Ok, a few reminders. I do NOT own the anime High School of the Dead, nor do I own Vocaloid. Ok? Are we clear on that? Good. There is colorful language, character death, a LOT of blood and gore, and anything else that's in Zombie apocalypse movies and stuff. If you don't like Len dying, leave the story now. Because, well, he dies. Lot's of people die. Also, if you don't like these pairings, leave now.
NeruXLen
MikuoXNeru
MikuoXTei
MikuXKaito
KaitoXLily (for like…three seconds)
And that's about it. There are some…well…adult-like situations throughout this story, really only at one part, so, just warning you. That's in later chapters. Thank you for reading this, and please review! Also, Miku and Mikuo are not related in this.
Tei: W-w-w-w-wait, I did you say TeiXMikuo?
Me: Um, yeah.
Tei: Uh, what do we have to do again?
Me: Kiss dramatically.
Tei: WHAT?
Mikuo: HA! Oh come on Tei, you know you'll like it.
Tei: SHUT UP!
Me: Yeah…enjoy the story!
I stayed up late the night before everything came to an end…
A teal haired boy ran as fast as he could, a baseball bat in his hand. He was accompanied by a girl with a side ponytail, with a broken mop in her hand, and a boy with blonde hair in a short ponytail, carrying nothing, but holding his bleeding and bandaged arm. They had to run, before the Zombies got to them. The teal haired boy rammed a Zombie with his baseball bat, sending it flying, blood spattering everywhere. The girl gasped, but kept running.
"HURRY!" The teal haired boy yelled.
He rammed another Zombie with his bat in the head, right as it was about to grab him. He flipped another one into the wall, making it lay there in a strange position no normal person could do.
"Len, are you ok?" The teal haired boy asked.
He helped Len up the steep steps, and the girl stayed a little behind. A Zombie was right behind her, and she attempted to hit it with her mop handle. She rammed the handle through the Zombie's chest.
"Are you nuts?" The teal haired boy yelled back at the girl.
"Say what?" She yelled back.
The Zombie then grabbed hold of the handle, and yanked it out of her hand. She gasped, and as she went to grab it, the Zombie swung it back, knocking her hardly against the wall and making her fall over. The Zombie started walking towards her, and she looked up at it, tears forming in her eyes.
"GET AWAY!" She screamed, putting her hands over her face.
The Zombie crawled towards her.
"NER-" The teal haired boy yelled, when Len grabbed his baseball bat.
"NERU!" Len yelled, running down the steps with his friends baseball bat, and rammed the Zombies head against the wall, blood spattering everywhere, as it rolled down the steps, tripping up any other Zombies making their way up.
Neru got up, smiling with relief.
"Len!" She said, and walked up to Len's side.
"Did you see that? We need to smash their heads to kill them." Len said, and continued up the steps with Neru following close behind.
He turned his head, and quickly kicked a Zombie in the head who was making it's way back up the steps, making it fall back down.
"NERU, LEN, HURRY, THIS WAY!" The teal haired boy yelled, obviously impatient.
"Ok." Len responded.
He and Neru got onto the roof top, and the boy stayed behind and look in horror at the Zombies that surrounded him.
"Damn it…" He mumbled to himself.
"What the fuck?" He whispered out loud.
"WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?" He yelled as loud as he could at the sky.
A boy with shoulder length teal hair leaned on the railing, looking out to the rest of the city, with sakura tree petals floating around his face, but he paid no attention to them.
"You know, we're going to get married one day!" 5 year old Neru said excitedly.
"Really? Do you really mean it?" The teal haired boy asked excitedly.
"Yeah! Pinky promise!" Neru said, extending her pinky out to the boy.
"Cross my heart!" She said.
"And hope to die!" The boy respond, wrapping his pinky around hers.
Years later
"Why do you have to repeat the grade? You're a straight A student!" A teenage boy with teal haired asked his best friend and lover.
"You wouldn't understand, Mikuo." Neru said sadly and turned her back on him.
Later
"We're in the same class again? Cool!" Len said excitedly, turning to face his best friend.
Few months later
Mikuo looked in horror as he saw his old lover, Neru, with his best friend, Len. She noticed him, and bowed her head sadly.
"Pinky promise…cross my heart and hope to die…huh…what a joke…" Mikuo mumbled to himself.
