B alls were never your thing. The fanciness just isn't for you, the dancing, but if you hadn't gone to the bi-annual Gumabll Ball, you would have never met Bonnibel. That pink face, those purple eyes, is anything more perfect?
U mbrella's may be one of the best inventions. Why? Because if you ever go on a date during a sunny day, and your a vampire, without an umbrella the options are either cancel or die. And why would you want to do either one of those things? Especially since this date was with Bonnie, and you kissed her.
Boots are really cool. They're also useless when it comes to sex. Or maybe it's important to some creative people… Anyway, it's useless to me, and me and Bonnie just did it (she came on to ME. How weird is that?) but the romance was kinda ruined by the fact that I was nearly naked, but we literally could NOT get my boots off! So, for the first time in a thousand years, I fucked with boots on. I finally got them off when I got home.
B utts are fun to play with. Bonnie was doing science all day, and I kept poking her bubble butt, and she got so angry that we literally chased each other around the castle. It was fun.
L iterature can be cool, but it's not cool when it distracts your girlfriend from paying attention to you. I guess I'm sleeping alone tonight, because she's going to read all night. This is getting annoying.
E rrands errands, work work, that's all Bonnie has time for anymore. What about me. I need some fun. I think I'll head out to the beach for awhile.
G oodbye's always suck. I'd headed out to the Fire Kingdom, and when I came back after a couple of days Bonnie was all angry, and said she needed commitment, and that if I couldn't give it to her I'd have to leave, it was all for the sake of her kingdom. It made me nervous, so I left. Why do I feel so hurt, we've never even said "I love you".
U rgent messages freak me out, and I was really nervous when I got one from Bonnie. I headed over to her place, and it turns out she was crying and stressed and needed someone, and I was the only person she could trust. No sex, but we fell asleep in each others arms. I feel really happy inside.
M y life has always been deprived of love, but it's not now. Because Bonnie told me she loved me, and I told her I loved her back. Now I'm not alone.