A/N: Mwa ha ha! Another crappy one-shot based on the movie! This one is a feeble attempt at humor based on Miss Scarlet holding a map while in Plum's car at the beginning. Again, I own nothing.
Also, if you want something funny to read, I seriously suggest this link http : / www . imdb . com/title/tt0088930/board/thread/84199745 Just take out the spaces, obviously. I couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes after reading it.
"Uh…" The driver of the car glanced nervously at the woman seated next to him.
"What?" She asked, raising her eyebrows slightly.
"We're possibly… lost?" The answer came out as more of a question.
She glanced at him. "How could you," She emphasized the word 'you' "Have gotten us lost? We're going right off the main road!"
"Well, it's dark out!" He defended. "And raining! And also we left the main road ten minutes ago."
"So, basically, your sense of direction sucks."
He tried to deny it, but couldn't because unfortunately it was true. Instead, he said, "There's a map somewhere over there," he pointed. "Could you get it out?"
She rolled her eyes at him, but did. After a few minutes of trying to find where they were, she directed—"Well, you went fifteen miles past it…"
- ½ hour later -
"It should be right off there," she said at last. A certain amount of releif could be detected in her voice, despite the worsening storm outside. A few more minutes alone with this pervert, and she'd probably have had to hit him over the head hard enough to rid him of any directional sense he had left. Suddenly, she realized the car was no longer moving. "Why's the car stopped?"
"It's frightened," He hissed dramatically. She rolled her eyes as the car moved forward…
Only to stop a few yards away. "And also it's out of gas," he added.
She sighed as they got out of the car to hike up the hill, or go in search of a gas station, or something. "At least this evening can't get any worse…" she muttered.
How very wrong she was.