A/N: Hello everyone and shockingly, my brain is now looking and making for an another Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover. I know its crazy but yes, another one. Yep, an Ed, Edd n Eddy/Kampfer crossover. In this crossover, the Eds alongside with Jonny and Plank are now being an exchange students in America at Seitetsu Academy in Japan in the boys section in which they will meet a certain guy, who will turn into a girl. Their lives will changed forever as they will fight with the girls with certain bracelets. This will add humor, romance, ecchi (Yep, in manga/anime), action and funny moments (Ed and Jonny, who will forget those). Anyway, Let's start shall we? This chapter is before they will meet the characters of the Kampfer franchise. I spoiled it a bit. Pairings? Obviously, that will happen. The Eds and Jonny need it.
Disclaimer: I don't own both franchise...They belong to their owners. (Being lazy)
Somewhere at Peach Creek in Washington, birds are chirping soundly in the branches, the members of the cul-de-sac are doing their stuff. Outside of his house is at a guy with a beanie hat, whose name is Edd, Eddward or Double D by many. He is the smartest and the matured one of the Eds. They are now in a scam, planned by a guy with three stand out hair and is very short. His name is Eddy. He is actually ill-tempered if talked about his height, loves money so much, like hot babes and usually hangs out with his best buddies. Last but not the least is the guy who is standing right beside Eddy, His skin is not yellow in this story as everything has changed into anime. He smiles in a goofy way and acts in a weird manner as the cul-de-sac members are now looking at them, thinking that he is in a mental asylum. That guy's name is Ed or Edwin. He is the dumbest, strongest, kindest and the tallest of the Eds. No wonder Edd called him "lovable oaf". Eddy then looked at everyone and announced. The scam has a bucket full of coal, a bottle of oil and a lighter, given by Eddy's brother. Ed is now standing at the stage, right in front of the cul-de-sac. The Ed's are wearing in a Hawaiian like attire. Ed is like one of those tribal men, Edd and Eddy is just wearing regular, modern-day Hawaiian attire.
"Good afternoon ladies and germs, welcome to the flame-eating, "ED, the dragon flame thrower man!"
A guy with a red cap, who is a somehow a redhead, just looks at them narrowly and asked him, in a doubting way and accused them.
"What are you dorks up to? Burn Peach Creek?!"
Eddy then looks at the jock, whose the name is Kevin, grins and said in a talking manner that might convince them to watch. Everyone is now looking at Ed in awe, as he might burn himself.
"No Kevin. We will show you how Ed can defy the odds of elementals, according to him. He will preform fire-breathing as he is famous by many countries across the globe, thanks to Double D. For only 25 cents, you, the people of Peach Creek can experience this world-class act. What daya say?"
Kevin just gives Eddy a smug look as he does not trust him, making the short Ed-Boy pissed. A dark blue-haired guy is now interested, as it reminds him during the time of his old ancestors in the "old country". His name is Rolf and then said with a tone that means he is interested. Eddy then smiles with joy, looking at Rolf.
"That reminds me when Rolf's ancestors does that in a celebration in our old country. I have never seen this "Fire-Breathing" act for many years now. Very well, Rolf will pay Short stump Ed-Boy."
Eddy then smiles with glee, who is in all the time, holding a jar that has a dollar sign sticking in it. Rolf then gets something in his pocket as reveals to be a quarter and he drops in into the jar. Eddy is now grinning as he looks at his two best friends. He went to Edd and then said, whispering to him. Ed is just standing like an idiot.
"With this exotic fire-breathing stuff and Ed putting a show, we can be rich! Filthy,stinking rich!"
"Uh. You do know the consequences if Ed might shoot fire come from his mouth Eddy, he might burn the entire houses here in the cul-de-sac. Not only that, but it might melt Ed's gastrointestinal system due to the coal and oil adding with the ignition of the lighter of the flame." Edd said, looks at him with a stern look warns Eddy about Ed's clumsiness and eating/drinking too much coal and oil.
Then a girl and a boy with a retainer came, as they looked at Ed, who is now going to start the show. The girl, who is now pissed and is now in a bratty demeanor.
"ED! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH FIRE?! IF YOU DON'T COME WITH ME, I'LL TELL MOM THAT YOU TRYING TO BURN THIS PLACE!"
