Yeah, I used Ace's shadow girl's OC Yami as Ace's girlfriend because it would be a bit awkward otherwise…
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.
"Your funeral started!", yelled Ace.
"He still has a day, though.", laughed Usopp.
"Until he says yes.", chuckled Sanji.
"Hoping she will say yes.", grinned Luffy.
"Guys, shut up…", murmured Zoro cranky.
Finally the day had come for Zoro to get married with his lover, Nico Robin. Today, the almost husband had a bachelors party with his 4 other friends. Ace, Usopp, Sanji and Luffy. They already had planned a lot of things for Zoro without him knowing.
Ace smirked and gulped down his bottle of beer. They were now currently walking over the street towards Ace's and Luffy's apartment. "I hope your honeymoon is going to be alright.", grinned Ace.
"I bet it is!", grinned Zoro. "Though, we even had fun before we got married.",
"Yeah, and everyone has a girlfriend.", laughed Usopp. He gasped and looked at Luffy. Luffy looked with a pout. "Except for Luffy who has his V-card…", said Usopp
"I'm 19! What do you expect!",
"I'm 19 too!", exclaimed Usopp "It's about time for you to lose it!",
"I don't have a girlfriend! I can't just take a girl from the street and do stuff with her!",
"I did.", exclaimed Ace. "And I am still happy with her~",
"You and Yami are just plain crazy.", said Sanji taking a drag and rolling his eyes.
"And you aren't with Vivi?", asked Zoro.
Sanji swoon out of the blue "My beautiful angel is the best thing in my life~",
"Of course~", said the four in unison in the same tone.
"Let's just hurry up to the house and watch some movies!", cheered Luffy. Usopp, Sanji and Ace grinned. How innocent… He didn't know what was going to happen. Neither did Zoro. Everyone entered Luffy's and Ace's house. Their house wasn't that huge. The house had an open kitchen and the living room was the biggest part. They only had two bedrooms upstairs and a bathroom. Everyone sat down on the couch and Luffy prepared some popcorn for the movie. The others were too lazy or too drunk – Ace – to help Luffy out.
Luffy walked back with some popcorn and Zoro started the movie. Usopp, Sanji and Ace looked casually – it was less casually because they didn't do it all three on the same time – on their watches. Luffy and Zoro looked at each other in suspicious. Why were they acting so weird? Someone knocked on the front door and Luffy frowned. He stood up and walked towards the door. Sanji, Usopp and Ace snickered. They heard Luffy open the door, but closing it fast again.
He ran to the living room with a red, mad and embarrassed face. "You guys hired strippers…", Zoro choked in popcorn and the three culprits laughed loud. Ace stood up and walked to the door and opened it with a smile.
"Hello officers! How may I help you?", he asked in glee.
The orange haired smiled sweetly. "I have to take an investigation inside the house. I have some colleagues who will help me out too.", she said. "Or actually, help you out.", she smiled seductive. Ace grinned and stepped aside so the three girls could enter. The boys – minus mad Luffy and not a real interested Zoro – looked with anticipation and the three girls smiled. The blue haired, known as Nojiko put a CD in the CD-player and the music played softly. Luffy turned around slightly with a pout.
Nami, the orange haired, smiled and she pushed him back on a chair. "I demand you to sit; I have to arrest you, otherwise.", She smiled.
"Arrest me!", yelled Sanji.
Ace laughed loud seeing Luffy's embarrassed face "Be nice for that boy! He still is a virgin.", Luffy glared at his older and teasing brother.
Nami giggle and played with Luffy's colar "Serious? That will make everything easier.", she said. Luffy pouted while looking at her. "He is cute, is it ok if I arrest him?", asked Nami to Nojiko and the blond haired girl known as Marguerite.
"Enjoy, but be nice.", giggled Nojiko.
