DISCLAIMER: I don't own -man
Allen was horny, to put it bluntly, and it was all Komui's fault.
{A few days ago}
Komui being his crazy ass unusual self was concocting a potion to heal exorcists and finders faster, so he wouldn't have that many people in the hospital. "Hahahahahahaha it's finally done" the mad scientist exclaimed as he finished the potion, holding it up as a spot light out of nowhere shined down on him. Now all he needed was a "hamster" to test it on.
"Oh Laviiiiiiii" he called. After a couple of seconds he heard thundering footsteps and yelling, a few seconds after that the familiar red head burst into the room, panting and sweating from the running. "What do you want Komui?" the bookman to be asked between breaths. Then he noticed the potion in the scientists hand 'ohnonononononononono not another potion' Lavi thought in a panic "I am NOT taking that" he said as he pointed to the syringe of pink liquid in the other man's hand. "I saw what happened last time your potions got unleashed!" he nearly yelled as he glanced to the door wondering if he had enough time to escape the mad man "Huh what do yo- oh no no no no this isn't for you." Said the mad man shaking his hands.
"Huh then who is it for?" Lavi asked confusion etching into his features. "Allen and I need your help getting him otherwise he won't come" said the man with the sister complex, his expression turning serious. Lavi looked skeptical about the entire plan though. 'Last time everybody had a run in with Komui's potions, panda and Lenalee got bunny and cat ears and started speaking like cats. Then Kanda and I got shrunk and Allen-chans hair got longer. And then there was the whole problem with the zombies and all.'
"What does this potion DO exactly?" asked the red head skeptically. "Weeeelllllllll it's supposed to help the finders and exorcists heal faster so that we don't have that many people in the hospital or out injured." Said the Chinese man looking at Lavi with a dead serious look in his eyes, trying to get the boy to trust him. "Ah so all you need is for moyashi-chan to test it?" Lavi asked perking up "Yup" answered Komui perking up as Lavi perked up "OK I'll help. How do you want me to get him here?" Lavi asked as he walked toward the other man "Just slip this in his drink and he'll be out in no time" said Komui while holding up a vile of clear, odorless liquid. "After that just drag him back here and I'll give him the serum." He continued handing Lavi the vile of liquid "OK I'm off wish me luck" Lavi said grabbing the vile and heading out of the room, waving to Komui
A/N: Well this is my first story so please no flames unless they are criticism and stuff I would love that
I don't know if I should continue this or not so please review if you want it continued
Ja Ne -Daken :}