Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS or anything else that happens to turn up in this story.
"Hey you! You are violating rule number 72100, subscription 22B paragraph 12,roman numeral 2, ahem, anyone caught smuggling red-handed is to go directly to Kessel."
"Wha…what, but sir I was just…"
"Save it, now I gotta take you to Kessel."
"But…"
"I'm sorry kid, that's the rule no exceptions, unless of course you're willing to give up your hat."
"My fedora, NEVER!" throws random shoe and takes off
"HEY! System we need backup, got a scruffy lookin rogue, he wears a vest and a fedora, piloting a small carrier ship, possibly a smuggler.
The ship starts to gain speed as the biker tries to follow.
The ship is going so fast that the pilot doesn't have enough time to swerve around the black hole, and his ship gets pulled into it.
I urge everyone to guess who the pilot was. Hehe, favorite character…
(short, I know)