So I haven't written a story in AGES! I deleted my old story cause it was AWFUL and well, here is a Phan fic :D Dan and Phil are real people and as much as I wish them dating was real, they are not. Rated M for sex and swearing in later chapters ;) MWAH! Love you all!
Phil's POV:
I've been having some really weird dreams lately. I mean, it's nothing important right? Just dreams. But they are getting more and more…uh…out of hand. If I'm being honest, I enjoy them, but I wake up so absolutely uncomfortable, I don't know what to make of them. The dreams, well, they're about…er
Dan.
'Oh dreams about Dan what's wrong with that Phil?'
Well, the dreams are…sexual.
They started last week after Dan and I had gone to bed. We were fooling around as usual but somehow he ended up reading me fan fiction about us.
"He reached across his belt, stroking thoughtfully across his balls…" Dan was near tears in laughter as he read it.
"Oh god Dan, mental images! Not nice!"
"They meant Poke Balls! I hope…ahahh!" We both laughed as he kept reading.
"This is both horrific and hilarious." I said, gasping for air. Dan was clutching his sides as he continued. We both kinda stopped laughing at the sex scene and blushed deeply instead. The whole thing was so awkward we couldn't look each other in the eye for the rest of the night. How people even managed to fathom those images in their heads is beyond me. When I started sleeping however, my mind just turned what I heard into reality:
I came home from shopping in Manchester. It was a bitter night and the cold air had bitten my exposed skin. Shaking slightly I walked to the kitchen and placed my groceries down. I raised an eyebrow at Dan, leaning against the bench top and smirking. "What are you so pleased about?" "This…" Dan walked up to me and kissed my, his lips pressing roughly into mine. I was shocked, but it felt so…right. Our tongues collided, fighting for dominance in the kiss. Dan pushed me down onto the bench top, his warm soft lips never leaving mine. "I love you" He whispered into my ear. "I love you too." I moaned.
Yes. Disturbing, I know. But that didn't stop all the blood in my body rushing south when I woke up. I don't like Dan. I mean he's my best mate. I think I don't like him. I think so. But, why the dreams? I paced around my room sulkily, kicking the toy totoro in annoyance. Sighing, I sat down on my bed.
"Why brain? Why are you so absolutely, positively confusing?" I lay down, my hair annoying falling across my eyes. I guess Dan was pretty attractive. I mean, for a guy. He had a really beautiful figure and those eyes were amazing…
Ok. I really need to sort my mind out.
KNOCK KNOCK!
The sound roused me from my daydream. I sat a bit straighter in the bed. "Come in!"
Dan opened the door sheepishly and kept looking down at his feet. Very unlike him. He shuffled forward, his head down his feet appearing heavy like weights. When he was about a metres distance from me he stopped and looked up, his eyes were easy to read: 'Embarrassment'.
"Er, I just wanted to say sorry for reading that part in the fan fiction yesterday. That was kinda weird…" He suddenly seemed to think his feet were the most interesting things in the world.
"Uhm. It's ok, it's not your fault so many of our fans want us to do it…" I felt my cheeks grow warm as I said it and Dan raised his head and eyebrow, also blushing slightly. A light pink shade crossed his tanned cheeks.
"…Well. Uhm. Yep. So. Goodnight?" Dan pulled me into an awkward hug, only staying for a few seconds before breaking away. I will sadly admit that I wanted to hug him longer. Wait. What?
I don't like him.
Do I?
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