Prologue:

Harry Potter was bored.

Very bored.

He glanced at his two best friends. Ron looked just as bored as he was. Hermione…well…was Hermione. How bored does a bookworm get?

To Harry's surprise, she threw her hands up in the air. "I'm bored!" she shouted at no one in particular.

"Well, what do you want to do about it?" Ron asked, glancing at her.

"I got it!" Hermione said, clapping her hands. "Huddle, now." She pulled Harry and Ron closer to her and they began to brainstorm.

A fanfic made of quotes from my mission trip back in March! Enjoy.

Chapter 1: When A Blonde Thinks Heavy…

Draco Malfoy sauntered into the library, sat at a table, and took out his homework.

"When a blonde thinks heavy," Weasley muttered, just loud enough for him to hear, "everything goes down."

Draco turned around and snarled at the Golden Trio. Potter and Granger were giggling. He picked up his stuff and moved to a different table.

Chapter 2: We Freeze WATER

Ginny looked at the basin of water that Harry handed to her.

"You want me to make ice?"

"Yeah," Harry said.

"Without magic?"

"Pretty much."

Ginny looked at her boyfriend, than back at the basin. "But how do I make ice without magic?"

Harry gave her a look as if she were an idiot. "We freeze water."

Chapter 3: Paint.

The twins looked at the paint bucket and the brushes Hermione had just given them.

"So," Fred began.

"What are we supposed to do?" George finished.

Hermione shrugged. "Paint." She walked off, leaving them to paint the fence yet to be painted.

~A few minutes later~

"Hermione!" George shouted.

"This paint is sticky!" Fred complained

Hermione glanced up at them from her book. She looked about, set the book down and examined their handy work.

She wetted her finger with saliva and held it in the air. "I think it's too cold to work," she muttered. The twins looked hopeful. "I think it's time to play."

The twins shouted with joy and ran off.

Chapter 4: Off to Hogsmeade.

"Where are you three going to do at Hogsmeade?" Remus asked them.

"We're going to ride the trolley," Hermione answered in a cockney accent.

Remus blinked.