Ok this is an idea my friend, Levada, and I had the other day when we were trying to go to sleep. It has a little shounin-ai at the end, but unfortunately nothing dirty.
I am also still working on my first big story...this is my first story ever, finished posted or anything.
Oh I dont own anything...unless you count the clothes I'm wearing...but, I dont know some might not.
This goes to the beat of the Bum Bum song.
Duo casually walks into the living room and looks around. Seeing Heero staning in a corner Duo walks over to him and starts to sing.
My bum is on the Heero
My bum is on the Heero
It's so much fun
To have my bum upon the Heero
The gun is in my bum
The gun is in my bum
It's not so much
To have the gun inside my bum
I'm running with my bum
I'm running with my bum
Heeros gotta gun
And he's gunning for my bum
My bum is on the bang
My bum is on the bang
Trowa went ....
because my bum is on the bang
My bum is on the teapot
My bum is on the teapot
Quatre went zero
Because my bum was on his teapot
My bum is on the sword
My bum is on the sword
Wufei got a nosebleed
Because my bum is on the sword
My bum is on Nataku
My bum is on Nataku
Wufei burst a vein
Because my bum is on Nataku
My bum is on the roses
My bum is on the roses
Trieze licked his lips
Because my bum is on the roses
My bum is on the mask
My bum is on the mask
Zechs didn't ask
Why my bum is on the mask
My bum is on Relena
My bum is on Relena
Heero caught up to me
While my bum was on Relena
My bum is back on Heero
My bum is back on Heero
Heero shot Relena
For trying to touch my bum
"Duo!" Heero's voice shocked Duo out of his song.
"Oh, hi Heero." Duo smiled widely at him.
"Why are you rubbing your butt on everthing?"
Duo's smile disappeared. "Well it REALLY REALLY itches." He whined.
"Oh well, remember it was YOU who jumped ME in that poison ivy patch."
"I was horny.....and as I recall you had no objections."
By then everyone who had had Duo's bum on them had caught up to them. "You mean you two had sex in a poison ivy patch?!?" Quatre asked. Heero and Duo shook their heads.
Looking around at all the shocked faces Trowa had to ask. "Don't you know what poison ivy looks like?" From Heero's downcast expression, and Duo's look of confusion was enough of an answer.
A chorus of thuds could be heard as all the pilots, except, Heero, Duo, and Trowa, face-faulted.
Shaking his head Trowa picked up Quatre and took him in the house. Wufei regained composure and left followed closely by Trieze and Zechs.
Heero and Duo looked at the retreating backs, then back at eachother. Smiling Duo jumped on Heero knocking them both to the ground.
END.....