Ed is now looking at her with fear as he was trying to start the exotic fire-breathing show. The girl's name is Sarah, Ed's spoiled and bratty baby sister. And a boy's name is Jimmy, the most fragile boy of the cul-de-sac than Edd. Eddy, got his attention to Sarah, who is now nagging on Ed to do "something" for her. He then goes closer to her and in now in front of her face. Edd, who is looking at the scene sighing at the scenario as he is urging to facepalm. Then a guy comes to look at Ed, who is holding a 2x4, whom he considers his best friend. His name is Jonny and the wood's name is Plank. Then a blonde haired girl heard about this "scam" as she loves new things and also, traveling. She then looks to Edd, who is now sweating and gets extremely nervous and asked. The girl's name is Nazz.
"Hey Double D, are you guys doing a fire-breathing show? AWESOME!"
Eddy then turns his attention off to Sarah, who is still hot with anger. He knew that talking to a child won't make any difference. He is now looking to Nazz, who is smiling with excitement. Before she was at Peach Creek, she would have a vacation with her family around the world, as she saw fire-breathing performers around the world. She then goes closer to Eddy, who is smiling nervously and sweating like hell. She then drops a quarter at Eddy's jar. He then loves the sound of the drops of money. Yep, Eddy is Eddy. He then calls everyone to watch Ed, who is now ready to do what he has to do. He then said and yells with excitement while acting like a dragon.
"I AM ED! THE FIRE BREATHING DRAGON FROM THE DIMENSION OF THE UNDERWORLD AT THE GATES OF HADES! RRRRRWWWWAAAAARRR!"
After those words, he then grabs a hunk of coal and eats it. He drinks oil, gets the lighter and lights it up, making the fire shoots up and roars up the heat. The cul-de-sac members are now looking at Ed with curiosity and excitement. He then eats the lighter, which make the two Ed's nervous like hell, due to his recklessness. He then sucks and blows in the diagonal way, as he shoot flames right in his mouth. He is just like a dragon, just like he said. Jimmy, who is now hugging Sarah as he is now scared like hell. He then said in which in no doubt, filled with fear.
"SARAH! SAVE ME FROM THE DRAGON!"
"Don't worry Jimmy, it's just my stupid brother who is acting like a dragon." Sarah said, who is patting Jimmy's back.
"Choice. That's a sick flame huh, big dork?" Kevin said, who is actually impressed by Ed's ability to do something stupid, like literally breath with fire, thanks to the coal, oil and lighter.
"Half wit Ed-Boy shoots flames like a dragon in the old mythology times in Rolfs "Old Country" and the book called the story of the dragon and the knight. He did it without a sweat. Good, yes?" Rolf then said with a big impression that he likes it.
"WOW! ED BECOMES A DRAGON HUH PLANK?!" Jonny said, who is filled with hype and excitement as holds his buddy with glee.
"AWESOME! JUST LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES!" Nazz said, who is smiling with joy.
At first, everything is ok, but it didn't last long as the scam went wrong again as Ed felt his tongue is going to burn into crisp. He then shoots fire in his mouth to Eddy, as he is now pissed reminding him rudely to watch where he is going to hit. Kevin knew that it's going to be dangerous as his accusations towards the Eds is true. Rolf is now looking at Ed with fear, as he thinks that the myth has become true. Nazz is now afraid as she remembers that professional fire-breathers does not do that and knows how to control the flame. but in this case, Ed is out of control. Edd is now going to Ed to tell him that he needs medical emergency. Sarah and Jimmy are now running with fear as they might get burned alive. Eddy is now looking at the younger sister of Ed and Jimmy, thinking that why are they afraid. It's just a lump who acts like a dragon. Jonny and Plank are now very excited, as they are now in the hype zone. Edd, who is now beside Ed said, while avoiding being hit by fire. He is now yelling with a dark look towards Ed.
"ED! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU GOING TO BURN THE ENTIRE CUL-DE-SAC?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR HOMES IF YOU'RE GONNA -"
Edd has got to eat his words as Ed is starting to breath fire due to the overload of eating and drinking oil and coal. He is now shooting the flames right in front of members of the cul-de-sac. Rolf is now scared as he is running for his life, avoiding the fireballs according to Rolf. Nazz is also running and terrified. Sure at first it's scary when you see fire breathing entertainers, but this has got to be the worse according to her. But Jonny and Plank are dodging everything that Ed breaths, as they are watching the show. Kevin is now riding his bike and rides off to go back in his home.
"WOW PLANK! ACTION PACKED!"