"That's so stupid!" A girl said behind him.
He turned his head to see a girl with teal hair like his in long pigtails.
"What do you want?" Mikuo asked her.
"Every time you have to face something you don't like you always have to come to this stupid staircase. It's like your own pity corner. Look at you! Good god! The first semester has just started, how are you ever going to make it through the year?" She asked him.
"I could say the same thing for you." Mikuo said, turning his attention back to the city.
"The fifth period isn't even over yet." He said.
"It's ok, because I'm genius! Unlike you, you got into this school by dumb luck!"
"Miku, why do you always diss me like that?" Mikuo asked.
"Because I don't like stupid people!"
"What?"
"Especially those who can't admit that they're stupid. I mean, you're pretty stupid. At least you know you are. So if I tell you that you're stupid, maybe by some miracle you'll be less stupid, stupid!" Miku said with her arms crossed.
She then noticed that Mikuo hadn't been paying attention to her the whole time.
"Grow up! Moping because your little friend dumped you? Stupid." She added and walked back into the school.
Mikuo stayed there, on the staircase, lost in thought.
"Listen, it's just that, there was a time when I really felt that way, but you didn't seem to notice, so…" Neru said to Mikuo, and then left him, alone, in the classroom.
"So what?" Mikuo asked himself.
Then, he heard a banging near the school gates. Someone was walking into the gate as if it would just open up for him.
"Who's that? A trespasser?" Mikuo once again asked himself.
The man just kept walking into the fence, arms stretched out, looking into space.
"You there, what do you think you're doing?" A woman asked, walking up to the fence with a few other teachers.
"This is a private school!" She added.
"It's ok, Miki. Let me handle it." A man said, rolling up his sleeve and walking towards the fence.
He grabbed the man by his shirt collar and banged him against the fence.
"Hey now! Piko! Violence is…" She stopped and gasped as the man suddenly grabbed Piko's arm and bit into his wrist vein, blood spattering everywhere.
"AAAAAGH!" Piko yelled, as the man let go.
He grabbed his wrist, and rolled on the ground in agony, screaming. Miki carefully took a few steps closer to him, and Mikuo watched from the staircase in horror. Piko then fell to the ground, eyes rolled in the back of his head, motionless. The teachers were speechless, when one of them said,
"Oh my gosh, he's dead!"
"No way…that's impossible…he was just…" Miki started to say slowly covering her mouth with her hands and staring in horror when Piko's bloody hand twitched.
"P-Piko?" Miki gasped.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
Piko's eyes then suddenly opened, but they were pale and still rolled in the back of his head.
"Oh, Piko! Oh thank god, you had me worried there for a-" Miki started to say, when Piko suddenly grabbed her shoulder, pulling her down, and biting into her neck, blood once again spattering everywhere.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Miki screamed.
Mikuo backed up in horror, nearly tripping up on his feet. The other teachers started to run back into the building. Mikuo ran back into the school as well, running as fast as his traumatized self could carry him. He sprinted through the hallway, nearly slipping from a sharp turn, and slammed the classroom door open, making everyone in the classroom stare at him like he had three heads.
"Mikuo, you couldn't be happy with just skipping my class?" A teacher asked, as Mikuo walked over to his old lover, Neru.
"Come with me." Mikuo said, grabbing Neru and pulling her out of her seat.
"We're gonna get outta here!" He said.
"W-what are you talking about?" Neru asked.
Miku got out of her seat, very irritated.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Len asked, getting out of his seat too.
"People just got killed by the front gate. No bullshit." Mikuo said seriously.
"A-are you serious?" Len asked, shocked.
A few desks over, a boy with blue hair and a blue scarf looked at the two, concerned.
"Yeah, I'm makin' shit like that up." Mikuo said sarcastically.
"JESUS! What's going on? I can never understand what's going-" She was interrupted when Mikuo slapped her across the face hardly, making her head turn to the side.
She turned around, holding her cheek, glaring at Mikuo.
"WHAT-?" She started, but was once again interrupted.
"LISTEN TO ME!" Mikuo yelled at her and turned back to Len.
Len then nodded. A few moments later, Neru, Len, and Mikuo were running through the hallway.
"So, what do you think's going on?" Neru asked.
