TITLE: Welcome to Hell
AUTHOR: Goddess Isa
EMAIL: goddessisa@aol.com
SUMMARY: Buffy's in a world that's not her world, but it's not the Doppelgangland world either, it's somewhere in between. But don't worry, Xander's in leather so it's all good!
SPOILER: The Wish, slightly
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just email me & lmk where it's going - I like seeing my name in print =)
FEEDBACK: Please, I'd hate to have to Slay for it. =P
RATING: TV-14
DISCLAIMER: Xander is mine and everyone else belongs to Joss. Well, Joss, The WB, UPN, 20th Century Fox and that's about it. And, wait a minute. Joss may've given our dear Xand life, but he lives at my house and is my love slave. He eats when I tell him to eat, sleeps when I tell him to sleep, and he even kissed my toes the other day. It's great having him around g



I feel like my world has been turned upside down.

Willow tried to kill me.

Angel is nowhere to be found.

Giles doesn't believe I'm really me.

Cordelia is clinging to me.

And Xander wants to fuck me.

Okay, I guess that part's normal. One outta how many isn't bad, right?

Oh, who am I kidding? I went to sleep dreaming of Angel and I woke up here.

Here! Hell! I mean, not Hell, but it almost is.

I hate it here. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

There, I feel better.

Okay, not better but younger, at least.

My friends are dead, my Watcher won't, well, Watch me, my mother doesn't exist - wait, THAT'S a good thing - and what am I doing? I'm lusting after my soulless leather-clad best friend.

Xander!

He's Xander! I keep telling myself that but it doesn't wanna sink in. I'm like blind when it comes to him.

That *has* to change.


*****

Buffy closed her diary and took a long, hard look at her home.

It had been ransacked and everything in her room but her bed was gone.

She laid there, clutching the book, wondering why they were the only parts of her past allowed to survive the time warp.

She rolled over to go to sleep and found Xander staring at her, his yellow eyes glowering.

"Welcome to Hell, Slayer," he said sexily. "Enjoy your stay."