The Possessed Sweater
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß Kreuz or any sweater company. Don't sue me.. it's almost Christmas!
Author: Yup, possessed sweater.. blame my sickness for this ficcie. Ah, well here's chapter one of.. the Possessed Sweater!
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"Wow.. yeah it's nice Crawford.. thanks." Nagi said as he re-folded and re- packaged the sweater Crawford had gotten him for Christmas. It was really, very ugly. It was a pale, olive green with a picture of a stoned and/or drunken reindeer on the front.
"Glad you like it." Crawford mumbled over the newspaper he was reading. It was the traditional Christmas for Schwarz. No celebration, no decorations, just a simple gift exchange between the four of them. Crawford had gotten Nagi something, Schuldig to Crawford, Nagi to Farfarello, and Farfarello to Schuldig.
"Aaaa.." Farfarello was sitting in the corner examining and testing his new knife set from Nagi. Schuldig was just unwrapping what he got from Farfarello, and Schuldig had gotten Bradley.. a tie with a naked woman on it.
"What'd I get.. What'd I get?!" Schuldig was practically screaming as he ripped open the box. "AGH!!!!! FARFARELLO, I TOLD YOU *NOT* TO GET ME A RABID MUTILATED MOLE!" Schuldig crowed as he dropped the box and a little rabid, mutilated mole rolled out.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nagi was clutching his sides laughing so hard. At least Farfarello got Schuldig a great gift.
"I don't care what you said, rabid mutilated moles hurt God!" Farfarello chimed while slicing his arm open and watching his blood trickle out.
Schuldig growled and stormed up to his room cursing in German.
Crawford just sighed and sipped his coffee. "Farfarello, stop trying to bleed and clean up that mole!" Fortunately, Farfarello was too engulfed in watching his arm bleed he couldn't hear Crawford bitching at him.
"I'm just going to go to my room.." Nagi said getting up and starting out.
"Don't forget your sweater." Crawford looked over his newspaper and took another sip of his coffee.
".. Yeah I wasn't going to.." Nagi mumbled grabbing the box and stalking up to his bedroom. Why the hell had Crawford gotten him that utterly hideous sweater?! Did he actually expect him to wear it?! I mean, who in the right mind would? So Nagi placed the sweater with all the rest of his "lost" clothing.. the back of his closet.
Nagi sighed and decided to go online and maybe annoy some people in chat rooms or something. He walked to his desk and sat down, turning on his computer. While he was waiting for everything to start up, he heard a thud in his closet.
"Hmmm..? What was that?" Nagi looked at his closet. Maybe something just fell.. oh well it didn't matter. He went back to his computer, but it still hadn't finished loading. Then again something thudded in the closet.
"Ok.. is this some kind of joke Schuldig? I mean, I only laughed at the mole because it was funny.." Nagi stood up and looked at the closet. Some kind of green light was showing through the door and a weird odor of mold was drifting from it.
"Ewww.. ok that is just nasty Schuldig! I wasn't that rude!" Nagi walked over to the closet and opened the door.. everything was in usual place. Nothing major had moved, there was no green light or smell, and no Schuldig. Nagi blinked and rubbed his eyes.
"Nani? Was I imagining it? No.. how could I imagine a scent?" He was very confused. But then he noticed *something* was missing in the back of his closet. The horrid green sweater from Crawford. "I know I put it right there!" Nagi searched his closet. There was no sign of the sweater. "Where did it go? It's not like it could have gotten up and walked away.."
Nagi noticed another green light reflecting off the walls around his closet. Also there was that pungent stench of mold again. Slowly he turned around to see what was causing this.
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Author: There's the first chapter! Please go review and tell me how you liked it. But if you can't say nothing nice, don't saying nothing at all. ^..^ Thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß Kreuz or any sweater company. Don't sue me.. it's almost Christmas!
Author: Yup, possessed sweater.. blame my sickness for this ficcie. Ah, well here's chapter one of.. the Possessed Sweater!
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"Wow.. yeah it's nice Crawford.. thanks." Nagi said as he re-folded and re- packaged the sweater Crawford had gotten him for Christmas. It was really, very ugly. It was a pale, olive green with a picture of a stoned and/or drunken reindeer on the front.
"Glad you like it." Crawford mumbled over the newspaper he was reading. It was the traditional Christmas for Schwarz. No celebration, no decorations, just a simple gift exchange between the four of them. Crawford had gotten Nagi something, Schuldig to Crawford, Nagi to Farfarello, and Farfarello to Schuldig.
"Aaaa.." Farfarello was sitting in the corner examining and testing his new knife set from Nagi. Schuldig was just unwrapping what he got from Farfarello, and Schuldig had gotten Bradley.. a tie with a naked woman on it.
"What'd I get.. What'd I get?!" Schuldig was practically screaming as he ripped open the box. "AGH!!!!! FARFARELLO, I TOLD YOU *NOT* TO GET ME A RABID MUTILATED MOLE!" Schuldig crowed as he dropped the box and a little rabid, mutilated mole rolled out.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nagi was clutching his sides laughing so hard. At least Farfarello got Schuldig a great gift.
"I don't care what you said, rabid mutilated moles hurt God!" Farfarello chimed while slicing his arm open and watching his blood trickle out.
Schuldig growled and stormed up to his room cursing in German.
Crawford just sighed and sipped his coffee. "Farfarello, stop trying to bleed and clean up that mole!" Fortunately, Farfarello was too engulfed in watching his arm bleed he couldn't hear Crawford bitching at him.
"I'm just going to go to my room.." Nagi said getting up and starting out.
"Don't forget your sweater." Crawford looked over his newspaper and took another sip of his coffee.
".. Yeah I wasn't going to.." Nagi mumbled grabbing the box and stalking up to his bedroom. Why the hell had Crawford gotten him that utterly hideous sweater?! Did he actually expect him to wear it?! I mean, who in the right mind would? So Nagi placed the sweater with all the rest of his "lost" clothing.. the back of his closet.
Nagi sighed and decided to go online and maybe annoy some people in chat rooms or something. He walked to his desk and sat down, turning on his computer. While he was waiting for everything to start up, he heard a thud in his closet.
"Hmmm..? What was that?" Nagi looked at his closet. Maybe something just fell.. oh well it didn't matter. He went back to his computer, but it still hadn't finished loading. Then again something thudded in the closet.
"Ok.. is this some kind of joke Schuldig? I mean, I only laughed at the mole because it was funny.." Nagi stood up and looked at the closet. Some kind of green light was showing through the door and a weird odor of mold was drifting from it.
"Ewww.. ok that is just nasty Schuldig! I wasn't that rude!" Nagi walked over to the closet and opened the door.. everything was in usual place. Nothing major had moved, there was no green light or smell, and no Schuldig. Nagi blinked and rubbed his eyes.
"Nani? Was I imagining it? No.. how could I imagine a scent?" He was very confused. But then he noticed *something* was missing in the back of his closet. The horrid green sweater from Crawford. "I know I put it right there!" Nagi searched his closet. There was no sign of the sweater. "Where did it go? It's not like it could have gotten up and walked away.."
Nagi noticed another green light reflecting off the walls around his closet. Also there was that pungent stench of mold again. Slowly he turned around to see what was causing this.
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Author: There's the first chapter! Please go review and tell me how you liked it. But if you can't say nothing nice, don't saying nothing at all. ^..^ Thanks!