As everyone is running for their lives with the exemption of Jonny and Plank, due to their alter-ego instinct, Captain Melonhead and Splinter The Wonderwood. Three women appeared out of nowhere to get the loot that the Eds have scammed the Cul-De-Sac Members. They are known as the Kanker Sisters, the first one got a yellow hair with a buck tooth known as May, second is a short blue haired with bangs, who seems to be normal looking than her sisters. Her name is Marie. Then a woman with orange color of her hair with curls, hidden her eyes. She is the leader of the Kankers and her name is Lee. The sisters are now smiling with a devious grin, making the two Eds scared. But Ed is still shooting flames like a flamethrower. Flames are now everywhere outside of the cul-de-sac, due to Ed's random attack. Then the Kankers said while looking at the Eds, since they ignore Jonny.
"Seems that our loot is here, huh girls?"
"Yeah, and a extra prize as well, don't cha think Lee?" Marie said with a smirk looking at Edd, who is shivering with fear looking at her.
"My boyfriend becomes a cannon!" May said with a statement, who is looking at Ed's actions. Lee is just gritting her teeth due to May's stupidity and whacks her by the head.
Then, they walked and have a devious smile making the two Ed's look in fear. Ed is just trying to stop to open his mouth due to shooting flames, but he failed as he shoots everything that he faces. Eddy and Edd, who are now sweating with fear as they found Ed. They went to Ed as Eddy then points him to them and threaten them to burn into crisp. In this case, Jonny, being Captain Melonhead, secretly gets the jar full of money to return it to it's rightful owners and runs away. Eddy then said, with a strong sense of emotion: Fear and Anger.
"STAY AWAY FROM US KANKERS OR ED IS GOING TO SEND YOUR ASSES TO HELL!"
"Make us my hunk!" Lee said while provoking Eddy to anger in order to attempt him to use Ed to attack them. But Eddy is not bluffing as he points Ed in the direction where the Kankers stood, launching a flame that resembles of a flamethrower. The Kankers were making a mistake as their grin turn into a look of horror, running for their lives. Edd, who is now running to get something to turn off the fire from Ed. He then said and told Eddy something about it. He then left.
"Eddy, I'll go to the playground to take the fire out from Ed's system! Good thing that he didn't drink that Armenian hot sauce owned by your brother!"
"OK! BUT MAKE IT QUICK DOUBLE D! ED IS TOO STRONG!" Eddy said, while holding Ed back and tried to cover his mouth to avoid burning the entire Peach Creek. But he saw most parts are burned. Fire hydrant is now destroyed, bushes and some trees are burned, the house of Eddy and Edd are partially destroyed, in which making Eddy's face sadden while forcing Ed to stop this chaos. Seems that the scam turn out to be from disaster to destruction. Ed is a pain in the ass to the Eds, but damn the lovable oaf. They can't get rid of him, he is too lovable to get kicked. Not even Eddy can do it.
Many minutes later, Edd had a bucket filled with grains of sand. He might be accompanied by Rolf, who is actually holding the bucket. He still can't get over the fact that the Cul-De-Sac is now partially destroyed, thanks to Ed's fire breathing act. Edd think that he might eat and drink coal and oil too much, that's his thought. Unfortunately, Eddy did not really hold on Ed, due to fact that Ed is stronger than him and and they found him, got hit by a mailbox in the head, swirling his eyes. Then they heard Eddy said...In a silly way, before he when unconscious.
"Fried potatoes I order dad."
"Double D Ed-Boy, we got to help no-brained Ed-Boy from him acting as a dragon. Rolf might be angry at you three Ed-boys, but now I must step aside of this emotion and stop him." Rolf said, while avoiding the fire breathing Ed, who is behind in Edd's house, where the scam has actually started. Ed is still shooting flames. But Rolf remembered his Urban Ranger training with Jonny/Plank and Jimmy. He then runs and charged in to the fire-breathing Ed while holding the bucket. Edd saw Rolf go in to stop Ed, but now remembered the time when they have to use reverse psychology against the Kankers, due to their nonstop flirting. He then shouted and doing it again going closer to him while avoiding the fire and looks at him, looking at him in a hypnotizing way.
"ED! DO NOT OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE!"
Ed then heard about it as his mind is playing due to the effects of the reverse psychology. He then opened his mouth big enough, in which the fire get wide and hotter, enough for Rolf to throw the bucket filled with sand. The sand then shots at Ed's mouth in which his looks has change into a look that is choked. He then gets on his knees and coughs, without the fire anymore. Rolf then sighed and feels in a relief. Edd is now at peace as Ed is now laughing at the chaos that he cause. He then looks at the two and even Eddy, who is still lying down unconscious. He then said, with his goofy smile after he eats and burps the sand.
"That hit the spot!"