"Arrest or harass?", asked Usopp with a smirk. Nami looked at Usopp and winked seductively. Usopp rolled his eyes with a smile. Ok, harass…
Nami looked at Luffy and Luffy looked at Nami with still the same uneasy frown. Nami began to smile seductively and she hummed with the music. Luffy could hear Ace say "I'm jealous… Luffy has a private stripper…",
Her uniform did look good though… A tight vest with a tie and some things cops always had on their vests. She wore a tight blue miniskirt and white long stockings. Even the police cap on her head looked very cute. She also was very beautiful with her long orange hair… And her face looked like a goddess… Her eyes gave beauty a different meaning and her white skin made him want to taste every inch... Not even mentioning her big and swollen pinkish lips…
"Stay down, and don't touch anything.", She demanded. Luffy gulped again. She smiled and swayed her hips on the rythem, working on her tie. Luffy glanced to the others and they enjoyed their act. Ok, Ace sometimes glanced at Luffy, but it wasn't more than that. Luffy looked back at Nami and she untied her tie, catching Luffy's neck and pulling his head close to hers.
"You're a virgin?", she asked. Luffy blushed and Nami let go of him. She walked around Luffy and Luffy sat restless on his chair, shifting in nervousity. Nami smiled when she heard Luffy mumble 'yes'.
Nami went on her knees and stroked Luffy's cheek with the back of her fingers "Interesting.", She said. Nami giggled when Luffy gulped again. God, he had such a nice trachea… Nami unbuttoned her vest slowly and Luffy looked away. He was too shy and he'd wished he had more courage.
Nami wanted him to look at her and she just went onto his lap, receiving more attention this way. Luffy yelped softly and Nami giggled. She went towards his ear and whispered. "It is forbidden for a stripper to kiss the client.",
Luffy closed his eyes and smelled her hair once. God, she smelt nice. "What do you mean?", he whispered in a hoarse voice. Nami smiled and she lifted her legs so that both her legs were on his left side.
She looked straight in his eye "You have something…", she whispered, her sweet breath tickling against his lips. Luffy frowned confused. He glanced once at Ace, Zoro, Sanji and Usopp but they were distracted. Nami smiled and cupped his cheek. "Relax, but still no touching.", She brushed her lips over his "And if they notice, I will charge them for more.", she said, her lips vribrating against his. She brushed her lips against his lips again. Had he already told her he had never kissed in his life?
He immediately parted his lips in shock, and her tongue swept inside. She moaned. He moaned. Her arms glided up his chest and locked around his neck. He instinctively deepened the kiss, slipping and sliding and nipping at her mouth just the way he thought would be right.
She parted and smiled "You taste good.", she said. Luffy let his breath go he didn't know he held in. Nami went from his lap and she unbuttoned her vest further. Luffy followed her movements of her hand
"Less shy?", she asked. Luffy looked into her eyes now and nodded expressionless. He still was shy, but less. Luffy looked at the others again and noticed the other females being in their undergarments. Nami was slower and he liked it that way…
Nami walked over to a chair and brought it over in front of Luffy. She began singing the song to herself as she danced around the chair. She did cute little poses as she eyed Luffy every once and a while. He liked the dance…
She sat down in the chair and spread her legs slowly, closing and opening, making Luffy crimson and shifting in his chair. She leaned forward flipping her hair back and forward. She then got up and circled around her chair. She stopped behind it holding the back of the chair as she bent over it eyeing Luffy, showing her cleavage. Luffy bit his under lip and he gulped nothing again.
Nami smiled proud and she slowly sat down, putting off her shoe in a sexy manner. Luffy bit the inside of his cheek so hard it began bleeding. He wanted to touch her so much…
She slid one of her stockings off and let it fall on the ground. She began with her other stocking with a smile and she let it also fall on the ground. She walked towards Luffy and unbuttoned her vest further. She let her vest fall on the ground and Luffy sharply breathed in. There she stood with her beautiful laced bra. She smiled and slowly zipped her skirt. She slid her hands over her round ass. She stroked it, up and down. She gave it a little spank. And then another one. Nami smiled as Luffy licked his lips absentmindedly. Did he even know?
