Fail attempt 1

"Want some Starbucks?" I asked, "Drinks on me."

"Sure, I'll have ice white chocolate mocha with whip cream."

"You sure? There's like 700 calories inside."

Fail attempt 2

"What are you playing?"

She lifted her head from the PSP she was holding, "Dynasty Warriors."

"Really? I played that too."

"What's your favorite character? Mine's Mulan."

"Me too!"

"…You do realize Mulan isn't from Dynasty Warriors…right?"

Fail attempt 3

"There's a party at Miku's, you going to come?"

She smiled, "Maybe, I don't know what to wear."

"You could come naked if you want."

She stared at me…

God, why?

Fail attempt 4

"What comic are you watching?"

She held the comic book up and said, "Deadpool."

"What's it about?"

"An anti-hero mercenary with a funny sense of humor and possible multi-personality disorder."

"So he fought batman or something?"

"That's a whole different comic book…" Rin sighed, "Maybe you should just take a look yourself. By the way, you have something stuck in your teeth."

Fail attempt 5

"I'm watching final destination later," Rin said, "Wanna join?"

"Sure, as long as the ceiling fan doesn't drop and kill us both, or the TV explodes when we're too near, or we get choke to death by popcorn, or…"

"…You know what? I think I'm going to go watch The Walking Dead."

Fail attempt 6

"Hey, what are you reading?"

She looked at me with a smile, "Harry Potter."

"Oh, really? Snape died."

Her smile disappeared.

Fail attempt 7

"What are you working on?"

"I'm trying to finish a project, but I have to pass it up tomorrow, I'm not sure if I have enough time."

"I could buy clocks for you."

"…Len, get out."

Fail attempt 8

"What are you listening to?"

Rin kept her earphones away, "Panic at the Disco."

"The guys who sang the song about closing the god damn door?"

"What?"

Fail attempt 9

"I made a sandwich," I opened my lunchbox, "Want one?"

"Sure? What's in it?"

"Peter Parker and Jelly Sandwich."

"What?"

"I mean…peanut butter…damn it."

Attempt 10

"You look good today."

"Thanks," Rin smiled, "You like it? It's a new ribbon I bought."

"It looks amazing on you." I smiled sheepishly, "You're beautiful with it."

"You're so cute when you fail at flirting," Rin laughed, "Wanna go out?"

"…Sure."

"There's this new game, and I think I'm going to buy the PS4, but-"

"Hey, erm…Rin?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I Love you too."

I. Had. Coffee.