Chapter 1: The gods made their worst decision yet
Hey guys first story/review so be nice ok that b.s. Is done so rules my opinions and good personality bold, to make a joke work bold itlaics/guest reviewer yeah if you want to help me review this garbage with just pm me. the story normal font. Lets begin shall we.
Notes…They have a "open marriage" so she can make deimgod daughters so if she gets in love with any one else ITS NOT CHEATING ok, its polamyryan its a real thing, look it up if you dont beleve me. Also don't judge, there gods so they have different standerds. holy god that is a thing an open marriage I though she made that up so we don't call Flavia an hypocrite for calling girls sluts I have some grow respect for you xxMoonlightxx don't screw it up
1. Now I Am a Godess Oh God Help Us All
My name is Flavia Maya Lillith Knight and once I was a demigod. But that was before Moon Daughter. Breaking the forth wall. So now I am the godness of dark magicks, hunting (like my mom who is Artmeis) white tigers, lepards, an also fighting to win. (Theres a story about how I become a godess, its called "Moon Daughter" an if you dont know what that is you better go read it right now that is the worst shameless plug I have ever seen or read also breaking the forth wall.)I was a deimgod once but….now I am a godess yes we get it your a goddess now, now MOVE ON an I am also married to oh god what god has the displeasure of you as a wife Albaster Toringtan who is teh god of magicks. He was acutely a deimgod too but now hes a god cause Hecate. Im 16 an Albaster is also 16, we will be 16 for ever and internally. No its not like immortal or somthing.
We had a very kick ass wedding that happened in the very last chapter of "Moon Daughter" stop breaking the forth wall its a nice freindly wall and you're destroying it #savetheforthwall an now we went on a honey moon up to Olympus. So you didn't go on honeymoon because your immortal now so Olumpus is your home now. We had a place all made from stone black marble, it was now our only home. see you're not even following your logic. Albaster drove me there on his motercycle, I sat behind him an tears climed my face but….they were not tears of sad but tears of joy. Me: Hey waiter i think my fanfic has to mutch filler Waiter: sorry sir let me just fix that for you There were black velvite curtins and furnture made of a slivery medal with scarlitt plush. There was a winded staircase going up to a indoored bacony, also a god size bed with a canipy. Note….this next part is teens an up rated so dont read if your a kid spoilers! wait are we gaonna have a lemon. oh god were going to have a lemon guys get your eye bleach
We…..did it! Also our hearts were tined with love but this Im keepin this teen rated like "Pg 13" so thats all you will ever know about it! lemon-bating? sorry guys I was so ready to make joke just put that bleach away.
(Warning, if your a perv in disguse, you know like a Pedrophile, GO AWAY! but only if ur a pedopile, other wise, stay your ass here what the fuck)
Then I gaseped cause…..I had twins! omg convenient "Omg what will we name them" Said Albaster. "Well…..the girl will be "Artmeis 2' do i even need to explain this one and the boy will be called Percy Jackson" I think you just infringed on Uncle Rick copyright by naming your baby like that I said but Albaster started to cry! why are exited that your husband is crying? "Why u crying" I asked, sensatively. "You love Percy" He cried desparely. *gasp* drama "No but I love you" I ensured him so he said "Ok where do you want to go honeymoon" you just have kids now you want to go on honey moon. "But we just did teh honeymoon, remember" I remembered him. no we been over this you live on Olympus now so your honey moon is you just siting on your couch. Yes but….we will have 2 honey moons maybe even 6 cause WE ARE fukin gods thats why"is he also the god of egos Yelled Albaster hotly! holty is that i thing sorry i haven't bean tought xxMoonlitexx-ish I'll ask someone to tuitor me"an we make the rules" he said too. no there's acient laws you need to follow also your not olmpaians so you have no power over the earth. "Omg is this true!" *faceplam* "Yes" "Ok then we must pack but…twins" wait they're not born yet oh so it's like every teenage pregancy married cause baby or in this babies (for people don't backlash me, thats a joke) "They will be borned tomorrow" Albaster explaned "Hecate told me in a dream wouldn't aphrodite tell you that I mean she's the goddess of love and fertility this is right of her ally also the girl will have gray silver eyes with some purple in the edges but not mary sue purple, thank god we already have mary sue we don't need another more like a misted crayon. An the boy will have like a 8 pack But….only after hes grown up" well sorry to dispoint u PEDOPHILES! (y are u still here) wait is he sexalizing his kids? oh god he is.
