Disclaimer: Me no owny Harry Potter! I do own the word Vampaphobia though! I made it up!
I was hyper! End of discussion!
I made up Vampaphobia (the word) like 2 seconds ago. Ron's eyes are blue right?
Vampaphobia
We know what happened to Ron that gave him arachnid phobia, or the fear of spiders. But why is he scared of vampires when most wizards know they leave them alone? Let's find out…
Ronald Weasley was walking in the woods nearby his house. His parents were sick of him doing this without asking so they decided to do something about it.
Later, the twins were telling him the forest was filled to the brim with bloodsuckers that would eat him alive if he wasn't with someone else. The munchkins were unaware of their parents watching. Ron rolled his eyes and left for his room.
He got pranked when he entered. His hair was soon covered with fake blood. Because his hair was so red, Ronnikins didn't even notice and washed it out that night. Though he did wonder why everyone was staring at him.
Later that night, Ron wondered into the forest alone. Suddenly, a stick cracked behind him! What if it was a resurrected You-Know-Who? Or a big spider? Or an evil tree that wanted to eat him? Or what if it was a vampire?
A distinct sound of someone breathing down his breathe could be felt and heard. Ron flew around with fear in the depths of his pale, blue eyes. 'What was that?' he thought. It happened again to the left of him and he turned around.
Nothing was there… He swore he heard and felt something next to him… HOLY CRAP!
A pair of blood-red eyes could be seen over Ron's shoulder in the reflection of a puddle that suddenly and coincidently appeared.
"VAMPIRES! THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ALL OUR BRAINS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!" could be heard throughout the town.
Back at the Burrow, Arthur Weasley was laughing his head off at his son's reaction. If he only he had a camera…
Too bad Ron would never get over it and have a life filled with an intense fear of vampires.
Oh well... What's done is done!