
The question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't even know where to begin,
But look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Unfriendly neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame he was never meant,
action is his punishment,
To him,
Life is a great sig bang up-
Wherever there's a shoot-up caused by that blasted fool!
WTF!?! Don't do it! I'm sorry! I have a wife and kids! I want to live! I want to-
BANG!
Deadpool: Lying bastard. Don't worry, he's perfectly fine folks. He's just got a bullet in his head. A few bandaids, and he'll be back to screwing himself. This is Marvel after all.
This is an improved version of the original. I'm looking for someone to make a song fic.