"There was someone at the school gate. P.E. teachers went to check it out and something happened, and now, those P.E. teachers are killing each other!" Mikuo said.
"That's insane." Neru responded.
A little while later, Len went to his gym locker and opened it.
"What? You forgot something?" Mikuo asked.
"If what you told me was true, we'll need weapons." Len said, pulling stuff out of his locker.
"Here." Len said, going to the janitor closet and tearing off a mop's handle, leaving a sharp metal point at the end, and handing it to Neru, while Mikuo got a baseball bat out of the locker.
"What about you?" Mikuo asked Len.
"I've got a black belt in karate. Come on, we gotta get out of the school!" Len said urgently.
"Let's call the police, we'll talk to my father." Neru said.
"School rules are there to be broken, right?" Mikuo said, handing his phone to Neru.
Neru dialed '911' and waited for someone to pick up.
"No way…" She said.
"What is it?" Len asked.
'You may stay on the line or call back again later. Currently, 911 is facing extremely high call volume. You may stay on the line or call back again later.'
"The line is busy…" Neru said quietly as the message repeated.
"That's impossible…" She said.
Suddenly, all three of them heard the speaker turn on.
'This is for all students and staff….an emergency situation is taking place inside the school right now. All students must follow their teachers instructions and evacuate. I repeat,'
"So they finally realize…" Mikuo said.
"-an emergency situation is taking place right now-" The speaker was the cut off.
"It's happening!" Mikuo said.
The students in the other classrooms looked at the teacher desperately. Then, the speaker came back on.
"AH! STAY AWAY FROM ME! GET BACK!" Meanwhile, a boy with blue hair was crawling out of the classroom on all fours, his scarf dragging behind.
"Kaito." Miku said coming up from behind him.
"Ah!" Kaito screamed and turned around to face her.
"Hey, Miku." Kaito said.
"Sh! Be quiet!" Miku said, putting a finger to her mouth.
Then the speaker once again turned on.
"AH! AAH! HELP! HEELP! AAAAAAAAH!"
The students stared at the speaker in horror, not able to process what happened.
Then, chalk rolled off of the teachers desk, and cracked on the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed, struggling to get out of the classroom as fast as they could.
They were trampling each other, and tripping and falling and sliding down the hallways. It was chaos. They fell and slid down the stairs, punched each other and pulled each other's hair, they just needed to get out. Mikuo, Len, and Neru heard the screams from down the hallway.
"This way!" Len yelled and started running.
"Where 'ya going? We gotta get outta here!" Mikuo yelled after his friend.
"The building with classrooms is too crowded, we need to go through the management building!" Len said.
Neru walked past Mikuo and up the hall with Len.
"Len is right, shut up and do what he says." Neru said, and ran off.
"Alright, fine!" Mikuo said, and ran after Neru and Len.
When they got outside, they saw a Zombie limping it's way towards them.
"Th-that's Meiko, what's wrong with her?" Neru asked.
The Zombie started walking it's way towards Neru, it's jaws wide. As it was about to grab Neru, she swung the handle back and forth while backing up.
"Get away from me!" Neru yelled.
"Neru! Stab him!" Len yelled.
"Don't hold back, give it all you got!" Len yelled again to Neru.
The Zombie then grabbed Neru's staff, making her back up more.
"AH!" Neru screamed as she tried to force the Zombie away.
She then narrowed her eyes, and pushed forward, making the Zombie back up a few feet. She then ran towards it.
"Don't fuck with me! I'm V.P. of the martial arts club!" She yelled, repeatedly trying to stab at the Zombie.
She then stabbed the handle right through the Zombie's chest, lifting it off it's feet.
"Yeah!" Mikuo yelled, pumping his fist into the air.
But then, the Zombie started moving again, the only thing separating the Zombie and Neru was the mop handle. She was then thrown against the wall, and grabbed the handle so the Zombie was just out of reach of her.
"I-I stabbed her the heart! Why is she still moving?" Neru yelled.
Len then wrapped his arms around the Zombie's neck and shoulders, forcing it to back away from Neru.
"NERU, PULL IT OUT, NOW!" Len yelled, and Neru pulled out the handle, blood spattering everywhere.
"LEN, GET AWAY FROM HER!" Mikuo yelled.
Len turned around, smirking.
"Don't worry, I can take her!" Len said.
