Taste the Rainbow
"Mattieeeee!"
Matthew Williams whipped his head around to see his brother rushing towards him…like a crazed maniac. Matthew quickly stepped out of the way and Alfred ran into a tree. Matthew shook his head mockingly.
"What are you doing, idiot?" he questioned, watching as Alfred shook some leaves from his hair.
"I am not an idiot, idiot," Alfred replied, "Stop putting me down, you sarcastic bastard." Matthew crossed his arms threateningly.
"If I'm a sarcastic bastard, then you are an idiotic fatass, " He said simply, "With no friends and a stupid girlfriend."
"HEY! Philli is not stupid! We're not even together anymore," Alfred said dumbly, "It's me and Israel now…AND IZZY IS SMARTER THAN YOU, BITCH!"
"So now you're fat, idiotic, and heartless? Geez, Al, Do you know how long Haiti has been in love with you? And you played her like a piano." Matthew said. Alfred blinked stupidly.
"Well…whatever…MY ISRAEL IS REAL." He screamed randomly, waving his arms like a monkey.
"What the fuck does that have to with—Oh my maple-flavored Jesus, Al, are you high?" Matthew glared into his brother's eyes, noticing the dilated pupils.
"NOPE! I ATES ME SOME SKITTLES!" Alfred shoved the bag of candy in the Canadian's face. Matthew face-palmed.
"…You know…sometimes I wonder if the Cold War was started because both you and Ivan were sugar high."
"Ivan is my bestie," Alfred said drunkenly, "last night we fucked in my kitchen and he came all over my chocolate cake…that was some banging cake…"
`Before Matthew could react to such an absurd comment, Alfred threw some vibrantly-colored skittles in his face, "TASTE THE FRIGGIN' RAINBOW!" he said and ran away. Matthew prayed to [maple-flavored] Jesus that Alfred wouldn't cause an apocalypse.
" Hey?"
He felt a tug on his shirt: It was Kumajika. Wait a minute…When the fuck did he get a bear?
"Who are you?"
"I'M CANADA, DAMMIT."
…Kumajika never spoke again.
TEH END
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