Well goodness gracious me, it's that time again already. It seems the Review Board gets earlier and earlier every year, and it seems our clients are more concerned with their Reviews than ever before.
WE stock is holding steady, what with the release of that last movie. When was that again? Oh, yes. July of 2012. The Dark Knight Rises. It was, as they say, fairly well received, although nothing compared to that Bull market back in '08. A very good year. Especially so for JOKER FICs, Inc., one of our multiple exclusive investment opportunities. CRANE Corp., and BANE UNITED have also been among our top sellers.
Well, as you can see from these statistics, we're riding the fanfiction recession fairly well. Four years between movies…now that's a long time. It's difficult to stay successful with so little source material, as you can understand. But despite all those hardships, Wayne Enterprises has managed to stay firm in the top ten of the fanfiction Movie Market. Though do I have to say, being beat out by Labyrinth, Newsies and High School Musical has been a source of embarrassment for all of us.
But don't let that fact get you down. As a fandom, you can see we're still going strong. With over six thousand separate FANFIC investments, you can see that Wayne Enterprises is still as safe as ever. We take personal pride in caring for your FANFICs, and on that you have my guarantee.
I'm Lucius Fox, by the way. CEO of Wayne Enterprises and Chairman of the Board. Our company might have the Wayne name, but when it comes to making business…let's just say you'll be dealing with me. Mr. Wayne, as I suppose you have heard, has since diversified his interests. While we might not be a family business anymore, we still carry a family name, and that means family values. All of us here participate in the ownership of this corporation, and we'll do our best to handle your fanfics as if they were our own.
So let's see what Wayne Enterprises and I can do to make sure your fanfiction portfolio comes through ahead of the curve.
Certainly. But first we'll have to look at the market statistics. Which market was it you were interested in today?
NOVEL LENGTH, BESTSELLER stock
Ah. I see what's piqued your interest. You've probably been following news reports, hearing of higher review dividends—after all, eighteen-hundred and one is certainly a review return number we can all aspire to. And while that's certainly true, there is an extremely high turn-over rate for NOVEL LENGTH fanfictions of this kind. Why don't you and I start with something a little more basic today?
I see. You're a newcomer here. Or you've had some bad fanfiction investment dealings in the past—it's nothing to be ashamed of. This fanfiction stock market is a tough place to do business. That's what I'm here for: to research, advise, and manage your FANFIC account. And none is too small. I was a man of humbler means myself when I began this game. And regardless of how much or little you choose to invest with us, it will always be a pleasure doing business.
Oh, that's fine…fine. Just fine. Perhaps some other time?
But before you go, I'd like to make sure we set you up an account at the very least. Whether you're looking to establish a READING ONLY trust, or to develop a MULTI-FIC porfolio, Wayne Enterprises is always here to help.
Hello. You've reached Wayne Enterprises. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. Please note due to the proximity of the holiday weekend, Wayne Enterprises is not accepting requests for BETA-reading at this time. If you know your party's extension, please—
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Lucius Fox is not available right now. But if you would like to leave your name, number, and a brief message, he will return your call as soon as possible. Director Fox can also be reached during his regularly scheduled office hours at 5 pm on Fridays.