Nami let her skirt slide over her legs, showing her panties. She grinned and walked to Luffy. She continued to slide her hands up over her stomach, caressing her breasts. She ran her fingers through her hair and then she did the infamous hair flip. Her hands roamed over her body as she swirled her hips with the beat. She went closer and she grabbed his chin, giving a little kiss on his lips. She winked and went on his lap. She smiled as she straddled his lap, making Luffy moan.
"Someone is awake~", Nami said seductive, pointing between his legs. Luffy pinched his eyes closed, turning bright crimson, and Nami straddled him again. "Be right back.", She whispered. She stood up and bowed, grabbing something out of her skirt. Luffy had a full few when she bowed, so he immediately looked somewhere else. She went back and on his lap again, using more pressure just to tease him.
Her hand travelled to his pants pocket via his chest. She slid a card in his pants pocket. "Call me if you want to see me naked.", She whispered softly. Luffy's eyes slightly widened and he looked at her in surprise. "Or maybe if you just want a date… For free.", Luffy's eyes almost rolled out of their sockets. Did she mean that? Seriously?
Luffy smiled slowly and she went from his lap. Luffy blinked confused and looked at the two other strippers. They were getting dressed and Ace paid the blue haired one. Luffy looked at the clock and blinked. The hired hour already passed… Nami put her clothes on again, and even now she looked sexy… Luffy went with his hand in his pocket and he felt the card with her number. He smiled and she glanced at him, smiling as she did. She stood up and stretched.
"Where's the bathroom?", she asked. Luffy and Ace looked at her with owlish eyes.
"Euhm…", Luffy began. "Upstairs and just the door in front of you.", He explained. Nami nodded with a smile and went upstairs like Luffy said. Luffy breathed deeply. He really needed a cold shower.
"Well, guys, it was cosy.", said Marguerite with a smile. The four guys nodded with a smirk or a grin. Luffy just looked at the two ladies and frowned. 'Nami is more beautiful…' he thought.
Nami stood against the bathroom door and breathed hard. What the hell was that! Why did she feel this attracted to that guy? She didn't even know his name! Shouldn't that be an important part! Nami touched her lips and breathed in and out fast. She kissed him… And it was amazing… Breathtaking… She loved it… He tasted so good! His taste couldn't be described… It was a taste human kind still didn't have a name for…
Nami dreamed away when she thought about it again. How much she wanted his virgini- 'HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!', Nami looked into the mirror and she tamed her hair down. 'Don't think about that girl! He might think you are mentally crazy!', she thought. She looked into the mirror with half lidded eyes 'I am talking to myself in my head… I think I already am crazy…',
She opened the door again and she walked downstairs. She wanted to ask the boy what his name was but she already had to leave. She swore his brother said it before when she started her act, but she forgot already since she was concentrating on him. Nami frowned sad when she had to leave. She wanted to kiss him again…
Luffy sat down on the couch and he yawned. He frowned when he still heard music. "They forgot their music.", said Sanji
Ace shrugged his shoulders. "They will make or buy a new one." Luffy frowned and looked at the table, seeing his mobile. He leaned forward and grabbed it, thinking if he should send her a message. He put his mobile in his pocket with a smile. He was going to do it! He stood up and walked to the stairs.
He stopped in track when Usopp asked him "Where are you going?", asked Usopp confused.
Luffy looked at him and smiled. "I'm going to the toilet."
"Aw, poor boy need to lose some jiz~" grinned Ace. Luffy glared at him
"Or the poor boy already lost some." Grinned Zoro
"Oh, remind the poor boy was the only one with a private stripper. The lucky bastard!" said Sanji jealous. Every nodded and they were jealous too and Luffy just ignored them walking upstairs. He grabbed his phone and he sat on his bed dialling her number. He thought if he actually was going to send it to her. He smiled, shrugged his shoulders and sent a message to her. He stood up and walked downstairs again. Nami gasped in shock when her mobile vibrated. She opened the message and smiled sweetly.
Thank you. I really enjoyed everything.
