This is going to be a collection of parenting advice from Lord Zedd. Yeah, that right, Lord Zedd giving people parenting advice. Who'd have thought huh?
As a father, you should always give your kids confidence by giving them compliments such as "You're special, now go play in traffic.", or my personal favorite, "You're my favorite mistake."
As a father, you should spank the hell out of your child if they disobey you...or fail to destroy the Power Rangers, or mess around with your staff and blow a hole in your throne room's wall.
As a father, the day will come when you have to speak with your child about "the birds and the bees". I advise that you leave them alone in a room and let them watch a naughty video, and when they come out with wide eyes that means they understand that they shouldn't rely on you and should go ask their mother.
As a father, you're going to have to ground your children. When you do, banish them into a dumpster and make them wonder space for two hundred years, then they'll know not to piss you off.
As a father you're going to get asked about the day they were born, so if you're lazy, or hung over, just say this "We adopted you, now go destroy the Power Rangers...or play in traffic."
As a father, you should bitch slap your children if they bitch about getting negative comments on their YouTube video, or if they become fan boys or fangirls...or if they fail to destroy the Power Rangers.
As a father, you should kick your kid's ass if they spend to much time on MySpace and aren't doing something productive...like destroying the Power Rangers.
That's all the advice I can give you, so don't ask me for anymore!