A black screen with silence for a few seconds...
"Once upon a time, in a land of joy and delight..." said the narrator.
The screen lit up to show Toad with his head on fire, running around and screaming. Teletubbies were raping a goomba and police were chasing an old man on a flying toast with Shy Guy following close behind.
"Uh...joy and delight?" asked the narrator. He rustled through some papers. "No, this can't be right, but who cares?"
The back of Mario's head is shown as he walks down the street. People look at Mario and start screaming as Fort Minor's Remember The Name begins to play.
This is ten percent luck...
Twenty percent skill...
The camera zooms out to reveal Mario is naked, luckily with no genitals otherwise this post would be taken down...
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will...
Mario chews on spaghetti as the music cuts off with a record scratch. Mario stops.
"What?" he asks with spaghetti stuck in his moustache.
"I thought you would be doing something, I don't know, useful for this trailer..." said the narrator.
"Trailer? For what?" Mario asked before getting excited. "Are we getting a game?"
"No..."
"A board game?"
"No."
"A video game of a board game?"
"What-no!"
"A book?"
"FUCKING NO! YOU'RE GETTING A MOVIE!" SMG4 suddenly screamed from behind the camera.
"Oh...lame..." Mario said and he continued eating spaghetti.
Fifty percent pleasure...
Fifty percent pain...
"The Movie" appears on the screen. Mario, coloured red, slowly fades in.
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
"NO!" SMG4 shouted as he kicked the Mario word away. In it's place came SMG4 coloured blue.
"Boo!" shouted the crowd.
SMG4 sighed and walked away as the camera turned to "SMG4: The Super Epic Movie!"