Then I put on some eye liner. Then I put on some black converses converses? ith red inside. Then…Kornos!1 2 things, 1st no not agian and 2nd random number cause reason But it was not really Kornos. It was a vision, like a halcination an I realized with emptiness that my life as a demigod might of given me some trama, character has PTSD from the events in the past adventure chiche it would for ever be real in my dreams. Then I went on the motercycle an we drove to our honey moon place. It was….camp Half Blood! my chiled hood home thats not a honneymoon its more like going back to your parents house. your honeymoon plans is as interesting as watching paint dry
Feelings of remembery swepped over me "Omg Albaster, look theres the Artmeis cabin" In my mind I snerked cause there would never be no one in it now, cause I was only the daughter of Artmeis! It glowed moonly. ok how do you get parent's name wrong sorry i just notice that right now was this the "you only get one draft challenge."
"Flavia I thought you were exiled?" whined a Apherdite girl, her name was Drew and no offensive but she was a bitch and if you read the books they will tell you its so. Drew it's ok she threw away that exiled part after chapter 2 don't worry we're all confused. "Silence or thy will be fluinged into the pit of Tarterus" Yelled Chiron yeah Chiron use that power that you don't have, it was…..Chiron! He was a center. This means like he was a black horse no that means he in the middle of something and also he's a white stallion is waste down but from above his waste he was a seemly man, last time I saw him he had long black hair an pale skin but now he was Tan, also he had a beard but not a big bush one, just a small fitted one like Tony Stark in the avengers sorry advengers will Advenge you I'll see my self out now. "Chiron why are you here" he's the activity director I asked, but Drew intercepted me! "Make Flavia go away. She sux at being a deimgod" I'm sorry did i read that correctly someone is telling the truth about Flavia! there is a god Drew sneered with a sneer of Hate. not hate she's part of the resistance from the last book to take you out.
"No but….I AM A GOD AN YOU WILL FUKING RESPECT ME YOU APHERDITE BITCH" you need to earn respect she not going to give you it cause your immortalInstantly dark irradiated from me with rays of night and some green magick an Drew was so horrorfied she fell in the mud an it runed her Abercramby an Fitch cloths so they could never be washed again! Even with bleech thank you spy call us back when you have more dirt to take down Flavia "There is no time for this!" Yelled Chiron! "The oracle has spoken and it spoken of a prophacy and this prophacy was about…..Flavia!" agian convenient "What did it say" I demanded swifly.
"Well thou will know with time" He expanded wisely, then he left. um chiron you kinda have the right to tell them cuase you know what make her die "Well that was a mystrerious thing for him to say" Said Albaster."I dont know, lets go visit Ivy" Ivy was my bff, also a dryad but you shouldn't judge her for this cause 1, its ok to be a dyrad an 2, green is sexly. But she wasn't there, only Jason was there. He was tall, musseled, and blond in his brony cloths. Last year when I was a deimgod he came to me as a brony, an I accepted him for this with out judging. He was evil for a few chapters but, we sorted this out in the end an now we dont fight any more. "Hi" Said Jason,bronyly. can you say something "Bronyly" you can't because it doesn't exisit
"Hey how if your life" Said Albaster, not cause he loved Jason but cause they were like 'brothers' or maybe 'friends.' noo Jercy that is the ideal bromance "Well I had a romantice date last night!" Said Jason and now there was a big simile on his face like a spring rain when it first glimmers from the clouds. We smiled too cause acutely he was dating Fluttershy….But not really, just a actress, but he thought she was Futtershy so we let him. why are the main character from PJO/HOO sleping with nature Suddenly some one sat at our table with us! I was so angry I nearly expoded "Wtf how are you alive an what the fukare you doing here?!" reviewing what the fuck are you doing here
It smiled with a look of evil, an I knew it was….Octavius! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Well wasn't that a good chapter right just kiding its awful its following the the sequel pattern of being worst than the original anyway let's see how is being a goddess will inflate her head also if anyone wants to help review any chapter just P.M. me also also xxMoonlitexx has lost that respect