John: Hey! It's us! Trollin Down The Street!
Jayden: Welcome to our first Fic! Hot Pockets!
John: Please read this, and tell us what you think!
Jayden: But don't be too mean... TT_TT
John: Yeah, don't. Jayden's a wuss.
Jayden: Hey! And this is just character profiles.
John: True. Can't get much from that. Either way. Review!
Jayden: Enjoy! *waves enthusiastically*
"Hot Pockets"
Character Profiles:
Jayden Armstrong:
Jayden is an American boy who was sent to Hogwarts because his mother didn't want him going to any of the schools in America (how he got all the way to London is a mystery). Jayden is the only wizard in the Armstrong family in their recorded history (so you can guess how they reacted – not well, for those of you that guessed wrong). He's in Slytherin, and is severely bullied for his Muggle heritage. Yeah, they hate - I mean, don't even talk - I mean, make eye contact - I mean, share breathing space with him. He also seems to be only Slytherin that Snape doesn't like. He gets abused by all the Houses alike. The only person that really talks to him is his roommate Louie Malfoy. Well, less talks to him and more bullies him, like everybody else. Jayden hates Louie, but at least someone is talking to him. But Jayden likes to hope that Louie isn't all bad. Jayden thinks he should have been in Ravenclaw, but he's not smart enough anyway, and green is his favorite color. He absolutely loves DADA and Charms, but he's completely terrible at Potions (ironically) and Divination. He simply dies of boredom in his Muggle Studies class. He's pretty much a loner (forced to be, really), but once you get him talking he never shuts up. He has an infectious laugh, even though he barely uses it. He's in his fourth year.
-Age: 14
-Height:5'4"
-Physical appearance: black hair, thin, pale, eyes: left green, right blue, jeans, T-shirts, sweatshirts, sneakers, the like,
-Quirks: runs fingers through hair when thinking, taps fingers when impatient, quiet unless he's with a friend (then he never shuts up), OCD, wears women's underwear
-Pet peeves: odd numbers
-Phobias: ferrets, merpeople, big dogs, spiders, giants
-Likes: DADA, reading, cooking, bunnies
-Dislikes: being mistreated, Vladimir, Hagrid, Trelawney
Louie Malfoy:
Louie is Draco Malfoy's younger twin brother, and is (obviously) in Slytherin. The twins share the same looks except for their eyes; Draco's are grey, and Louie's are dark blue. Draco bullies and instills fear in his little brother, so Louie does and says and acts however his twin wishes, which includes being the total Malfoy jerk that everyone knows and loves. Even though the real Louie is a sweet and pacifistic (unless provoked) boy, when Draco is nearby, or mainly when he's just out in public, he pretty much acts just like Draco, mostly because the latter is forcing his little brother to do so. To release the built-up anger and frustration, he bullies his roommate, Jayden Armstrong. Louie almost wishes that he could just be nice to Jayden, because his kind heart is telling him that Jayden gets teased enough already for being Muggle-born and American. But Louie is just so angry and sick of Draco messing with him by the end of the day that he can't help it. He's best in Transfiguration and DADA, and okay at Potions. He's worst at Herbology and Charms. Even though it was obvious, what with the fact that he's Jayden's roomie, he's in his fourth year as well.
-Age: 14
-Height: 5' 6 1/2" (Don't forget that, we'll be quizzing you later)
-Physical appearance: Platinum blond hair, dark blue eyes, dresses nicely: slacks, button-ups, the like (he's a Malfoy, he's gotta dress nice)
-Quirks: when he speaks and writes, he has to have an even number of syllables in a sentence (don't kill us if we forget this fact please), secretly super sweet and nice, loves instant coffee (Do you have any idea how his family would react if they knew he liked a Muggle-made product?), sleeps with his head at the foot of the bed (haha, that rhymed!), always carries hot sauce with him (will be found out why soon)
Pet peeves: odd number of syllables in a sentence, the color yellow (those conniving Hufflepuffs!)
-Phobias: being eaten by something in Professor Sprout's greenhouse(s), Hufflepuff's taking over the world
-Likes: sweets, spicy foods (hence the sauce, and even though he can't handle the spice), mystery novels
-Dislikes: Draco, being mean all the time, that accursed Summoning Charm!
Vladimir Markarov:
Vladimir's a 7th year, and in Slytherin. It is unknown to everybody except Dumbledore that he is vampire (only because it's easier if it's left a secret). If blood cannot be supplied to Vlad, Dumbledore locks him a dungeon so as not to, you know, kill all the students. And gives him deer and other small animals too "eat" until he's better. He doesn't sleep in the Slytherin dorms, but where he does sleep is unknown, even to the authors. Dumbledore found Vlad, who was kind of an orphan, at Diagon Alley and took him in, so to speak. No one really knows that either. Well, you readers do. He's quiet and mysterious and scary. All the lowerclassmen are deathly afraid of him… So are the upperclassmen. They always have been, really. He likes to mess with people, teachers and students alike (except for Snape, hahaha) just for the fun of it, and because he's bored.
-Age: 17 (or is he? geddit?)
-Height: 6'4"
-Physical appearance: waist length (and braided) dark brown hair, tan skin, greenish eye, wears leather and black and trenchcoats, blind in one eye (white-ish color) (hides it with his hair)
-Quirks: to wear mismatched shoes
-Pet peeves: when people try to talk to him
-Phobias: bitch, he is the phobia!
-Likes: mentally and emotionally raping people, opera music
-Dislikes: pretty much everything else
Ansgar Faust:
Ansgar is a 7th year Hufflepuff. Despite his German heritage, he was born and raised in Australia. He hunts wallabies (thinks he does, anyways) and actually thinks he's Chinese, but no one knows why. Not even him. His name literally translates as "Fist of God," discerning the question of how he's in Hufflepuff. Also, it's rumored that he wrestled the Giant Squid on his very first day at Hogwarts, and won without getting a single drop of water on him. Does he believe it? Yes, he does. He's best friends with Vladimir Markarov, but only because but only because Vlad thinks Ansgar's name is cool. Vlad and Ansgar are pretty much opposites, personality-wise. It's kind of a (non-sexual) master-and-servant kind of relationship. His sole purpose in this story is to provide comic relief.
-Age:17
-Height: 5'8"
-Physical appearance: silver hair, purple eyes, wears top hats all the time
-Quirks: he believes the rumors about him, thinks he's Chinese and hunts wallabies
-Pet peeves: hates polka dots and bananas
-Phobias: centaurs, pi (the number, mind you)
-Likes: pretty much everything else
-Dislikes: mentally and emotionally raping people, opera music (see, they're ARE opposites!)
Jayden: Pssst... Just a reminder to tell us what you think, please!
John: *whacks Jayden over the head* They know! Don't badger them!
Jayden: Ow... Sorry. Well, still, please do.
John: See you in Chapter One!