How Kat Lost Her Arm

Noble Team just got back from a training exercise, being the war machined that they are they worked up a hunger. Kat, being a woman, knew it was her job to fix her noble brethren something to eat. She had asked them what they wanted, all replied pancakes. She took their orders and was off.

Kat went to the kitchen to see if she had everything her teammates wanted. She walked in and yelled for D.O.T, which was Noble Teams A.I.

"Yes Kat?" said D.O.T.

"Do we have the ingredients for make pancakes? Or at least instant mix in the box?" Kat asked.

"No, we do not have either. But I have called in for some mix and a flacon is on its way!"

Kate called Noble One and told him to watch for the falcon then called Noble Four to get some recon on a frying pan.

Carter called Kat and told her it would be about 10 minutes to half an hour. After that Kat took her helmet off and mumbled to herself.

"Damn men, can't make their own pancakes!"

Just then Carter yelled, "Why can't you damn women remember when you're out of pancake mix! Shouldn't your woman/kitchen senses go off!"

"But sir…"

"I don't want to hear it!" Carter shouted.

Just then Jorge walked in and laughed, "That's right. You got to yell at those damn creatures before they learn anything!"

Kat walked around the kitchen, waiting for the frying pan recon to come in. Then Noble Four called and said there were some grease spots, and they looked baked on. Then she heard the falcon touching down. She ran and got the mix, cleaned the pan, and fixed that pancakes. Everyone came in.

Carter looked at her and said, "Don't let it happen again."

"Yes sir!" she yelled.

"Or I'll have to trade you in for a newer model, with a built in frying pan and a spatula!"

Kat wen to Swordbase and went and did something completely insane.

She cut off her right arm and replaced with a robotic one with a built in spatula. She was considered to be a mad woman, but Carter was pleased that she did.

THE END.

***So a really good friend of mine wrote this and asked me to have it published. Hope you enjoy.***