Bye and goodnight, Luffy.
P.s: You probably will hear more from me.
Nami smiled and held her mobile onto her chest. She enjoyed it too. Much more than her standard clients and she still didn't know why… She looked out of the car window with a smile. She couldn't wait… Was he really going to ask her out?
Zoro, Sanji, Usopp and Ace lay knocked out on the floor. Beer bottles lay everywhere and it reeked like beer everywhere. Luffy frowned and sat up straight. He didn't know how the others could do it, but he couldn't sleep on the floor to save his life. Luffy walked upstairs and yawned once. He rubbed his eye and he lay down onto his bed, sighing deeply. He closed his eyes but couldn't sleep. He now placed the sheets over him in a new attempt to sleep, but no result.
He kept replaying everything Nami was doing to him. The way she stripped her clothes and the way she straddled his lap. Luffy shifted uncomfortable and he sighed deeply hoping to release all the nervousity. He touched his lips when he remembered her kiss again. So sweet and erotic… Her lips were so soft and he felt like he could melt, right there and then. He now pinched his eyes close, remembering one sight he actually didn't want to remember… Nami playing with the chair, closing and opening her legs…
He now imagined her naked on his bed – though it was a one person's bed – ready for him to take her and spreading her legs voluntarily. She purred Luffy's name, asking him to fill her. Luffy opened his eyes and scowled slightly. Great… His groin tightened… Not only that, it even ached… Luffy sat up straight and rubbed the back of head. Fantastic, cold shower it is!
After some time Luffy lay in bed again. The cold shower didn't work so he had taken other… Measures. Luffy sighed deeply again and thought. Who was he kidding? Maybe Nami didn't even like him… Luffy closed his eyes and he finally could sleep after his 'shower'.
Nami lay in bed with her eyes wide open. She only thought about Luffy… Never had a client such a heavy impact on her… But she was going to beat the shyness out of him! Nami frowned and bit her lip. Was she going to tell Luffy her biggest secret? Nami turned around in her bed and she blushed a bit. Why did she say Luffy could see her naked if he called? Nobody ever saw her naked… Why? She also was still a virgin… That was her biggest secret. Nami closed her eyes and she dreamed. More like imagined because she wasn't sleeping.
How much she wanted to take him... She really wished he walked behind her when she walked to the bathroom, or just wanted to kiss him if she had a chance… She had to kiss him more often…
Nami smiled as she thought about him. His soft black hair and his scar under his eye. That scar did give him some charm… His lips were thin but still delicious looking… She wanted to sip them if she could… Devour the taste forever in her mouth. Nami softly moaned as she thought about it… But now she thought about something totally different. She imagined a sex scene about her and Luffy and- Since when did he have so many muscles? Anyway, it looked delicious. Luffy filled her and gave her everything she wanted, pumping in and out of her. Her hand traveled to her panties absentmindedly but she gasped fast sitting straight.
She looked at her hand in shock. "Bad hand! That is meant for Luffy! Bad!" she said. Nami layed back and she sighed with a shaky breath. Who was she kidding? Maybe Luffy didn't even like her…
It was morning and Ace, Sanji, Usopp and Zoro already were awake making breakfast. Luffy walked downstairs after some time, still rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He looked at everyone who were begging to Sanji for a sunny side up egg. Luffy sat down on the couch and Sanji gave him a plate with a slice of bread and egg. Luffy looked at him with tired eyes and Sanji looked back with cracky eyes. Luffy now looked at the others and their eyes were simular to Sanji's. Luffy grinned and he ate his breakfast in silence. They all had a hangover~
Luffy finished his breakfast and he put his plate down on the counter. Luffy grabbed his mobile out of his pocket and he looked. Ace noticed and smiled. "If I didn't know any better I would say you are hitting on your mobile.", Grinned Ace. Luffy looked at his brother with a dead panned expression.
