I
know what you must be thinking.
I, Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba
Corporations, Duel monsters champ (next to Yugi), and most feared
person on the face of the planet am stuck in a tiny brom closet with
the Mutt's sister and my stupid cousin, from my dead mother's side,
Eiri Yuki...
Firstly, I should probably explaine why the Dog's
sister was in my home...
I mean, it's not everyday that I pick up
strays and take them home with me, is it?
Well, to answer your
perverted questions, for I know you must be thinking along the lines
of "O, you naughty boy you!" or giving me a thumbs up...no,
we didn't fool around, we came to study.
I am much more dignified
then that, give me some credit!...
...O I'm lying...we
didn't get the chance to...her top was barely on...her lips were
swolen from kissing...she was purring in my ear as I left marks on
her neck when suddenly I look up and there is that Idiot cousin of
mine, that happened to find Mokuba and myself after all these years,
wearing that stupid yet familiar smirk. He then had the nerve, oh
what nerve he does have, to actually lean against my couchi and say
"No, please continue!"
That bastard!
Wheelerette was
off of me in a heart beat, fixing her clothes and hair, and bowing in
apologies. She looks up at stupid Eiri and then squeals...
She's a
fan of his to...
I only think one thing...
'Damn...'
Well,
anyway, right as she squeals I hear the most agrivating voice known
to man...
"Hello, na no da!"
"YUKI! SETO! MOKUBA! We're here!"
I thought: 'Oh...I'm definetly in hell now...' Then a thought occurs to me, and I look up at Eiri, who is looking right back at me...we glare.
Eiri: stare
Kaiba: stare
Eiri: Idiot.
Kaiba: Moron.
And the staring continues until Whhelerette shrieks and Eiri and I must look up...oh she's a Nittle Grasper and Bad Luck fan too...
Eiri and I thought the same and said aloud in unison: O damn...
Then Eiri was attacked by a hug and Kumagoro was shoved in my face.
Kaiba: Hello Mr. Sakuma...
Ryuichi: No Seto! Call me Ryu-chan!
Kaiba: ...Ryuichi...what are you and Shindou doing here? Did Eiri invite you both over?
Eiri glares at me, where did that glare that seemed so familiar come from?
Eiri: Why would I invite them over? I come here to get away from the Brat and Sakuma.
Eiri did have a point. I could
remember the christmas part at N-G...Shindou had decided to lath
himself onto me...I had happened to try and be funny and were gold
contacts and a wig...How the hell was I suppossed to know
that Eiri and I are replicas?
Well, anyway, I had Shindou stuck to
me all night purry "Yuki..." in seductive tones...I burned
the wig when I got home.
Anyway, back to my story...
Shuichi and Sakuma had disapeared into the kitchen where Mokuba was. I decided that they wouldn't be too much of a threat at the moment considering that Mokuba was much more mature then they were...which was sad because Shindou was two years my senior, 18 to my 16 and Skuma was 31...
Eiri and I decided to go play some pool and
Wheelerette had latched herself onto my arm lovingly...did I mention
that she and I were not dating?
Well I thought I should mention
it, consideing that it confused me that she would flirt with me on
Monday, on Tuesday sit with me at lunch, on Wednesday hug me, on
Thursaday kiss me and on Friday ravage me on the spot...did I
mention that was a week ago, and that she's decided on her own to
live with me?
After mentioning this to Eiri, I had the urge to
kill him...he laughed called her the equivilant of the 'Brat' just
with a vagina, and then said "good luck"
Well anyway, Eiri, Wheelerette, and I had been playing pool when a thought struck me and I asked aloud: Hey, Eiri, is Shindou hyperactive?
Eiri: Why yes, I don't let him in the Kitchen for more then a minute...he tends to eat up anything with sugar and go hyperactive.
I nodded
Kaiba: I assume that Sakuma is the same way...you know...Mokuba get's hyperactive as well?
Eiri: Really?
Then the Wheelerette's eyes bugged open and she grabbed my hand.
Serenity: Then why did you leave the THREE of them in the Kitchen with all the SUGAR?
Eiri and I became dead silent before were hear faint giggling...the creepy "your house is haunted by ghosts' type giggles and then we heard running feet...
Before Wheelerette knew it, Eiri and I grabbed her arm and hauled her into the closet along with us. She muffled her screams and listened closely...
Ryuichi: Oh Seto-Kun where are you? Kumagoro wants to play! hyperactive child voice
Shuichi: YUKI! YUKI my LOVE where did you GO?
Mokuba: Uncontrolable laughing Bwahahaha they're playing hide and go see!
Sakuma, Shindou and Mokuba snicker: We'll find you!
Shivers were sent from me to Eiri to Wheelerette who began to shake with...laughter? Eiri joined...and I was left wondering how the hell my life was turned upside down and how the hell I winded up in my closet...
Then the three hyperactive idiot wandered off with loud abnoxious laughter...and I heard a crash...O no...I knew that sooner or later one of those idiot would find us...it was only a matter of time.
I began to plan an escape with
Wheelerett...
Screw Eiri, this was all his fault anyway!