Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private were in their Penguin HQ on a Monday night. Kowalski took out a Shakespeare book. "What the heck is that?" Skipper asked. "It's my Shakespeare book." Kowalski said. Rico, Private, and Skipper looked at the book that Kowalski was holding. Skipper saw something on the book. "Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Yes Skipper?" Kowalski asked. "How come your book says If found, return to Nigel or you will be hunted down?" Skipper asked. "What?" Kowalski asked. Rico was confused. Who was Nigel? "Who's Nigel?" Rico asked. "I don't know, but this guy says that he will hunt us down if we don't return this book back." Skipper said. "But this is my book. I got it in England. Remember?" Kowalski asked. Skipper nodded. "Yeah, but maybe we weren't supposed to take it." Skipper said. "But we brought this for Kowalski." Private said. "I know. Weird. Maybe this Nigel guy is lying. Heck, this could just be a prank." Skipper said. "I'm scared Skipper. What if this Nigel guy actually does come here?" Private asked. "Then we'll set some traps." Skipper said. "Okay." Rico said.
The penguins were setting traps. "There. Now no one will come in." Skipper said. "So we're safe?" Private asked. "Yes." Skipper said. Private sighed in relief. Kowalski went back to his lab. He opened his book and gasped. Rico and Private walked into Kowalski's lab. "What's wrong?" Private asked. "Look at this." Kowalski said. "If you don't return this book back to me, I will rotisseried." Rico asked. "Huh?" Private asked. Skipper walked in. "What's going on?" He asked. "We're getting threats." Kowalski said. "What!?" Skipper asked. Private nodded. He ran to Skipper. "This isn't good." Skipper said. "Why is this Nigel dude threatening us?" Rico asked. "I'm not sure. He must have something against the person who stole this book." Skipper said. "But Skipper. We're the ones who stole this book." Private said. "Private, we didn't steal this book, we have this. Oh my god. Holly crap." Skipper said. "What?" Kowalski asked. "I think Private's right." Skipper said. "What do we do?" Rico asked. "Let me check something." Skipper said and he left the HQ. He saw some paper. It was a wanted poster. Skipper read it. "Wanted: Nigel the sulphur-crested cockatoo?" Skipper asked. He ran back to the Penguin HQ. Kowalski, Rico, and Private were still confused.
"Guys! I just found this!" Skipper yelled. "What is it?" Kowalski asked. "It's a wanted poster." Skipper said. "How is that important?" Rico asked. "Look what it says. This guy Nigel is actually a sulphur-crested cockatoo." Skipper said. "Oh. So it's a bird who's after us." Kowalski said. Skipper nodded. "Crikey!" Private screamed. Outside, there was a small sulphur-crested cockatoo. He walked to the Penguin Habitat. "So this is where my book is." The bird said. He knocked on the door. Skipper and his brothers gasped. "Oh no. It's Nigel!" Private yelled. "Yep. That's him." Rico said. "Yikes." Kowalski said. "He's here for this book. I've got an idea." Skipper said. Nigel opened the door. He climbed down the ladder. Skipper picked up Kowalski's book and hit it at Nigel. Nigel fell down. "Yes!" Skipper yelled. Nigel got up from the floor and he was going to grab the book, but Rico grabbed the book first and he put it in his mouth. Nigel growled. "You jerk!" Nigel yelled. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're the jerk here! You were going to threaten us if we don't give the book to you." Skipper said. Nigel and Skipper were at each other's neck. "Guys, can I say something?" Kowalski asked.
"No! I've got to get rid of this obnoxious jerk weed!" Skipper yelled. He muttered something. Nigel showed Skipper his sharp talons. "Rico!" Skipper yelled. Rico regurgitated a sword. Skipper caught the sword. "Does this really have to end with violence?" Private asked. "Yes! He started it!" Skipper yelled. Nigel and Skipper were fighting. "Crikey." Private said. Rico and Kowalski put their wings over Private's eyes so Private doesn't see this. "This wouldn't have happen if you never came here in the first place!" Skipper said. "If you weirdos didn't take my book, I wouldn't have to hunt you down!" Nigel yelled. "It was Kowalski's book! Not yours!" Skipper yelled. "Shut up!" Nigel yelled. Skipper ran to Nigel with the sword. Nigel ran out of the way. "Look out Skipper. He can fly and you can't." Kowalski said. "Actually I can't fly anymore." Nigel said. "Good. Then you won't mind if I do this!" Skipper yelled. He was able to take Nigel's vest off. Kowalski groaned. "Oh boy." Kowalski said. "Whoa!" Rico yelled. Nigel had no feathers by his stomach. "What happened?" Rico asked. "Some stupid birds made me loose my feathers." Nigel said.
