Okay, my close personal friends messed with My Sesshy, so I shall mess with her Dracula! Here goes...
One day Dracula was in his evil lair, plotting how to take over the world. So he didn't realize the laundry had been taken out his chambers, and to the dry cleaners...
A few hours later, at the dry cleaners...
Van Helsing went into the dry cleaning shop to pick up his laundry. Well, when he got it, he went home, and started putting it away...but something was different...He'd never had a pair of pink Dora The Explorer Boxers... there must have been a mix up...He checked the tag...it had something written on it... "Property of Dracula. No touchy! Mine!"
Well, deciding it would be fun to bug him over it, Van Helsing went over to Dracula's to confront him... "Is Dracula home?" He asked the minion who opened the door.
"Yes, my lord Dracula is home, come in..." the minion replied...Leading Van Helsing into the living room...Van Helsing decided to have a look around...and he soon came across a fluffy, pink, cute...thing...with big round cute eyes...It was at that second that Dracula entered the room...
"To what do I owe this honor," Dracula asked, his annoyance showing.
"I think there may have been a mix up at the dry cleaner's they gave me some of you clothes..." van Helsing said.
"Oh really."
Van Helsing held up the boxers...
"Those aren't mine, they're one of my minion's," Dracula said coolly.
"Then why do they say: 'Property of Dracula. No touchy! Mine!' on the tag?"
"Uhh...well...I uh...Okay, they're mine..." Dracula admitted...
Vanhelsing held up the fluffy pink thing... "And I suppose this isn't yours either?"
Dracula gasped... "Petunia! If you hurt even one hair on her head..." grabs "Petunia" and runs off.
"Ahem, Mr. VanHelsing, I think you went a bit far, Petunia is his most prized possession..." The minion said.
Vanhelsing just began laughing uncontrollably...
The end...
My revenge is over...it would have been funnier... but oh well...