Disclaimer: Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the chorus singers belong to JK Rowling. Gettin' Jiggy Wit it belongs to Will Smith.
A/N: I don't exactly know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I was listening to the song and I thought it'd be really funny if I could parody it with Sirius Black singing it, cause he's so cool! And this is what came out of it. It sounds very stupid, but what the hell? At least it's got Sirius in leather in it (I know that'll please a few people...) Flames will be used on the kitchen fire. (cause it's really cold at the moment in my place...)
Gettin' Quiddy Wit it!
(Sirius dancing on the Quidditch field in his leather pants and jacket with the Gryffindor quidditch team practicing above him!)
Sirius: On your mark ready set let's go! Hogwarts pro I know you know
I go psycho when my old school hit just can't sit gotta get quiddy wit it!
Ooh that's it now Harry Harry come ride JKHP all up in my eye
You gotta Hogger bag with alotta stuff in it give it to your friend let's spin
Everybody lookin' at me glancin' the kid wishin' they was dancin' a jig
Here with this handsome kid Butter-b-beer right from Broomsticks all three I just sip it
it's for the look I don't drink it'll way the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay
Givin' up quiddy make it feel like foreplay yo, my broom, yo its Infinite-ha ha
Big Snuffle Style's all in it- Gettin' Quiddy Wit It!
Chorus(Angelina, Alicia, Katie and Hermione, wearing Gryffindor colours):na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Sirius:Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Sirius:Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Next scene: Sirius in the Great Hall, wearing Scarlet robes with the whole school (teachers included) groovin' behind him!
What you wanna feint with the kid
Watch your step you might fall trying to do what I did
Mama-unh mama-unh I'ma come closer
In the middle of the field with the rub-a-dub, unh
No love for the Snapers, the Snapers mad cause I got lucky with the chasers
See me at the broom shed with the keepers
met Potter he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser Lee J play another
From the king of this your highness only mad witch ride in my whips
South to the west to the east to the north
Saw my and watch 'em go off a go off ah yes yes y'all and ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)I makes it hot gettin Quiddy wit 'em!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Next scene: Sirius and quite a number of pretty girls down at the lake having a 'Beach Party'
Floo Network S.B. if you need a lift who's the wiz in the drop? Who else? Siri Black!
Livin' that life some consider a myth rock from Hogsmeade to one two fifth
Women used to tease me give it to me now nice and easy
Since I moved up like George and Weasley cream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
Would you like to bounce with the brother that's on the run
Never see Siri attackin' 'em rather play quiddy with Remus and um,flatten 'im (psyche)
Kiddin'you thought I took a spill but I didn't
Trust the witch-y of my life she hittin 'hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Hoggy you trying to flex on me? Don't be silly
Gettin' quiddy wit it!
A/N: I don't exactly know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I was listening to the song and I thought it'd be really funny if I could parody it with Sirius Black singing it, cause he's so cool! And this is what came out of it. It sounds very stupid, but what the hell? At least it's got Sirius in leather in it (I know that'll please a few people...) Flames will be used on the kitchen fire. (cause it's really cold at the moment in my place...)
Gettin' Quiddy Wit it!
(Sirius dancing on the Quidditch field in his leather pants and jacket with the Gryffindor quidditch team practicing above him!)
Sirius: On your mark ready set let's go! Hogwarts pro I know you know
I go psycho when my old school hit just can't sit gotta get quiddy wit it!
Ooh that's it now Harry Harry come ride JKHP all up in my eye
You gotta Hogger bag with alotta stuff in it give it to your friend let's spin
Everybody lookin' at me glancin' the kid wishin' they was dancin' a jig
Here with this handsome kid Butter-b-beer right from Broomsticks all three I just sip it
it's for the look I don't drink it'll way the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay
Givin' up quiddy make it feel like foreplay yo, my broom, yo its Infinite-ha ha
Big Snuffle Style's all in it- Gettin' Quiddy Wit It!
Chorus(Angelina, Alicia, Katie and Hermione, wearing Gryffindor colours):na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Sirius:Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Sirius:Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana!
Next scene: Sirius in the Great Hall, wearing Scarlet robes with the whole school (teachers included) groovin' behind him!
What you wanna feint with the kid
Watch your step you might fall trying to do what I did
Mama-unh mama-unh I'ma come closer
In the middle of the field with the rub-a-dub, unh
No love for the Snapers, the Snapers mad cause I got lucky with the chasers
See me at the broom shed with the keepers
met Potter he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser Lee J play another
From the king of this your highness only mad witch ride in my whips
South to the west to the east to the north
Saw my and watch 'em go off a go off ah yes yes y'all and ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)I makes it hot gettin Quiddy wit 'em!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Chorus: na na na na na na na nana! na na na na nana
Sirius: Gettin' Quiddy wit it!
Next scene: Sirius and quite a number of pretty girls down at the lake having a 'Beach Party'
Floo Network S.B. if you need a lift who's the wiz in the drop? Who else? Siri Black!
Livin' that life some consider a myth rock from Hogsmeade to one two fifth
Women used to tease me give it to me now nice and easy
Since I moved up like George and Weasley cream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
Would you like to bounce with the brother that's on the run
Never see Siri attackin' 'em rather play quiddy with Remus and um,flatten 'im (psyche)
Kiddin'you thought I took a spill but I didn't
Trust the witch-y of my life she hittin 'hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Hoggy you trying to flex on me? Don't be silly
Gettin' quiddy wit it!