Mall Chaos

by Champion of the Pen

The much anticipated sequel to Mall Party is finally here. After the great knock-knock battle bodies and limbs lay strewn across the mall. Stores are in tatters, friendships in shambles, and someone took the last of the nachos. Agony, love, regret, betrayal. Who will come out the victor and who will be lucky enough to survive?

John had had his fill of sandwiches. They were boring and stale in his heart. At the mention of sandwiches he flew into a rage so great and terrible that people had to hide for days to escape his wrath. Something had to be done to cure his yearning for something new. Suddenly, a bowl of cereal descended from the sky, angels singing, men weeping, women fainting, AT LAST SOMETHING TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS!

Only something was wrong...

John hated cereal

He killed everyone.

The end.