Claimers! Disclaimers! And all the crap in between!

Me?! Yes you! Read this! Why? Who knows, I think it's a part of the story. Really?! No! For Dumbys sake, don't believe everything I say! We're doomed if you do that.

Hey anyone who is reading this!

Warning!

Basically, this story is written to amuse myself with my scarily obsessive love of the Harry Potter world! (And Draco Malfoy but let us not mention that quite yet.) It's nothing too Sirius (Yes I did mean that :P), just for a bit of fun. Its dedicated to all my friends, though there's not many of them XD they will probably star in this story randomly! Because they are really awesome! And I love them to bits! And they mean the world to me. Please dear Smeg stop me from getting all gushy! XD Anyway! On with the disclaimers…

I own this layout *Shifty eyes* Okay…I didn't say you didn't. What? Oh, crap not this again.

Disclaimers!

Well there are many things I do not own. Yes that is very sad ):

I do not own the Harry Potter World ): JK Rowling does apparently. Which I don't get! How come she owns it? It's real so Dumby owns it, right?

I do not own the Harry Potter characters (Despite having Draco in my closet and Dumby (He is not dead!), Dobby (He is also not dead!) and Luna in my shower with their stall.), they own themselves. Or maybe JK Rowling does…*Shifty eyes*

I do not own Narnia, C.S. Lewis does…I think.

Not in order but technically it is… I do not own Rowan Evoe Madden, she owns herself because she is FREAKING AWESOME! I may not own her but but I shall one day! And I shall eat her brains! Mwhahaha-cough-hahaha!

I do not own Olivia -insert middle name here- Spring. She owns herself, I believe. Not sure, maybe Skulduggery does? Dude! These disclaimers are confusing!

And while we're on the subject I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant and the Characters. Derek Landy does! That awesome dude! Who lives with Badgers!

I do not own Katie Sarah Watt, because this beyond pure awesome girl owns herself!

I do not own the awesome Rebecca Thompson, though I do own her hair and her little Sister who I have scarred for life! *Evil grin* This epic girl owns herself!

I do not own Cecilia, Green Day does. I don't own them either ):

I do not own Itchy Balls-I mean Aaron Montgomery. And quite rightly too!

I do not own any of the bands that I may "accidentally" mention (Though I do have Hayley Nichole Williams, Joshua Neil Farro, Zachary Wayne Farro, Jeremy Clayton Davis and Taylor Benjamin York (Also known as Paramore) in a cage in my wardrobe. I shall be letting them out in December though, so don't worry. That's when I'll be seeing them live in Dublin! YAY ROWAN AND ME!)

I do not own any of the Lyrics that shall be randomly sung either skipping down the corridors of Hogwarts or randomly sung at Teachers.

I do not own the parents or the siblings of any of "my" characters. They own themselves.

Uh…I think that's all. Not entirely sure but if there's anything I've forgotten it will (unfortunately) be added onto the chapter. So yeah! That's all. Onto the claimers. But don't worry! It's much shorter!

You piece of smudge! Oi, Mark! What? You're my new best friend! Huh?! I've always wanted a gay best friend! :D We made strangers laugh!

Claimers!

Hmm…what do I own? Well I own myself! Yay! At least I think I do…Hmm…Yes, Yes I do. I also own the events! Basically what happens in the story! I also own Druna and I own my children, Rowans children, Livvys children, Katie's children, Rebecca's children and Cecilia's children. Oh and our husbands. Oh dear! I've give it away haven't I! Oh shiz! *Facepalm*

I also own Snapes Dance Class! "Twirl him, Draco! Twirl him!"

THAT TIS THE END!

What its not? Awww! I have to actually write the story?! Well that sucks! Fine,fine, commence into the scary world! Directions? Oh well, go down, click the purple rectangle then the arrow and a list comes up. Click "Chapter one-First year." Got it? Good! Oh and for future reference, you may like to click the review button! Yes, yes that's it! It's pulling you over! Don't resist the temptation or the Dementor fingers! *Evil grin*