Rolf, who is now pissed off and wanted to beat up Ed so bad. He tried to control his rage against Ed, who shockingly destroyed one fourth of the Cul-De-Sac, but failed. Then he goes closer to Ed, who is just laughing in a silly manner, beating the crap out of him and shouts with rage. We can hear that Ed is begging for mercy that its all an accident. Rolf takes no heed of Ed's pleas. Edd, who is now in front of an unconscious Eddy. He then gets something to get him up. He gets up, turns his back and lefts to get water. After a few minutes, he holds with a glass of water. He is then in front of Eddy's face as he spills the water in his face. Eddy felt the spill as he waked up and spring himself and said, looking at Edd with a worried look that the jar of money he had is gone.
"Huh? What? Where?...Where's the cash Double D?"
"Jonny returned everyone's money to it's rightful owners Eddy...It's real-"
Before Edd is going to finish his sentence, Eddy, who is now furious as he holds his shirt. He then narrowly stares Edd and said in a demanding voice, which make Edd sweat a bit and smiled nervously.
"WHERE IS THAT BALLOON HEAD, HUH?! HE STOLE "MY" MONEY!"
"Uh...I have no idea Eddy...We've gotta go to Ed." Edd said while ignoring the money statement, who swats Eddy's hand from his shirt and left, to go to Ed, who got beaten up by Rolf so bad. Eddy, who is now confused and shrugs, to follow Edd, running.
Ed is now, lying down with swirling in his eyes as he thinks more of chickens, butter toast, gravy and jawbreakers. Rolf had already left the scene as he is now in his house. Edd and Eddy have made it to go with an semi-conscious Ed. Eddy then said as he grabs him by the shirt and slaps him in the face multiple times, like when he is have a plan to get frogs. After this horrible events, they helped Ed to get up to his feet. Before anything else, Eddy then shouted at Ed and said with a very pissed look on his face and obviously blaming him for this mess. Eddy had forgotten about the missing money that Jonny gets, due to the events.
"ED! YOU LUMMOX! YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT TOO MUCH! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID *POINTS AT THE DESTROYED PART OF PEACH CREEK*, YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED AND AS USUAL, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"
"I'm sorry Eddy. I just want to be the best dragon flame thrower in the comics and movies...So sorry." Ed, looks at Eddy with a sad look who is going to cry. Eddy then raises an eyebrow, but has changed into a sad as he does not want Ed to cry. He just mutters something that even Edd can't hear a thing. Then they left and now separated to go back to their own homes. Well...This has got to be a turn of events.
In the next day, The Eds are still sleeping in their respective homes as most of them are extremely tried. Good thing for yesterday that the Kankers did not get the money and did not returned to the Cul-De-Sac. Then each of them heard a bang, as the Eds get up each. First of being getting up is Edd. He is still in his in-bed attire and gets up as usual, he make up his bed before he leaves. Eddy tries to get up, but he is too lazy to do so. He went back to sleep. Ed then get's up, but still wobbly due to the damage of Rolf, beating him up and Sarah beats him up even more when he came home. He thinks that it's a comic book. Shockingly, even Jonny heard it. Though he is still in his home, he got up, still sleepy and holding his best buddy Plank to know what is this all about.
Edd, who is now in the outside as he saw a mail in his mailbox. He goes closer to get the mail and then he went back to his place. Eddy is still sleeping and snores in his bed, in which he didn't know that mail is already in his , Eddy is lazy when money is not involved. Shockingly Ed is still weaken, due to the horrendous beating that he have as he now opening the door, seeing a mail in the floor. He then picks it up, closes the door and goes back to his room...Slowly. Lastly, Jonny went outside and saw mail in his mailbox. Holding with his buddy Plank, he then goes to his mailbox to see if there is a delivery of mail. In his disbelief, he saw a mail. He then gets it and goes back to his place.
Edd is now in his room as he opens it in a gentle way. Expect Ed and Jonny are going to tear it up, roughly but being careful not to tear up the letter as well. Edd then looks at the letter in which he might be the chosen few to be an exchange student. Shockingly, his eyes widen as his conclusions were true. He is now going on a trip to go to Japan in which he is a part of a foreign exchange student program in a certain academy in which it's called Seitetsu Academy, along with Ed and Eddy, according to his thoughts. In Jonny's scenario, he is now very happy as his mind is filled with hype and is raising Plank up as he shouts with glee. He is shocked that he is also one of the foreign exchange student program.
"RIGHT ON! I'M GOING TO JAPAN! ISN'T IT GREAT PLANK?!"
'Seems that the author has given us an opportunity. Sweet!' He thought with it, with a smile, didn't realizing that he is breaking the forth wall.
