Authors note: Here's another story in my efforts to get this thing up to 14000 stories.

Once again not really my show, but this is a crac fic between Merlin and Arthur invovling a TV and TV show. Like I said crac fic, so don't expect realism.

Disclaimer: Don't own it, not sure I would want to.


"Merlin", called Arthur.

He received no response.

"Merlin," was the same call only more emphatically.

"Yes," came the reply from an obviously distracted man servant.

"What are you doing that is so much more important than answering me?"

"Watching TV."

"What!"

"I'm watching a show from the future call Stargate SG-1," Merlin answered enraptured by the program.

"Stargate SG-1," was the puzzled question from the blond prince.

"It's a show about a group of travelers that go through a gate into a wormhole. They travel to other planets and meet alien races."

"Okay, that sounds weird," Arthur answered sitting down next to his friend … um man servant.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me," Merlin yelled at the TV.

"What now?"

"Can you believe it," Merlin went on as though Arthur had said nothing, "Every single thing I've watched always portrays me as some old fart."

"Really," Arthur replied.

"Yes. See. They have me as some old ancient guy."

"I think I'm going to go now and sword fight or something."

He received no reply once more.