The joys of mindreading.

A/N So I wrote this because I'm suffering from terrible writers block, and while repeatedly banging my head in my hand this little idea crept into my brain. I hope you like it, let me know ;-) x

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EPOV

I knocked on the door, waiting impatiently for my own personal angel to open it, a huge grin plastered on my face.

And there she was, mmmm happiness flowed through me as I drank in every beautiful detail of her face. Perfect.

Until...bloody Cullen knocking on my door every night, God I wish she would get rid of that fool, as if he deserves her, look at him standing there like a love sick puppy, it's enough to make you hurl. Charlie.

I had to smirk at that last remark, love sick puppy is that what I was? Ignoring her father's irritated thoughts I guided Bella into the kitchen, holding her hand. But they followed me like a bad smell.

Look at him, holding her hand, he never lets it go, I know what I would like to do with that hand, sling a pair of handcuffs round it that's what, annoying little....

Charlie was on form tonight! Plastering my most sincere smile on my face I turned to Charlie and smiled,

'Good evening sir, how was your day?' He glared at me and grunted. Not saying a word, but his thoughts weren't quite. My day would have been a lot better if he hadn't shown up, putting his greasy little mitts all over my daughter.

Again I had to smirk, and Bella gave me a confused little look, god I wanted to kiss her, but Charlie wouldn't like that very much, and I really should be trying to win Charlie round... And then a little part of my brain switched off, and I thought, well sod it he is never going to like me so I may as well have some fun. So I kissed her cheek gently, and heard her heart react, which turned my smirk into a full blown grin. Then there it was the torrent of silent abuse.

That pushy little git, I'm going to kick his butt right out of my house. No wait. Don't over react. She will get mad, it's just a kiss on the cheek, that's all; he is her boyfriend it's to be expected. But even as he was mentally checking himself I could feel his eyes boring into my back, and I just couldn't help myself, it was too much fun. My hand slid a little lower on her waist and I pulled her closer.

If his hand moves one more, just one more inch towards my daughter's backside...

So I figured in for a penny in for a pound, and I kissed Bella full on the mouth, bending her slightly, Hollywood style.

Right that is it! Where the hell is my gun, I'm gonna shoot the little prick, and kick his butt to kingdom come, the pushy little bast...

Charlie stomped out the kitchen, gun ward. I didn't stop kissing Bella, god I loved the way she reacted to me, as if we were alone in a private place, not snogging in her father's kitchen with her irate father for an audience

Then my phone started to ring. I could guess who it was; I pulled it out of my pocket and looked at the screen, Alice. Smiling as Bella tried to breathe normally, I answered the phone.

'Alice.'

'Edward get home now!! Charlie is actually going to shoot you, you stupid fool!!' The line went dead; I whipped around, still holding Bella's hand, heading towards the door I called out.

'Charlie, I have a family emergency we have to go, sorry.' And I pulled Bella out the door as Charlie's very angry thoughts followed my retreating back. Lucky for you, one more minute, and then you would have been sorry, next time I will leave my gun on when he's round and if he tries that again I will scare the little sod half to death. Kissing MY daughter like that in front of me.....

As I drove swiftly back to my place with my angel by my side, and her father's thoughts blacking my character, slowly drifting into the distance. I chuckled away to myself. Oh the joys of being a mind reader...

A/N Okay so I hoped you liked it. Please review.

I just thought I would share something that happened to me the other day, I don't think anyone but another twilight nut could appreciate this.

My husband was talking to me about fishing (the most boring subject in the world) and I found my thoughts drifting to Edward. I looked at my hubby and started to think... Why don't you look like Edward? Why don't you sound like Edward? Why don't you sparkle like Edward? At this point I realised he had stopped talking and was waiting for a response. Having no reply (obviously) I just asked if he would like a cup of tea and left the room thinking , glad you're not a mind reader like Edward! Is this normal???? Xx