A/N: Inspired by alphabet themed challenges I've read. I don't think there are any major spoilers here, but it does include all 9 of the Straw Hat Members.
I don't own One Piece or its characters. I do however love the series to pieces and not just ONE PIECE!

Okay, I get it, I suck at the jokes.
Enjoy!

Straw Hat Alphabet:

A: Adventure
Because hanging around with the Straw Hats definitely takes you places!

B: Bink's Sake
To be sung in happiness and sorrow, passed down from the pirates of old. Best sung with the whole crew! :)

C: Cracking up
From Brook's 'Yohohohohohoho!' to Luffy's 'Shishishishishi!' everyone has a laugh once in a while!

D: Devil Fruit
Would you give up the ability to swim in exchange for a devil fruit power?

E: Epithet
Because 'Pirate Hunter Zoro' or 'Black Leg Sanji' is much cooler to have your Wanted Poster than just your name!

F: Friendship/Nakama
Always protecting and supporting each other, the most loyal and friendly pirate crew on the sea.

G: Grand Line
Monsters, pirates, marines, OH MY!

H: Hot-head
Because, really, with a crew like the Straw Hats who doesn't comically rage sometimes?

I: "I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!"
"We get it, Captain!"

J: Jokes
Ussop's specialty! Warning: Keep his ideas AWAY from a certain straw hat wearing captain and reindeer!

K: Kicking ass
The Straw Hats are one tough crew, so get out of their way or get your ass kicked!

L: Log Pose
Without it who knows where that crew would end up! -.-"

M: Meat
"You know what they say – a kilo of meat a day keeps the doctor a way!" – Luffy
"That's not how the saying goes damnit!" – Zoro
"Just leave him…" – Nami
"Haha, I like his saying better than the original!" – Ussop
"Doesn't he get sick of eating that all day? I'm running out of dishes to make with just meat!" – Sanji
"Ah, but you have to have a balanced diet to stay healthy, so make sure to eat vegetables too Captain!" – Chopper
"Fufufu, I doesn't look our captain is listening." – Robin
"Things that apply to normal people don't apply to our captain…" – Franky
"I can see that… Ah, except I don't have eyes. YOHOHOHOHO! SKULL JOKE!" – Brook

N: "NAMI-SWAAAAAAN! ROBIN-CHWAAANNN! IS THERE ANYTHING YOU ANGELS NEEEEEEDD?" 3
Sometimes, it's great being a girl! ;) ;)

O: One Piece
The reason for the pirate era and the Straw Hat's goal – Gol. D. Roger's hidden treasure!

P: Party
We're talking alcohol, food, singing, dancing and having a jolly old time!

Q: Quests
Although they each have their own goals the crew gets side-tracked sometimes, resulting in hilarity!

R: Reminisce
Thinking of their pasts the Straw Hat's look forward to a brighter future, each memory they have making them stronger than yesterday.

S: Suuupppeerr!
Because catchphrases are awesome. Right Franky? "SUPER awesome!"

T: Thousand Sunny
It's not just a ship – it's nakama!

U: Unity
United or separated the Straw Hats face their challenges together!

V: Vivre Card
Because no matter how far they are from each other, they'll always find their way back.

W: Wounds
Nothing doctor Chopper can't patch up!

X: 'X'
Got yourself a pirate map aye? Looking for treasure? You know the drill: 'X' marks the spot!

Y: Yelling at each other
When talking doesn't work yelling becomes normal communication… o.O"

Z: Zoo
Just like the zoo a day with the Straw Hats is crazy, fun and brings a new adventure that will be remembered for years to come!