Full Metal Alchemist Online Chatting
Summary: Title says it all. Warning: if stupidity and randomness were a genre then this story would be under it. One-shot. Please review, but no flames! Very OOC. Don't take it serious!
A/N: This is my first Full Metal Alchemist story so be nice. And sorry the characters are so OOC and I'm not ragging on them if you think I am.
Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or the people. But I do own the screen names, but they're really stupid I know.
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I'mNotShort: Ed
KittiesRule: Al
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Roy
MetalJunkie: Winry
GreenWithEnvy: Envy (A/N: I needed someone to be dumb. Sorry Envy fan girls… if there are any)
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Ed, why would you put that you're not short when you really are?
I'mNotShort: I AM NOT SHORT!
MetalJunkie: Yes you are
I'mNotShort: At least I don't carry some big screwdriver
MetalJunkie: It's a wrench! WRENCH!
I'mNotShort: same thing
MetalJunkie: NO IT'S NOT (I'm holding wrench in my hand and I'm about to throw it at you)
I'mNotShort: (backs away a bit) okay then
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Your stupid and short. She's not even near you so she'd throw it at the computer.
I'mNotShort: You're the stupid one! You put "your" it's supposed to be "you're"!
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: no one really cares. But you're still short
I'mNotShort: (vain popping out) No I'm not!
KittiesRule: There's no need to get mad, brother. Sticks and stones may break your bones but names could never hurt you.
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: What are you a fortune cookie?
GreenWithEnvy: Cookies? I want cookies! Where's the cookie?
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: in Al's suit of armor
KittiesRule: no it's not! There's no room since brother keeps on hiding his cupcakes
I'mNotShort: You were not suppose to tell anyone!
MetalJunkie: (points with accusing finger) so you're the one that stole the cupcakes from the cupcake jar!
KittiesRule: it's cookie jar not cupcakes
GreenWithEnvy: Where are these cookies?
I'mNotShort: Antarctica
GreenWithEnvy: To Antarctica!
(GreenWithEnvy signed off)
KittiesRule: brother, are there really cookies in Antarctica?
I'mNotShort: frozen ones with penguin and polar bear fat for flavor.
MetalJunkie: how do you know?
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: He probably gets his cupcakes there
I'mNotShort: I don't get my cupcakes at Antarctica. I get them at the cupcake convention!
MetalJunkie: is there even a cupcake convention?
I'mNotShort: Yes! In my mind!
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: And I bet you're tall in your mind too.
I'mNotShort: How did you know?
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: I read minds
MetalJunkie: How could you? You're not really talking to him
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Because I'm cool like that. And you're thinking that you'll look good in a miniskirt (wink, wink)
MetalJunkie: (About to throw wrench to the computer) EW YOU PERV! DIE!
KittiesRule: Winry? Are you there?
I'mNotShort: I think she threw her wrench at her computer
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: either that or your momma came back from the dead, went to her room, and broke the computer with her ugly face
I'mNotShort: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?
KittiesRule: to be technical brother, he didn't say it. He wrote it.
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: you heard what I said!
I'mNotShort: well, yo momma's so fat that she went swimming and a whale past by her and started to sing 'we are family'!
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the bathroom scale it read: to be continue
I'mNotShort; That was weak!
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: at least I'm not so short that five-year-olds think you're their age!
KittiesRule: You two stop fighting!
I'mNotShort: No because yo momma's so stupid that when she went to Macy's she went "why did they spell YMCA wrong?" (A/N: Let us pretend that they know what Macy's and YMCA are)
KittiesRule: Good one brother, but we have the same mother.
I'mNotShort: Oh yeah, I thought I was talking to Roy
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: (shows a picture of squares, circles, lines, and other random stuff)
I'mNotShort: What's that? You drunk?
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: No it's yo momma stoned.
(I'mNotShort is away)
(KittiesRule is away)
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Like I would believe that you two are really crying like you said in your away message
(I'mNotShort signed off)
(KittiesRule signed off)
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Hhheeellllooooo? Is anyone here?
RoyMustang#1FanGirl: (heart-eyed) I'm here my love (A/N: Just some random fan girl I made up)
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Get away from me! (Starts to sign off) wait, are you wearing a miniskirt?
RoyMustang#1FanGirl: no
MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest: Goodbye.
(MiniskirtsAreTheGreatest signed off)
RoyMustang#1FanGirl: Wait my love! I could get a miniskirt!
RoyMustang#1FanGirl: …My love?
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A/N: A stupid ending to a weird story but I was bored and I warned you in the summary. Still I was thinking of making a squeal, but maybe. So if you liked it review, but if you don't like it then don't review because I hate flames. Hope you liked the story but if you didn't then why are you continuing to read my ramblings?