Valentine Rescue Squad-A short Naruto fanfic
By Lady Ryu
note: I hate Valentine's Day but I wanted to write a short story with a little romantic theme…
Chapter OneA mysterious group of ninjas attacked team Kakashi. They were struggling. A ninja grabbed Sakura and she screamed.
"S-Sasuke-kun! Naruto-kun!" she screamed.
Even Kakashi's or Sasuke's Sharingan could detect their moves through the mysterious fog. Sasuke's heart beat heavy within his chest.
"Sakura-chan!"
Suffocating in the toxic fumes he fell unconscious, in his dream he was running to rescue her. It was as if that battle had been nothing but a dream. He woke up to find his wounds bandaged. Kakashi was also bedridden in the same room. Sasuke tried to watch Naruto creep over towards Kakashi to pull off his mask. Tried and failed, Kakashi punched him in the head. Sasuke stirred awake and he jumped up abruptly. He tied his headband around his forehead, despite the pain he got out of bed. He proceeded to walk out the door, ignoring Naruto and Kakashi. Kakashi grabbed the boy by his collar and said.
"Hold it lover boy. You can't just go and save her. We don't even know where she is."
Sasuke tore away from Kakashi's grasp.
"We have to go save her." He grabbed his arm, which was writhing in pain.
Kakashi laughed.
"Is she really that important to you?"
Sasuke blushed furiously.
"No, she's just a vital part of this team."
"Oh play it off as the teamwork card." Kakashi shook his head,
"You are in no condition to fight right now. Rest up and then we'll figure where they've taken her."
As soon as Kakashi finished his sentence, Rock Lee and Neji burst into the room in frenzy.
"Where is Ten-Ten? We've been looking for her all day!" they said in unison.
Out of nowhere as if a silent breeze in the wind, Gaara and Kankuro showed up in a blink of an eye.
"It seems our teammate Temari is missing. We were wondering if any of you have seen her?" Gaara said.
Chouji and Shikamaru burst on the scene too.
"Have you guys seen Ino?"
Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino showed up too.
"Where's Hinata? We've been looking for her and her father said that she probably went to the market but no one's seen her."
Naruto scratched his head.
"This is weird. Why are all the girls gone?"
Tsunade came barging in the room as well.
"Where are my girls! How do all of my young female shinobis ends up missing in one day!"
"Uh, actually Sakura's been gone since yesterday. We were fighting these shinobi from an unknown village. They put up a good fight. But they ended up taking her." Kakashi said non-chalantly.
"WHAT!" Tsunade practically screamed.
All of the boys ran from the room. Nothing was scarier than an angry Tsunade. Kakashi and Gai-sensei gathered the young men and planned out possible rescues. They all agreed to split up in groups. Kakashi's team consisted of Naruto; Sasuke, Shino, Kiba and Gai sensei had the rest. Kakashi requested to speak to Gai-sensei on the side.
"It appears we have a bunch of lovesick pups on our hands. We should warn them not to go astray. This could be a serious mission!"
Gai-sensei nodded in agreement, his gigantic brows frowning.
"This reminds of that time we had to save our own female comrades."
Kakashi nodded slightly blushing as the rehashing of a memory where Rin had kissed him on the cheek after she glomped Obito. As they were leaving the village, Ichiraku's owner's daughter ran after Kakashi.
"Kakashi-kun, wait!"
He turned around and Naruto and Sasuke paid attention. The girl seemed frantic and Kakashi spoke trying to calm her down. She pulled his mask down revealing his nose, at the same moment he seized her wrist and pulled her closely. Gai-sensei responded.
"Kakashi, you sly dog you! Putting on the moves like that!" Gai interrupted,
"Let a real man show you how it's done."
Gai-sensei was over there in a split second.
"Your beauty masks the most beautiful stars…"
Sasuke and Naruto's jaws dropped and Kakashi looked at him puzzled. The girl punched him and he hit the ground. Everyone else's jaws dropped except for Shin's and Gaara's. Gai writhed in twitched in pain.
"Now where were we?" Kakashi asked.
She pulled down Kakashi's mask slowly and Naruto and Sasuke eyes edged in closer with anticipation. Kakashi turned his back obstructing their view. A few seconds later he turned around slightly blushing. She was love struck and he waved goodbye. Naruto and Sasuke hadn't seen a thing. Kakashi turned to the boys and said.
"You'll learn about that sooner or later."
Rock Lee help Gai-sensei up.
"Gai-sensei, is that how you make maidens swoon and sway over your manliness?" he asked his master.
"Shut up, Lee!" Gai said embarrassed.
They headed towards the next village asking for information. They came across a bathhouse and decided to stay for the night. When they were headed to the bathhouse, Naruto noticed sight of a grown man with a wild mane of white hair.
"Ero-sennin!" Naruto exclaimed practically tackling the man.
"N-Naruto? What are you--?"
Naruto glared at him.
"Research for your book, huh Ero-sennin?"
Jiraiya scratched his head.
"Uh, Kakashi, what brings you here?"
he asked.
"It seems that someone has taken all of our young female shinobi. I figured, you know a lot about women and their whereabouts, you could help us."
Jiraiya blushed flattered.
"Of course, I'll keep a good eye out for your precious little angels. Oh by the way, I finished the manuscript for Makeout Violence vol. 3, if you are interested."
Kakashi laughed.
"I can't wait to read it!"
Sasuke huffed and Kakashi led the boys to the baths. Kakashi walked in without his mask and the boys didn't recognize him at first. Naruto jumped.
"No big lips or buckteeth! See Sasuke, I told you!"
"Huh? What are you talking about Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
Sasuke plunged Naruto under the water.
"Shut up, Naruto! Idiot!"
"Let him go Sasuke." Kakashi ordered.
Sasuke did as you were told.
"Are you surprised that I don't have my face covered or something?"
"Yes." The boys replied.
Kakashi laughed revealing beautiful straight white teeth.
"Can't wear it all the time."
After the bath, Naruto went to bed and Kakashi went to have sake with Jiraiya. Sasuke decided to wander around the bathhouse. He froze when he saw a woman with dark black hair. She was the exact image of his mother.
"O-Okaasan?" he said to himself.
He shook his head, perhaps he was coming down with a cold. He clenched his fists thinking about his murderous brother.