Ok, please excuse the rather crummy rhymes, and how not every line fits, but do forgive me. It's my first attempt at writing something humorous…….anyways, it's a parody of "Twas The Night Before Christmas" and I think that most of you should know that one………if you don't, they'res many places that you can find it online! Do enjoy this though!
Twas the night before Cristmas and all through the castle
Not a creature was stirring (it'd be too much of a hassle)
The fishnets were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Cyr soon would be there
And Riff and Magenta were snuggled safe in their bed
While visions of incest flashed through their heads
And Frank in his PJ's and Columbia with top hat
Had just settled down for a long winters nap
When out on the lawn their arouse such a clatter
Riff sprung from his bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window he flew like a Flash
Just to find out that Frank was having a bash
The Transylvanians arrived, they had trekked through the snow
All shapes and all sizes, as the walked down below
When what to his wandering eyes should appear
But two sopping wet morons shrouded in fear
The driver was an asshole, slimy young git
He knew in a moment, it sure wasn't St. Nick
Then more rapid the eagles the cycilists came
And they could hear Frankie call them by name.
"Now Eddie, now Kimmi, now Stephen and Sadie
Now Ishaq and Perry, oh that feels great-y
To the top of the lab, and onto the slab
Now come again, come again, come again all!"
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
They found Frankie with a gleam in his eye
And up to the lab, so the group went
Including the girl who wasn't yet spent
And then in a twinkling he heard from the stairs
The wailing of Rocky, the creature so fair.
As they walked to the lift and were turning around
In jumped Eddie, motorcycle bound
He was dressed as a rockstar from his head to his foot
And his clothes were all tarnished with scratches and blood
A saxophone he had slung over his back
He played with the best on his alto sax
Franks eyes how they twinkled, his dimples so merry
His cheeks were like roses as he popped Janet's cherry
And Von Scotty's mouth was puckered up tight
As he described the transducer with much of a fright
The stump of a cig Crim held in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath
And of course you had Rocky, with his six-pack of abs
On his perfect body there was no ounce of flab
And the short Transylvainian looked like an elf,
And I laughed when I saw her in spite of myself
With a wink of an eye he was giving Brad head
And both of them knew they had nothing to dread
And without a sound Riff returned to his work
Threating poor Rocky then turning to jerk (off)
And biting the neck of his beautiful sister
He showed off their incest in case you had missed it
Then came the floorshow, where Riff killed them off
And blasted the castle before the three earthlings could scoff
And as they stood at the spot where the castle had lain
The had done the time-warp again