Names

"BakuBeast, you cannot be serious," Mei Hatsume said with a deadpan expression on her face. Her boyfriend, Katsuki Bakugo, who was sitting on the bed with her, looked at her with his right eyebrow raised. Bakugo had asked Hatsume to come into his room to get her opinion on his hero name.

"What? Lord Explosion Murder would make an awesome hero name!" Bakugo exclaimed, pointing to the Provisional Licensing Form, where he had said he wanted his official hero name to be Lord Explosion Murder. Hatsume looked at the name on the form, and rolled her eyes.

"No it wouldn't. It's the kind of name that a five year old would think is stupid," Hatsume countered, leaving Bakugo shocked. With Hatsume not wavering in her stance, Bakugo sighed, and erased the name from the form.

"Fine! You think you can come up with something better!?" Bakugo asked, mumbling angrily to himself. Hatsume nodded her head, and wrote something down on the form. When she showed it to Bakugo, Bakugo's face explodes in a red blush.

"No," Bakugo stated, erasing the name from the form, leaving Hatsume shocked.

"Why? What's wrong with it?" Hatsume asked, folding her arms in front of her chest.

"I am NOT having my hero name be 'BakuBeast'. It's bad enough that Icy-Hot and Lightning Rod call me that, but I'll be fucked if a bunch of random strangers start calling me that too. The only person I want to call me BakuBeast is you," Bakugo explained, leaving Hatsume a blushing mess.

"Uhh…OK…so…do you have any ideas?" Hatsume asked after she shook her head to get rid of the blush. Bakugo shrugged, and the both of them started thinking. After a couple of minutes, Mei snapped her fingers, and wrote another name on the form. Bakugo looked at it, and raised an eyebrow.

"'Dynamite'?" Bakugo asked.

"What's wrong with it?" Hatsume asked back.

"Nothing really, but I'm wondering why you chose this name," Bakugo responded. Hatsume started laughing for a few seconds before she mostly regained her composure.

"Well, it fits really well with your explosion quirk, but more importantly…" Hatsume started to explain before more laughter escaped her mouth, which she tried to block with her hand. Bakugo was watching her with his head tilted and eyebrow raised in confusion, before his eyes widened in realization. Once he realized what Hatsume meant, he started chuckling, covering his mouth to try and muffle it.

"Mei, don't you dare say it," Bakugo warned, still chuckling.

"But more importantly, it's because you're the bomb!" Hatsume exclaimed, erupting into a fit of laughter. Bakugo started laughing too, and the two went in for a hug. After the two were done laughing, Bakugo gave Hatsume a kiss on the cheek before putting her on his lap, and grabbing the paper.

"Alright Mei, 'Dynamite' it is," Bakugo said, nibbling on Mei's ear while she was still laughing at her terrible pun. Bakugo shook his head before he wrote down 'Dynamite' on his form, and just like that, the Explosion Hero Dynamite was created.