1

Peach Plans A Party

"AT-TENT-ION" came a loud bossy voice. A blonde fifteen year old was standing on a table with her hips cocked.

"Aw, shut up Peach." a boy wearing all green with pointy ears sighed. Peach pouted.

"Shut up yourself, Linkie Poo." she said sassily. Link glared at her venomously.

"DON"T CALL ME LINKIE POO!" Link roared, unsheathing his sword.

"I'll call you Linkie Poo if I want to! Just like I'll call Zelda Zellie, Roy Roysie Boysie, Nana Na, Popo Po, Samus Sammy, Ganandorf Ganny Wanny Boo Boo, Pichu Mini Pikachu Man, Pikachu Bigger Pichu man......" Peach ranted through a long list of nicknames before coming to "and Marth Crazy Chinese dude!". She was then tackled by Marth, who magically appeared and slashed her.

"I'm Japanese! Read my lips, Japanese! J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E!" Marth roared.

"Woah, dude. Read my lips. Anger Management classes. A-N-G-E-R S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z! I spelled that wrong, didn't I." Peach said sheepishly whilst trying to fend off Marth. Nana and Popo giggled wildly.

"Down Boy!!!!!" Peach cried, trying something different. That only made Marth angrier.

"Stop everyone!" Samus finally cried, blasting her, well, blaster into the air. She then realized she had put a hole through The Dining Hall's roof, causing rain to pour onto them.

"Everyone to my dormitory!" Peach cried and they hurried to Peach's dorm.

When everyone dried off, Peach attempted to speak again.

"How do you live here?" Roy asked, taking in the mess. Peach thought a moment.

"Simple." she answered, walking to the middle of the floor. She promptly sat down and stuck her tongue out at Roy.

"Peach-ie, where's Zeld- I mean, Zellie?" Nana asked. Peach was her role model. Peach had a soft spot for the young ice climber.

"She's out shopping, sweetie." Peach said kindly. "I sent her, so we can plan her surprise birthday party!" she exclaimed.

"Huh?!?" the entire room asked in unison. Everyone was staring at Peach.

"Her surprise birthday party!" Peach screamed, standing up. "Do you all need hearing aids?" she added.

"Please-a do-a not-a scream-a at us-a." Mario said in his usual accent. Peach cocked her head to one side.

"Why not?" she asked, apparently confused.

"Just, assign jobs." Roy said.

"Okie dokie Roysie Boysie!" Peach exclaimed happily in a high pitched voice. Roy gritted his teeth, knowing better than to argue with Peach

"Okay troops, I mean, people. We've got jobs to assign." Peach said in what she hoped was a military voice. It came out as a western voice.

"Cut-a the-a fake-a accent-a." Luigi said, covering his ears to block out the strangeness of Peach's voice.

"Okie dokie Louie Plumberman." Peach squealed. Luigi ignored his new nickname. "Okay, Na, Po, you are doing decorations." Peach said.

"What! They can't do decorations! They're three feet tall!" Link exclaimed. Nana began to sob. Peach ran to comfort her eight year old friend.

"Shut up Linkie Poo. They can jump higher than you can." Peach snapped. Link fumed silently.

"Linkie Poo, keep Zelda occupied. Roysie Boysie and Crazy Chibanese dude, music." Peach said.

"Chibanese? Where'd that come from?" Marth asked, bewildered.

"It's called a compromise. Anyways, Mario bros. incorporated, snacks. Sammy, Captain Birdy (Captain Falcon), games. All Poke'mon plus Puffy (Kirby) and Godzilla (Yoshi), running back and forth getting supplies for people. Evil dudes, lighting. Everbody else, do something to get ready!" Peach declared and rolled up her parchment.