But then, the Zombie turned it's head around to face Len, and opened it's jaws. Len used his hand to try and push it's head away, but it didn't work.
"What the fuck?" Len asked, but then the Zombie bit down hardly into Len's shoulder.
"AAAAH!" Len screamed in pain.
His eyes were screwed shut and he threw his head back, still desperately trying to push the Zombie's head away. His arm was twisted in a bad angle as well.
"HEY, YOU!" Mikuo yelled running towards the Zombie with a baseball bat.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!" Mikuo yelled, repeatedly bashing the Zombie with the bat.
"LEN!" Neru yelled, stabbing the Zombie in the back, but it had no affect.
The Zombie kept it's jaws locked on Len's arm.
"Jesus Christ! Why won't he just die already?" Neru yelled.
"Oh no, I knew it…she is dead…" Mikuo said, staring in horror.
"SHE'S DEAD BUT STILL MOVING!" Mikuo yelled, stunned by seeing his best friend get his arm nearly shredded off by a Zombie.
The Zombie then let go of Len's arm, sending blood everywhere.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Len screamed louder then he had ever screamed before.
"LEN!" Neru yelled, tears forming in her eyes.
The Zombie bit back down again, and Neru dropped her staff and ran to Len, trying to yank his arm away from the Zombie's jaws.
"MIKUO, HELP HIM!" Neru yelled, turning to face the stunned Mikuo.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DO SOMETHING!" Neru yelled at him again.
"DO SOMETHING WILL 'YA?" She yelled again, tears streaming down her face.
Mikuo then came to his senses, and ran towards the Zombie with is bat, and bashed it right in the head. Blood spattered all over the walls, and the Zombie fell to it's knees, and onto the ground. Mikuo stood there, panting, trying to take in everything that just happened.
"Len?" Mikuo heard Neru say, and turned his head to see Len holding his badly bleeding arm.
"Are you ok?" Neru asked.
"Bitch just bit me…no big deal…" Len said, panting.
They then heard a window crash, then a scream. They turned to see a girl cornered by a Zombie, desperately trying to keep it away.
"STOP IT! STOP IT!" She cried, but then the Zombie got her hands away, sinking it's teeth into her neck.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed, as blood went onto the rooftop.
Neru gasped, holding one hand to her mouth and staring in horror.
"We can handle one of 'em…but there's no way…" Mikuo started to say, and Len turned to face him.
"The roof." Len said.
"The roof?" Neru asked.
"We should be able to barricade ourselves until help arrives. Then we can see what's going down." Len said.
They then opened the gate to the courtyard, and looked over the fence to see the rest of the city in the same terror they were in now.
"Holy shit, it's happening everywhere!" Mikuo said.
"But everything was normal…everything was fine a minute ago!" Neru yelled.
Then a huge gust of wind came, and they saw army helicopters flying by.
"Black Hawk…American military?" Mikuo asked, confused.
"That's not it, that's self defense force. Where did they come from, there's no base around here." Len said.
"OVER HERE!" Neru yelled, waving her arms to the sky.
"Don't bother. I wouldn't even waste your strength." Len said.
"That's the defense force. They might have some special mission." Len continued.
"They're not here to rescue us. They're not even here to worry about that." Len said, gesturing to the city. "That's what's going on outside, where you can still run away from it." They then heard a scream, and saw a girl being bitten by three Zombies and screaming bloody murder.
"Imagine what's going on inside the school…" Len said.
"We should be ok if we run together, Defoko!" A girl with long pink hair said, running hand in hand with her friend through the library.
"Of course we will, because you and I are B.F.F., Momo!" Defoko said, but then Momo tripped when a Zombie grabbed her foot.
The Zombie then started to drag Momo towards it.
"Ah! AH!" Momo screamed, clutching onto Defoko for dear life.
The Zombie then sunk it's teeth into Momo's neck.
"AH! NO, NO, NO! DEFOKO, HELP ME!" Momo screamed, still clutching onto her friend.
"LET GO OF ME!" Defoko yelled.
Momo stared up in shock at her friend.
"DAMN IT BITCH, I SAID LET GO!" Defoko yelled, kicking Momo's face and sending her flying down the stairs to the other Zombies.