"Who are you calling stupid!?" Skipper asked. Nigel and Skipper were still fighting. Pretty soon, Nigel was able to attack Skipper. Skipper was on the ground. He dropped the sword. "No!" Kowalski and Rico yelled. Nigel picked up the sword. Kowalski let go of Private and ran in front of Skipper. Private covered his eyes with his wings. "You want someone, take me! I'm the one who took the book." Kowalski said. "What?" Skipper asked. "No. Kowalski." Rico regurgitated the book. Nigel grabbed it. "Thank you idiots." Nigel said. "Oh you're not done yet!" Skipper yelled. He got up from the floor and grabbed his sword. Then he grabbed the book from Nigel. "This is Kowalski's, not yours!" Skipper yelled. Nigel laughed. "Whoa. That's a very high laugh." Rico said. He was a little scared. "Don't be scared of him. He's nothing but a big bully!" Skipper yelled. "Who will be going down right now!"
Private was still covering his eyes and he was shaking. Nigel and Skipper were fighting all over the Penguin HQ. Private, Rico, and Kowalski walked out of the HQ and looked outside of the Penguin Habitat. Nigel took the sword and he was able to break it with his sharp talons. "Hah! You're defenseless!" He yelled. "I don't run from a fight!" Skipper said. "Yeah right. You don't even have any weapons." Nigel said. "Wrong! I've got my feet!" Skipper yelled. "Like your feet are going to stop me." Nigel said and he laughed. "I'm going to wipe that smile right off your face." Skipper said. "And just how are you going to do that?" Nigel asked. "Oh like this!" Skipper yelled and he kicked Nigel. "Wow. That's hard." Nigel said. "Giving up yet?" Skipper asked. "No! You should!" Nigel yelled and he jumped onto Skipper's head. Skipper groaned in pain. "Your talons are sharp." Skipper said. "Yeah. I know and now to finish you!" Nigel yelled. Skipper moved out of the way. Nigel fell off of Skipper's head.
"Or not." Nigel said. Nigel ran to Skipper but he got slapped by the penguin. "Oh and also I have wings and I can slap you." Skipper said. Nigel tried to fly but he hit the wall. "Just you wait Skipper." Nigel said. "You know what's very stupid?" Skipper asked. "What? Could it be you?" Nigel asked. "No! You burst in here and grab a book that isn't even yours!" Skipper yelled. While he was talking, he was beating up Nigel. "You're one strong penguin." Nigel said. "And you're one weak cockatoo." Skipper said. Nigel and Skipper growled at each other. Kowalski, Rico, and Private were still outside and they heard the fighting. "Oh no." Kowalski said. "Skipper." Private said. "This is even hard for me to watch." Rico said. Then the door opened. Nigel ran out. Kowalski, Rico, and Private held onto each other. "Skipper's gone." Private said. "That's right! And now I'm in charge of the Penguins at this zoo!" Nigel yelled. He laughed and then he fell on the floor. Skipper came out of the HQ.
Kowalski, Rico, and Private smiled. "I'm alive guys." Skipper said. Nigel got up from the floor. "That's it! I give up! You win." Nigel said and he ran out. Kowalski, Rico, and Private laughed. Then the penguins went back to the Penguin HQ. "Do you think Nigel will ever come back?" Private asked. "Afraid so Private." Skipper said. "Well what do we do?" Kowalski asked. "We gear up and get ready for another fight with my new enemy!" Skipper yelled. "But not now. Let's just relax."
Private hugged Skipper. "I'm glad that you saved us." Private said. Kowalski and Rico nodded. "Oh anytime guys. I'll always be there for you." Skipper said.
The End.