"Or he is waiting for a message from a mysterious girl he never met and hopes for a date.",
grinned Sanji
" That is really desperate...", retorted Usopp with a frown. Sanji, Zoro and Zoro looked at Usopp with an obvious 'Duh?' frown. "Oh! That's the point!", he said, putting his fist on his palm.
Luffy pouted with half lidded eyes and grabbed a pan of the shelve. He walked towards the stairs and he let the pan fall from the highest stairs case, making loud sounds when it crashed on every stairscase downstairs.
"MY HEAD!", yelled Ace
"THAT HURTS!", screamed Sanji
"ODA CHRIST!", bawled Usopp
"YOU GUYS AREN'T MAKING IT ANY BETTER!", yelled Zoro over everyone. Luffy smirked and walked to his room. He grabbed his mobile again and took a deep sigh. He sent her a message again and he lay down on his bed, taking a deep shaky breath from nervousity.
Nami got a new message and she looked at her mobile with slight sleepy eyes. Who could that be? Nami opened the message and she screamed in joy. Nojiko looked at her with a confused frown. Nami smiled sweetly at her. Nami stood up and walked to her bedroom. Nami and Nojiko both shared a house. Their house was bigger than Luffy's and Ace's house. They had four bedrooms upstrairs, a balcony, an open kitchen with an island and a quite normal living room.
Nami read the message now and smiled sweetly like a girl in love.
Hey, do you mind if I call you?
Luffy.
Nami giggled and answered
Yes, please. I'd love to…
Xx Nami.
Nami looked in front of her and frowned confused. 'Since when do I feel this happy again?',She normally used a fake smile, but this time, her smile was pure and honest. Nami smiled and looked at her phone. She yelped when her mobile played the tune of the intro from 'The Powerpuff Girls', aka someone called her. She pressed the green button and took a deep breath.
"H…Hey?",
"Hi…",she heard. Nami giggled when she heard his shaky voice.
"What's up?", she asked, lying down on her bed.
"Euhm… I wanted to ask something but I wanted to do it via the phone and not via a message...",he murmured.
Nami smiled and she played with a thread from her bed. "And what do you want to ask?", she giggled. It was quiet on the other side. "Hello? Are you still there?", she asked confused and shocked.
"Sorry!", Luffy replied back in shock "It was just, your voic- EUHM!", Luffy coughed a few times and Nami giggled more. "I… I wanted to ask if…. Mumblemumble",
"What?", asked Nami with a slight laugh.
"… Do you want to go out with me…?",Luffy mumbled.
Nami smiled and sighed relieved. "That would be fantastic.", she replied.
"I euhm… Going to message you later about the time and place and such… My mind is doing funny now…",
"How funny?", giggled Nami.
"I keep repeating everything you did to me yesterday.",Nami smiled and played with her hair now.
"What did you like the most?", she asked curious. She already could tell she needed to take a bath soon.
"That leg thing… On the chair… And the kiss…", he whispered. Nami giggled again. She never giggled this much.
"I will do that often then.", she said "Especially the kiss.", She heard Luffy chuckle this time. He was starting to loosen up.
"Well… I wish I could talk with you some more but…", Luffy stopped.
Nami smiled. "I get it. I will wait for you message.", She said.
"Bye…", he whispered.
"Bye…", she whispered back. She put her mobile away and smiled. She hugged her pillow tight and squealed in happiness. Only his voice made her superhappy and turned on. Nami looked at her ceiling. Nothing could beat the smile from her face!
Luffy looked at his ceiling with wide shocked eyes. Just what happened? Did he just made a date with the hottest girl he had ever seen? And did she just approve? Luffy now frowned slightly. Why with him of all people? There were obviously more sexierguys on the whole round world and in her life…
Luffy now closed his eyes and couldn't help but fall asleep, repeating the teasing dance of Nami.
This story will be finished after my vacation, so do not worry! And this story is also going to be more beautiful instead of only sexual and such. Well, I hope you liked this sexual, perverted, dirty and teasing fic, my lovely perverts~
My sister: I don't want to hear that from you! *pointing at me with an accusatory finger*
I still love you all~