Heyo peoples, its me, Kuro, back from the grave! >D Okay, so as usual, I was just being lazy, but I swear I'm almost done the first chapter of my next fic...
Although I'm quite certain most people have NO CLUE what I'm babbling about. So you should just shake your head in disappointment for those of you who do know exactly what I'm talking. And guess what?! This one-shot has a dedication!
Dedication: For Mae-chan (Yugi-Obsessed) because you and Sarah rock my socks.
Disclaimer: Sarah and Mae-chan own their grapeness (they know what I'm talking about), Naruto belongs to the Naruto gods (who so tragically stopped me from reading last week TT-TT) and... Yeah, I own nothing at all...
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Neji and the Grapes
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Hinata trotted merrily by Neji, who was sitting with his back to everyone at the kitchen table. In front of him was a bowl of grapes. Hinata stopped at stared at him.
"Neji-nii-san?" he didn't respond. "What are you doing?" he made mumbling noises but didn't turn to face her. Hinata blinked and stared at him for a bit. She was soon joined by Kiba.
"Hey Hinata, whats up?" Kiba asked. Akamaru barked happily. Hinata pointed at Neji.
"I'm trying to figure out what Neji-nii-san is doing," Hinata said.
"Oh... well, let me help. Yo, Neji, what are you doing?" Kiba asked the long haired boy.
"M'm mmmmming mmw mmmy 'apms m---" Neji began then stopped and sighed.
". . . Akamaru is easier to understand," Kiba said. Hinata gave a small sweat dropped, and the two stood and stared at Neji. Soon Naruto joined them.
"Hey guys, Whatchya staring at?" he asked.
"Neji-nii-san," Hinata replied.
"We don't know what he's doing," Kiba said.
"Oh, well..." Naruto blinked and stared at Neji too. A few minutes later they were joined by TenTen and Lee.
"HELLO~~!!" Lee cheered cheerfully.
"Whatchya guys doing?" TenTen asked.
"Staring at Neji," Naruto replied.
"We're trying to figure out what he's doing," Kiba said. Lee stood behind them and stared at Neji too.
"Are you guys all idiots?" TenTen asked.
"No, just Naruto," Kiba muttered still staring fixedly at Neji.
"Shut up," Naruto replied equally fascinated by Neji.
"Why not just do this?" TenTen grabbed Neji's shoulder and turned him to face the group that had gathered. He blinked up at them.
"Mhat?" Neji asked.
"Neji... what are you doing?" TenTen asked somewhat afraid of the answer. Neji turned, spit something out and then faced them again.
"I'm seeing how many grapes I can fit into my mouth. I'm at 26," he said. The group face faulted.
"Oh..." TenTen began.
"My..." Lee sweat dropped.
"God," Hinata finished. "How'd you get into my house anyways?"
"Umm... I don't know, I was just sorta walking," Naruto shrugged.
"Me too," the others chorused.
"So... yeah..." they all shrugged and everyone departed. Neji blinked.
"What?"
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Yeah, so there it is, my lovely one-shot... about Neji... and grapes...
This was done a few months back, I found it today while cleaning my mess of a file ^^;;
Although I'm quite certain most people have NO CLUE what I'm babbling about. So you should just shake your head in disappointment for those of you who do know exactly what I'm talking. And guess what?! This one-shot has a dedication!
Dedication: For Mae-chan (Yugi-Obsessed) because you and Sarah rock my socks.
Disclaimer: Sarah and Mae-chan own their grapeness (they know what I'm talking about), Naruto belongs to the Naruto gods (who so tragically stopped me from reading last week TT-TT) and... Yeah, I own nothing at all...
~*~*~
Neji and the Grapes
~*~*~
Hinata trotted merrily by Neji, who was sitting with his back to everyone at the kitchen table. In front of him was a bowl of grapes. Hinata stopped at stared at him.
"Neji-nii-san?" he didn't respond. "What are you doing?" he made mumbling noises but didn't turn to face her. Hinata blinked and stared at him for a bit. She was soon joined by Kiba.
"Hey Hinata, whats up?" Kiba asked. Akamaru barked happily. Hinata pointed at Neji.
"I'm trying to figure out what Neji-nii-san is doing," Hinata said.
"Oh... well, let me help. Yo, Neji, what are you doing?" Kiba asked the long haired boy.
"M'm mmmmming mmw mmmy 'apms m---" Neji began then stopped and sighed.
". . . Akamaru is easier to understand," Kiba said. Hinata gave a small sweat dropped, and the two stood and stared at Neji. Soon Naruto joined them.
"Hey guys, Whatchya staring at?" he asked.
"Neji-nii-san," Hinata replied.
"We don't know what he's doing," Kiba said.
"Oh, well..." Naruto blinked and stared at Neji too. A few minutes later they were joined by TenTen and Lee.
"HELLO~~!!" Lee cheered cheerfully.
"Whatchya guys doing?" TenTen asked.
"Staring at Neji," Naruto replied.
"We're trying to figure out what he's doing," Kiba said. Lee stood behind them and stared at Neji too.
"Are you guys all idiots?" TenTen asked.
"No, just Naruto," Kiba muttered still staring fixedly at Neji.
"Shut up," Naruto replied equally fascinated by Neji.
"Why not just do this?" TenTen grabbed Neji's shoulder and turned him to face the group that had gathered. He blinked up at them.
"Mhat?" Neji asked.
"Neji... what are you doing?" TenTen asked somewhat afraid of the answer. Neji turned, spit something out and then faced them again.
"I'm seeing how many grapes I can fit into my mouth. I'm at 26," he said. The group face faulted.
"Oh..." TenTen began.
"My..." Lee sweat dropped.
"God," Hinata finished. "How'd you get into my house anyways?"
"Umm... I don't know, I was just sorta walking," Naruto shrugged.
"Me too," the others chorused.
"So... yeah..." they all shrugged and everyone departed. Neji blinked.
"What?"
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Yeah, so there it is, my lovely one-shot... about Neji... and grapes...
This was done a few months back, I found it today while cleaning my mess of a file ^^;;