Disclaimer: i thing some drunk guy made up this song so ggod for you

(* Gandalf and Elrond are talking in Rivendell *)

Elrond: Our list of allies grows thinner
Gandalf: Bet you're gay
Elrond:........* long pause *.........No I'm not!

funny clip from one of my fav stories
/THINGS WHICH WOULD NEVER BE SAID/DONE IN LOTR

go read it i love you guys (not really itÕs just now ar) heheheheh

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if the sea were of wisky and i were a duck iÕd swim to the bottom and never come up
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hehehe isÕt that funny tell every one you know about ducky

i love you ducky