The Bully Invasion
By The Vanquished and Queen
Chapter 1:
Everyone's going to BULLWORTH!
It was graduation time at Zim's middle school. All the parents were going on speeches about how "their little boy had become a man" or "our little girl turned into a beautiful woman", but in the case of Zim, malfunctioning and making him chase after them.
Dib snickered. Nothing since the "I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG!" gloating had made him feel this good. (Except Zim had wiped all their memory of that, but I digress)
The school had three academies to transfer to. The first, Havershan University for the extremely bright morons (Zim had laughed at this one, surely only the dumbest would go there; and Dib had ignored it, it having no paranormal classes). The second, Richbratty School for those who are better than all of you (Zim had considered going there, but decided that any rich morons would be too much of a pain; and once again, there were no paranormal classes for Dib). The third was Bullworth Academy, the school known for most of the trouble with gangs and such (Zim decided that this one was perfect for him; Dib saw a paranormal class *finally* so he signed up).
Meanwhile, at Bullworth Academy, a local bully, Jimmy Hopkins, was getting disciplined by the principal, Dr. Crabblesnitch.
"How could you sneak into the girls bathroom, put a brown powder on the paper towels, and make the girls look like they had…other things on their hands?!" Crabblesnitch yelled. Jimmy was thinking about it…next time, he'd make sure it was yellow powder. "And don't even get me started on the Crapplesnitch incident!" Jimmy snickered, remembering such time he had changed the opening from the announcements to "Now, here's your principal (who's a IDIOT) !"
He referred to him (to his friends, at least) as that ever since. But one thing that Jimmy was thinking about, was that he needed a new second-hand man. Ever since Gary freaked, he hasn't had a new partner in crime since. Gary was still there, still out to get him, and he also needed a punch dummy to save his skin.
Back at Skool, Bullworth had gotten most of the signups, Richbratty got the medium sized portion, and Havershan got the least. Nobody was proud of their children's choice. "Son," Professor Membrane started. "you're not going to Havershan? It has the most graduates who go into *dramatic pause* SCIENCE!" As Dib explained why, Zim wondered about some things. Would he find a pathetic human "friend" to prove he is normal? Would the lunch taste like poison like the old lunches did?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN CHAPTER 2: Bullworth's new arrivals!