Now at Ed's scenario, he has got to be happy as his dreams on seeing Godzilla in his thought are gonna be true. Lucky for Ed that, even if he is the dumbest of the Eds, he is now jumping with joy, while avoiding Sarah to wake up. He then said with his goofy-like voice with a dumb statement.
"JAPAN! HERE I COME GODZILLA! ED IS COMING FOR YOU!"
After those scenarios, the Eds and Jonny are now going to prepare themselves to go to a new place, in which Edd really want. But unfortunately, Eddy is still asleep. Edd is now planning to go to Eddy's house as he does not want him to left behind to continue their Ed-ventures in Japan. An hour pass, The Eds are all set as they are now in Edd's front house. He then told Ed, to go to Jonny's place and he will go to Eddy's. After a few minutes, Edd is now at Eddy's house, who is the guy to hold the mail. Shockingly, he finished reading. In this case, Eddy is already dressed up. Ed and Jonny, are now smiling with hype as the both of them went inside to Eddy's room. They are the group that is in Jonny's party, Planning to annoy the Cul-De-Sac members, Escaping school, telling a story. They then sit down in the floor in which Eddy is in his bed. He looks at them, in which his look has changed when Jonny is there. He asked him in a rude way with narrow eyes.
"What are you doing here, Melon Head?"
"Eddy, are you delusional or what? Plank says: "We are also one of the exchange students of this school, shorty."." Jonny said, who looks at Eddy and thinks that he is really delusional and paranoid. Making his face red to anger, due to him being called "short".
"So what? Only the Eds are going to this thingamajig school...One more thing, I'M NOT SHORT!"Eddy said, who is now smirking proudly and thinks that the Eds are the ONLY ones to go there and turns his look to a very pissed off face, violently pointing at Plank. Edd then knew that they might argue again and leads out to nowhere. He then said to Eddy, looking at him in a stern manner. Eddy's attitude changed for a while.
"Eddy...We do know that you hate school. But I know the reason that you come is because of women, right? And yes, Jonny is also one of the exchange students, who is coming with us." Eddy just not answering Edd's question, making him sighing that he does not pay attention. He also reminds Eddy that Jonny can come, as long as he had the paper. He then asked Jonny.
"Jonny, do you have the paper that proves that you are one of the exchange students of this school called Seitetsu Academy?"
"Yup. It's in my pocket." Jonny said, while getting the paper in his pocket. He then revealed the paper that is the same that the Eds have. Edd then gets the paper and reads it for a while. His eyes widen as what "Plank" told them that it's true. He then returns the paper to Jonny. He looks at Eddy with a cold one as he then said.
"Nice remarks, Eddy." Edd said with a stern voice, making Eddy sigh in disappointment that Jonny is joining in the fray.
"Oh, oh, oh! Can we see some ninja's and Godzilla, along with Goku in Dragonball Z Double D?...Please?" Ed said, while pleading for Edd to make his wish come true.
"Not now Ed." Edd said with a smile to Ed, as he really understands him in his over exaggerating imagination.
"We're gonna see more trees in Japan Double D! Cherry blossoms! Isn't that right Plank?" Jonny then stated his love of nature towards the Eds.
'This is going to be tough when we get there soon.' Edd just thinks about the outcome that might happen to them and Jonny. Eddy is just trying to break Plank to pieces, only for Ed to hold him back. Edd just sighed at the the two Eds and Jonny. The turn of events of the Eds and Jonny has started. He just saw the two Eds and Jonny fooling around.
A/N: That should do it for now for the first Ed, Edd n Eddy/Kampfer crossover. Both shows have weird stuff coming by and it might add more of the scenes, Imagining the Eds and Jonny meeting up the girls and a guy (Who will change into a girl). The ratings might change to M, in the later run. In the next chapter, The Eds, alongside with Jonny are now going to say goodbye Peach Creak and hello Japan. If one will ask why I chose Jonny, rather than Kevin or Rolf, here is my reason. The girls might get shocked that why he is talking to Plank and bringing him all the time and concluding that Jonny is the moderator and Plank is the messenger, saying that he is a Kampfer. He can also change his alter-ego alongside with the Eds making the characters of Kampfer in shock and they might be possibly the ONLY male fighters that won't change into girls...Probably. The description with details for them? I'll do that in the next chapter. Their age? Revealed in the next chapter. Request for pairings is accepted and open, review it as well. Don't forget to Review, Fave and Follow the story. Review for criticism and/or compliments of this story. I will update this story, fast as I can. The more reviews, faves, and follows, the faster I'll update the story. Got extra ideas for this story? Review it as well or PM me. Thank you for reading and goodbye...For now.