Defoko watched as the Zombies ate her friend alive. She backed up, staring in horror, and then felt a Zombie grab her by the head, and two others went in and bit her. Down the hall, a boy was just narrowly missed by a Zombie and started walking slowly towards an open window.
"I'm scared to…" he said weakly.
"There's no way this is really happening…" he said to himself.
"A dream…that's right…it's just…a bad dream…" He said, getting closer to the window.
"I have to wake up…go back to school…" he said climbing up onto the window.
"I'm supposed to cheer on those new club members to day…" He then jumped out the window, and splattered on the courtyard, head first.
Meanwhile, a girl with long white hair and glowing red eyes walked calmly down the stairs, and took out her butcher knife as she watched one of the other school mates get bitten. As a Zombie walked toward her, she charged at it with her knife ready.
"This is like a disease caused by them." Len said, back on the roof top.
"The dead are attacking people left and right. But this isn't a movie or a video game. That's why it's them. They bite people. And then they come back to life as one of them. And it looks like smashing their heads in is the only way to get rid of 'em." Len said.
Neru, Mikuo, and Len were now surrounded by the Zombies.
"There are too many of them." Neru said, getting ready with her staff.
"Let's get up there and block the stairs." Len said, pointing to the roof.
Mikuo got his bat ready, Neru with her staff, and Len, well, he had nothing.
"Let's go." Len said, and they started running as fast as they could.
Mikuo bashed one Zombie in the head, and flipped another one into the wall. Neru got smacked against the wall by her own staff, and Len took Mikuo's bat and smashed the Zombie's head against the wall.
"Why…why is this happening?" Neru asked when they were finally on the roof.
"There has to be a reason." Len said.
"Maybe if we figure out what's causing it, we can stop it." Len said thoughtfully.
"Or at least…protect ourselves…" Len said, realizing that his breathing was getting slower.
"We need to look around…find large heavy objects…they're around here somewhere…" Len said.
They then got to work on making a barricade.
"We may be fine now, but we're gonna be fucked when it gets dark." He said.
As the Zombies tried to get through the barricade, Len suddenly gagged and put his hand over his mouth, but that couldn't stop the blood he was now coughing up. Neru noticed and ran up to him.
"Len! What's wrong with you?" She said, kneeling next to him.
"Len!" Neru yelled again.
Len wiped some blood off of his mouth with his shirt, and Mikuo stared.
When Len lifted his head again, his skin was an ugly gray shade, and his eyes were rolled in his head and he had dark circles under his eyes and breathing hoarsely. Neru and Mikuo stared in silence. Shocked. Len was…turning into one of them…
"Why…why is it…he only got it just a little…why is it so horrible?" Neru stuttered.
"So it is…just like the movies…" Len said.
"They bite you…and that's it…" He continued.
"This can't be true! What you see in the movies can't actually happen!" Neru cried.
"But…it did happen….to everyone else…" Silence.
"Mikuo…" Len said.
"Will you help me?" Len asked him.
"Help you with what?" Mikuo asked.
Len pointed to the railing of the roof.
"Help me over the rail…straight to the ground from here…impact from the fall should smash my head…" Len said.
"What are you saying?" Neru asked him.
"I DON'T WANNA BE ONE OF THEM!" Len yelled, flipping his head and throwing up a bowl full of blood.
"LEN!" Neru yelled.
Len continuously coughed more blood, no mercy. Mikuo just stared. He had to kill the friend he had known since the first grade. Len coughed up more blood, the ground around him stained red.
"Come on Mikuo….do it for me…" Len begged.
"I wanna stay myself…until the end…" Len said smiling.
He then threw up more blood. Len fell to his side, screaming in pain and rolling, just like the first teacher who had been bitten.
"LEN!" Neru cried, sitting next him trying to figure out what to do.
"LET ME HELP YOU!" She cried.
Len screamed in pain, clutching his chest. He screamed nonstop, he rolled as if that would somehow save him.
"NO, LEN!" Neru kept crying over and over.
"YOU CAN'T DIE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Len fell over, motionless.
Mikuo bowed his head so that his hair covered his eyes. Neru laid on Len's chest, crying. Suddenly, Len's arm twitched, and Mikuo gripped his bat with both hands.
"Get away from him, Neru." Mikuo said.
Neru looked up at Mikuo, who was walking slowly towards Len with the bat.
