Swaine booted up his XBOX 1. He gottred Fortnut on his birfday from Drippy. He instantly bout 5000 billion V-Bucks by using Marcassin's credit card. That pansy deserved it for being a crybaby hoe when he was younger.
Swaine got on Fortnut to buy all the skins, all the emotes and basically everything you can buy in fortnite EVER. He was delighted to see that Esther (gamertag BabanaHoe) was online, so he could beat her noob ass on fortnite. He sent her a message:
TheifBoi87: Esthurr wanna play Fortnut with me?
BabanaHoe: Sure lol just don't b a bitch when I beat ur was
Fuck esther, she's a stupid cardi b fan.
Swaine invitied Esther to his fortnite surfer. Then he saw a weird gamertag on his friend list, Gr8Sage69. 'ugh, marcassin' Swaine thought. He sent a message to him:
TheifBoi87: Marker-San, what r u doing in fortnite? I thought you said that you were doing like emporer shit or somthing
Gr8Sage69: lol u actually belived me? xd
TheifBoi87: Fuck off and get in my fortnite server
Gr8Sage69: lol ok
Then now Esther and Marcassin were in Swaine's fortnite server. He came back just I time to see Esther breaking all his stuff! "REEEEEEEEEE YOU BETTER STIP!" Swaine screamed into the microphone. Marcassin did take the L with his avatar, who was in the skulltrooper epic sans skin. Esther recorded Swaine's screaming and raging. "FCKU ESTHER I HOPE SOMEONE STICKS A BABANA UP UR ASS" Swaine said. Esther simply replied with an uwu. Then Oliver (gamertag PureBoiUWU) got into Swaine's Fortnut server.
"Lol eat hapoening" Oliver asked. He got immediately banned from the sevrer by Esther the hacker. Swaine passed out frum angur, and he saw the lord.
"Yo my bro swaine-boy you gotta go with the flow my duderoni don't rage just take a chill pill lmao" Jesus said. "Omg Jesus ur my idol can I marry you" swaine asked.
"Yes my child, yiy may marry me" Jesus said as he kissed swaine. Swaine cried with joy. "A-and, can I be the wife?" "Yes Swaine-boy." Swaine inhaled. "Just one more thing I ask of you, my lord," swaine began, "can I shove spicy babanas up esther's ass?" Jesus nodded. "Yasss swaine, give that hoe hemorrhoids"
Then swaine shove the spicy babana up esther's a ss the end.
Wtf did I write