On a dark night in Forks, Edward, Bella, Rose, Emmett, Jasper and Alice are walking to the Cullen's house from a party. Of course, at the party, they had the choice between beer and red bull. Being crazy vampires, the Cullens had to have the red bull.
"Booyah! Oh Yeah, Baby! Tonight is our night!" yelled a crazed Emmett.
"But, Emmett, baby, I thought every night was our night."
"Rosy, honey, of course every night is our night. Its just, right now, I think that last red bull did something to my brain that the previous 42 red bulls didn't do. Ha!" he said, picking her up and spinning her around.
"Eek! Oh my gosh! Calm down, Emmett! What's he doing to her, Eddie!" cried Bella. See, because she's still a mere human girl, all she saw was a blur of movement.
Oh geez, here we go again with Bella's incessant whining. Edward thought as he smiled down at her.
"Bella, dear, he's only a tad excited. No one here is under any harm, whatsoever." Edward responded, laughing at how surprised Bella was. She'd probably never seen them go crazy before.
"Hey guys, lets do something wild tonight!" yelled Alice as she skipped up beside them, dragging Jasper along.
"Like what. I think you guys are crazy enough. Now you need to go home before something bad happens and someone gets hurt. And by someone, I mean me."
"Aww, Bella. You sound like Esme. Don't spoil our fun." Alice pouted.
"Alice, sweetie, don't pout. Bella won't spoil our fun now will she?" Jasper asked, a sly smile playing on his lips.
"Of course I won't spoil your―Hold up! Jasper! Stop playing with my emotions! That's not fair! Oh just you wait until I'm a vampire and get a super cool power too. I'll kick your ass."
Everyone busted out laughing, except for Bella, who was still fuming over the latest trick pulled on her.
"Hey, I have a great idea!" yelled Rose.
"Wait, let me guess, you want to destroy Wal-Mart?" Edward guessed (but if you know Edward you know he didn't actually guess).
"Hey, no cheating! But yes, I was going to say that. So what do you guys think? Huh, huh, huh?"
Her suggestion was met with much enthusiasm, but of course, Bella strongly disagreed with their opinion of fun.
"What is with you vampires? Why can't you ever have normal teenage fun? Like egging houses or sneaking into your parent's liquor cabinet?"
"Firstly, Bella, if we egged houses there'd be holes the size of meteors in every house on the block. Secondly, we're all technically old enough to drink, but why drink alcohol when we can have Red Bull! Yeah!"
"Wow. I've never seen this wild side of you before, Edward. But you know something, I kind of like it." Stretching up, she kisses him passionately, hands tangled in his hair. His arms automatically wrap around her waist, and they stand there kissing for what seems like forever.
"Enough smooching', time for some destruction!" Emmett says, killing their moment.
"I'll get the car!"
Alice speeds off, only to return a minute later driving Emmett's huge Jeep Wrangler.
Oh god, here we go. Bella thought while Edward buckles her into the truck.