(Dedicated to Starwarrior72, check out his stories)
Note: Vader does not have his suit
Darth Vader frowned. This store was full... OF GIRLS! They swarmed towards him, trying to tear off his clothes. Darth Vader let out a terrified, girly
scream. He ran towards the door and found it blocked by more girls. A single girl ran forward. Her perfect auburn hair hung down her back. She lept on
his chest, blocking him from the other girls. Hiding towards the back of the store was Obi Wan, who was in a hysterical laughing fit. Tears poured down
his cheeks while he watched Vader get mobbed by girls. Obi Wan looked up just in time to see Vader running straight at him. "OBI WAN" screamed
the mob. Vader clenched Obi Wans hand as they went down in the group of girls. Hours late and stark naked, Obi Wan and Darth Vader snuck out of
the store, looking petrified.