The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
You brought about the apocalypse in God Of War, you destroyed the universe in Undertale. Now, prepare yourself to take on the mantle of the most diabolically evil role in video game history… a lawyer, and not just any lawyer, a defense lawyer. (Cue evil maniacal laughter)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!
Step into a world whose idea of legality has become even more batshit crazy than our own, and experience a justice system that retains all your favorite real life elements of court, like dishonest lawyers, dumbass judges, and nonsensical laws designed to make you lose faith in the whole idea of law and order, and combines them with a bunch of telepathic superpowers that will make you feel less like a attorney and more like Professor X.
Step into the goody two shoes shoes of the overly badass named Phoenix Wright, a mythological being known as a, "Honest Lawyer," a creature so rare, even unicorns deny their existence. Join Wright and his oversized stable… a mean team, of conveniently female "sidekicks" as they solve crimes while interacting with an inhumanly disturbing lineup of witnesses, killers, and victims, including: A bomb disposal specialist who thinks that the best way to disarm explosives is to chew the wires with his teeth, a District Police Chief with the ability to go Super Saiyan, a flight attendant with the ability to use Bubblebeam, and a female spirit medium with an afro the size of Chicago.
Uncover the truth through a combination of mind reading, spirit summoning, and talking to the dead, all things that would totally fly in real life, as you win case after case by forcing your suspects to completely lose their shit, in explosive mental breakdowns that Judge Judy would kill to have on her show.
So warm up your pointer finger, and experience the franchise that has produced a Dragon Ball Z amount of sequels, spinoffs, adaptations, and crossovers, and see how Capcom took the most critically despised occupation in human history, and turned it into one of the biggest puzzle solving phenomenons in gaming, helping you to forget all about that prick attorney that charged you an arm and a leg to represent you in some civil suit that wasn't your fault and them bungled the whole goddamn thing.
Starring:
My Cousin Phoenix- Phoenix Wright
White Jackie Cochran- Edgeworth
Madame Maya- Maya Fey
I Need An Adult- Pearl Fey
Diana Ross- Morgan Fey
Detective Dick- Dick Gumshoe
Fraulein Dominatrix, Esq.- Franziska Von Karma
The Wright Stuff!
Video game companies do a great job of taking run-of-the-mill occupations and turning them into unique, creative games. I can see their next hit series… "Samantha Slaughter: Milk Maid!"