[EDIT: I fixed up some of the stuff in these next few chapters. Only like conventional errors and some grammar stuff. And the pairing name, because I finally decided to fix the spelling of "thiefshipping". For those of you who are seeing this for the first time, don't worry, you haven't missed out on anything.]

I got this absolutely CRAZY idea when I was watching a theifshipping vid on YouTube. We all know that thiefshipping is a Marik/YamiBakura pairing. But I wondered something. I haven't watched past Season 2 yet, but so far, in all of the YuGiOh I've seen, regular, abrigded, fanart, and other stuff, I have never seen or read or watched any situation with Ryou Bakura and Marik being face to face. So here is my maybecrack attempt at a fanfic on what would happen if such a thing should occur. [EDIT as of 9/20/12: I am now up to season 5. And I now know of Angstshipping and have seen stuff of it. BUT THIEFSHIPPING IS THE BEST EVAH!]

This first chapter is kind of what you people might call a "drabble" or maybe its not cuz I don't really know the exact definition of 'drabble'. But it's basically just an intro so deal with it. X3

I hope you like the crappy title I used. It just came to me, although I don't know what I mean by "slipping".

Whatever.

R&R

ENJOY~!

Bakura woke up to greet the day. He looked out the window and started his daily routine of recalling yesterday. As he went through his memories...

Wait a minute...

Yup, it had happened again. He couldn't go through yesterday's memories because he didn't have any memory of yesterday.

He looked down at the Millenium Ring around his neck. As always, the string that held it up didn't break in his sleep. "Ugh. I swear, this ring sure is annoying, I wish I could get rid of it." He remebered the first time he tried to ditch the bloody thing. He simply left it at home. But then halfway through the day, he had another memory lapse and found the bloddy thing around his neck again. "Nothing but trouble. And annoying."

He got out of bed and got ready for the day. He put on his favorite striped shirt and jeans.

As he was eating breakfast, he wondered what he should do that day. "Maybe I could check in with Yugi. Haven't seen him in a while. But then again, maybe I have but forgot about it. Oh well." He absentmindedly looked over at a painting hung on a nail on the wall. Then he focused on the nail.

"Of course!" he shouted. "Why haven't I thought of this before! It just might work!" He entered a closet and took a hammer and some nails out of a toolbox. He then ran back to his room.

"There!" Bakura said and he stepped away from the wall.

He had nailed the Millenium Ring to the wall. Tightly. Now it should stay put. Hopefully.

"Should keep the buggaring thing in place. Now to go find Yugi and do something normal and not boring for once." He went over to his desk, grabbed his keys, and put them in his pocket. Then he grabbed his dueling deck and put it into his deck holder around his belt. He might need it because for some reason, a duel happens practically every minute in this city. Usually that happened alot to Yugi and not to him, but he felt like taking it anyway.

"Okay see you later! Not." He said to the Ring, which he was sure could hear him. Then he looked at the string that was still attached to it.

Maybe he should remove that too, just to be safe. Maybe it wouldn't return if it didn't have anything to hang on to. Bakura got a pair of scissors from his desk. He prepared to cut the string. As much as he didn't want to do it, he hadn't tried it before and hoped it would keep the bloody thing from magically teleporting itself to him. He didn't like the stuff that seemed to happen when it did.

If it worked, maybe he could get a removable chain instead of a string so he could still have it when he wanted.

No hesitation.
Just do it.

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The string fell to the floor. "Well that wasn't so bad, was it." He picked up the string and tied it to the arm of a chair on the other side of the room.

"Well, see you not later you bloody evil wanker!" Bakura said with a smile and left.

Bakura walked the streets of Domino City looking for where Yugi and his friends might be hanging out on a day like today. They might be hanging at home or maybe playing a game somewhere. Knowing Yugi, he was playing a game regardless.

He decided to head for the game shop to see if anyone was there.

Suddenly, he heard a little meow coming from behind him. He turned around and saw a white fluffy kitten following him. It looked at him with big brown adorable eyes.

He stopped and smiled. "Oh hello there, kitty cat. Are you following me?" The kitten rubbed its head against his leg in an adorable manner. Bakura picked it up. "Aw, you cute thing? Why are you out here by yourself?" I hope he isn't a stray.

"Mew."

"You can keep following me if you want. But I don't know if pets are allowed in Yugi's grandpa's shop. Well it will be nice to have a companion anyway." He's so adorable. And it was getting kind of lonely walking by myself. "Ok then, come on let's go." He set the small white kitten down and kept walking. It walked a little faster to keep up with him and the two continued on to the game shop.

A few minutes later, he and the kitten had reached a spot that was three blocks away from Yugi's place.

"Mew." The kitty stopped walking and had fallen a bit behind.

Bakura noticed and also stopped. "What is it?"

The little kitten looked away from Bakura in the direction they had just come from. Then he said gave a little mew again and just continued walking.

"Hm." Maybe he just smelled food or something. They both continued walking

A minute later, Bakura heard a voice behind him call his name.

"Bakura! Hey Bakura!"

"Huh?" Bakura looked behind him and saw a man staring at him. He was wearing a lavender top that was showing of his midriff and had wierd golden bracelets on his arms. He had whiteish spiky hair (not as spiky as Bakura's, but it looked wierd enough). He was holding some sort of rod that had the same design as his own Millenium Ring on it.

And to Bakura, he looked pretty bloody effeminate.

"Hey Bakura, why are you following yourself? Ahahahahahaaaa!"

"What?" The only thing that was following him was the kitten. And unless this person was making fun of his hair and comparing it to a cat's, then he had no idea what this person meant by "following himself".

"Ahaha... You know I'm just joking. Anyway where are you heading?"

"I'm sorry, but who are you?"

Dun dun DUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Like the cliffhanger? I do hahaha *makes Marik-like laugh*

Anyway I'm just trying to take up space in the EndingAN cuz I don't know what to do in two chapters from now and I'm kind of bored. Maybe I should just shut up now and move on with this.

Anyway I might be updating this tomorow. Maybe. But this was an on-a-whim idea so I might run out of ideas by the third chapter. But I'm hanging in there.

So I guess I'll see you tomorow then.

BYEEEEEEE~!