"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HE'S NOT TURNING! HE'S NOT TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE!" Neru cried, covering Len's body with her own.
"Get away from him." Mikuo said again.
Len then started to lift his head.
"Len?" Neru looked down at him and smiled.
"Look Mikuo, he's getting up! He's getting…better…" Neru stopped when Len got into a sitting position, looking into space, his eyes rolled in his head and barely breathing.
"Len…?" Neru asked slowly.
Len was now towering over her. His back hunched, and he lazily started limping towards her.
"What's the matter…?" Neru asked.
Len simply groaned. Blood slowly leaked of his mouth and down his chin.
"LEN!" Neru cried, running towards him, but Mikuo held her back.
Len then started limping towards them. No expression on his face. Just like the others.
"No way…this can't be true…" Neru said, tears once again filling her eyes.
"No way…" She said again.
Mikuo let go of her and started walking towards Len with his bat.
"I know you can't believe it…I can't believe it…" Mikuo said.
"M-Mikuo…?" Neru asked slowly.
Len opened his mouth, limping faster towards Mikuo.
"But it's happening…" Mikuo said tears falling down his cheeks as he gripped the bat harder.
"Don't do it…" Neru cried, tears going down her cheeks as well.
"IT'S HAPPENING!" Mikuo yelled.
He charged at Len with bat, he raised it, and with as much force as he could he-
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Neru cried at Len's smashed corpse.
"Why…why…" Neru repeated while crying.
"He would've bitten you if I didn't do that." Mikuo said.
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SAVE ME!" Neru yelled.
"AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT, ANYWAY? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME EXPERT?" Neru yelled.
"And I would've been willing to get bitten…better to die then live with having to do something like this!" Neru said.
"I don't think Len would've wanted that for you." Mikuo said.
"How would you know that, Mikuo?" Neru asked.
"Oh, I know. You must have hated Len, am I right? Because he was dating me!" Neru said coldly.
Mikuo narrowed his eyes at her and started walking toward the barricade.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?" Neru called after him.
"You obviously don't want me around anymore. I'm going to go downstairs and smash 'em." Mikuo said, starting to climb up the chairs and tables blocking them from the Zombies.
"W-what are you talking about?" Neru gasped running over to him.
"You can't take on that many by yourself!" Neru yelled.
"Hey wait…Mikuo?" Neru asked sweetly, trying to get him to come down.
"NO, STOP IT!" Neru yelled, hugging onto his arm.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I really didn't mean it! So please…please stay with me…don't leave me!" She cried, staring into Mikuo's eyes.
Mikuo silently stepped off the table, and pulled Neru into a hug.
On the day everything came to an end, I killed my best friend. Then I held the girl that I loved for the first time in my life.
A/N: I am really soft. I cried while writing the part where Len died. I am such a fail. I'm typing while sniffling and then my eyes started to sting…heh…anyway, so, I hope you enjoyed!
Len: Damn, why did I have to die? Hell, why did I turn into a ZOMBIE?
Tei: YEAH! And how come I'm only in it for two seconds?
Me: CALM DOWN! Len, since you complained, get in this panda suit.
Len: Aw man…*gets in panda suit*
Me: Ok, and Tei, you get much more action later on, but because you complained, go kiss Mikuo and pretend to ENJOY IT.
Tei: You're kidding me, right?
Me: No.
Tei: GOD I hate you. *Walks up to Mikuo and taps his shoulder*
Mikuo: Huh? OH GOD! DON'T KILL ME!
Me: *Whisper* Remember Tei, enjoy it!
Tei: *Smiles* Hello, Mikuo! *Grabs Mikuo and kisses him passionately*
Mikuo: ..!
Tei: *Walks off smiling* Heather, I am going to KILL YOU one of these days! *stomps off madly rinsing mouth with soap and water*
Me: Mikuo, did she add tongue?
Mikuo: N-no…*Dazed*
Me: TEI!
Tei: WHAT?
Me: KISS HIM WITH TONGUE!
Tei: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Me: NO!
Mikuo: Wait, what?
Tei: *grabs Mikuo and kisses him again with tongue*
Me: That's better.
Tei: *walks off brushing tongue with tooth brush and mouthwash* UGH! I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN!
Mikuo: What the hell just happened…?
Me: Review!