The intellectual known as Rick Sanchez from the dimension R-047 was browsing the infamous facebook group: shwiftposting(18+) where a stupid, dumb, idiot woman was complaining about how everyone says female writers were ruining the show. Rick R-047 the absolute intellect, was currently in a dimension where Rick and Morty was a show, thus, technically, he is a cartoon character that went into the real world using his portal gun and now he's cool.

He was absolutely DISTRAUGHT at how the dumb female was in her comments. He smirked, tipping his fedora, then proceeded to reply to her, "Acshually, you have to have a pretty high IQ to find Rick and Morty funny." Just then, Lowerbunk's Rick and Morty OC, Faca came in and rudely interrupted him.
"Hi uh you want my scraps?" She asked.

Retarded Rick SLAMMED his hands against the keyboard of his computer and turned to face her, "waht ht heCKKKKKKKKKK BITCHE I AM SHWIFTPOSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

"HAVE MY FUCKING SCRAPS READ MY FANFICTION IT'S CALLED FADADE AND BLUE SPIKES" Faca screamed, her titties jiggling.

Retarded Rick enjoyed the jiggling titties, but alas, he could not let the jiggling titties distract him from his one and only goal: shwiftposting on facebook dot com. He had a ton of memes he needed to shwiftpost, and he wasn't about to let a dumb OC stand in his way.

"eckscuze me fucke but can u pls stfu thenks" Rick took off his pants and took a shit.

Faca was disgusted by this and then proceeded to throw all her scraps onto the garage floor. They made a loud noise which triggered Rick's inner retard. He shrieked the shriek of a thousand raptards. Shit exploding out of his asshole. Tard-fists primed and ready, hanging above his head. His fists thundered down onto Faca's head, exploding her instantly.

Hearing the raptard screech of distress, Rick's carer, Morty ran in and saw the carnage. Rick, sitting in his garage, alone, pants down, covered in shit and blood.
"Hhhoooly crap Rick! Wwhat happened?"
"Same old story... good OCs killing bad OCs..."

pls read Facade and Blue Spikes on fanfiction dot com I only read up to where it showed her name for the first time so I knew what to call her thanks btw Retarded Rick from dimension R-047 is the best Rick and Morty OC he should practically be canon thank you for reading please leave a good review and favorite thanks you're welcome.