Title: The Problem with SPD/Star Trek crossovers
Fandom: Power Rangers: S.P.D./Star Trek (series irrelevant)
Rating: G
Summary: A random crack drabble that just popped into my head and demanded to be written. See the title.
Warnings: Shameless crack crossover drabble. It's my first attempt at crack, too, so be warned.

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Beep."Sky to Bridge."

Beep."Oh, hey, Sky, what's going on?"

"What? Oh, no, not you Bridge; I meant the bridge."

"Oh. Sorry. Hard to tell. Hey, wouldn't it be weird if I ever paged the bridge? It would be like 'Bridge to Bridge', and they'd be like 'Bridge here, what is your situation, Bridge?' and then saying goodbye I'd be like 'Thanks, Bridge,' and whoever was there would say 'No problem, Bridge--"

"Goodbye, Bridge."

"--Hey, do you think that's why I always have a partner, so they can be the one to page the bridge and--"

Beep."Sky? Sky, you there? Sky?"

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