A/N- Hey you guys! Another story…sigh..oh well.

A Stroke of Luck


It finally happened. The most unbelievable, unexpected so unpredictably unpredictable thing, that no one, not even herself, could react to…..Hermione Granger, Hermione know-it-all Granger, complete with the smug I-am-so-smarter-than-you-could-ever-be-in-this-lifetime-and-the-next-million-lifetimes-to-come look

She failed an exam.

Call the police, call the aurors…hell, call Voldemort….

She failed an exam.

Wait, let me rephrase that….SHE FAILED AN EXAM!

Back to the story. The piece of paper that wielded a giant F ,instead of the usual O, in red ink flew to the ground, successfully assuring other future Trelawney wannabees (coughlavandercoughparvaticough) that there are such things as miracles.

Well ladies, gentlemen and crossdressers all over the world, miracles could happen.

Beware Einstein, here comes Crabbe and Goyle, the next greatest scientists of the world.

Hermione stared at the offending piece of paper and slowly worked her gaze up to the

Slimy git they call teacher. Said git-er-teacher is wearing a smug (inner Hermione: THAT WAS PATENTED YOU B) look, the same one Hermione normally uses (look above for those who have short term memory loss) with an additional eyebrow raise, making him look more of a slime ball than he already is. Let's shudder together shall we?

Snape accioed the paper to his arms, still wearing the (patented!) look.

"It seems to me." To git's delight, everyone was dead silent now, listening in fear. "that someone hasn't been studying." Is it just me or did he seem…gleeful?

Hermione chocked back a smart remark that would probably make the rating in this story go higher. Beside her, she heard a faint thud, signaling that Ron just banged his head on the table. Snickers could be heard on the other side of the room, while the other Gryffindors just had their jaws open in shock

The most shocking thing was, instesd of snickering, along with the other Slytherins, Draco Malfoy was secretly smiling-slash-smirking behind his thick textbook in amusement and….happiness!

What the HELL is wrong in this picture?


Okay, so short crappy chapter, but it's just a start. Other chapters would be longer I promise.