Restuprays journey to find themselves

CHAPTER 1 - THE IDEA

slowbeef was watching a slowbeef was watching a video on youtube. "oh my god this guy is such a fucking loser" he said to him. and to his friend near diabeetus. "why would somebody make a video this stupid, ha ha" the friend of slowbeefs laughed with slowbeef. the man in the video wa a boy trying to play sonic generations for the viewers on the internet (an: I LOOOOOOOOOOVVVEE that game! its soooooooooooo hard though). he screamed like a girl during a part where he fell through the floor in that level in the sky and died. his voice sounded like he was actually a girl. ""ha ha that guy sounds like a girl" slowbeef observed.

"i know right? diabetus said

"you know diabteys. why are we watching this boy play a sonic generations for game for the internet?" "well, itsnot like we have some thing better that we need to be doing slowbeef. wait a minute..." diabetus said while stroking his beard and being sad about not being able to grow a beard, "yeah daibeetus?"

"...what if instead of videos about videos on internet. we made videos about people on internet in person?"

"by the gods i think you may have an idea!" slowbeef

"well, DUH i have an idea. that's why i said it" diabettus said sarcastic as usual. "SORRY. i meant you had a really very good one! an idaea i mean."

diabetus thought to himself in his head: 'wow, slowbeef hasn not ever complemented me before. he really is my friend after all!''

"diabetus" "huh oh ,sorry i was tjinking about something.. anyway, i know just where we should start our conquesting adventure"

diabetus and slowbef got out of theyre house and got into theyre car in the driveway (by the way, wtf is it called a driveway igf you park in there? shouldnt it be a parkway or something? its just weird). it started raining out and then there was thunder hitting. "this reminds me off the weather in darkseed2" diabetus spoke. slwobeef laughed and then thought to himself how nice was it to know that diabetus would always there to make the day brighter. slowbeef hit the gas pedal with his foot and thehy were leaving to go

"what the fuck is it" a voice asked another man.

"uhh...theyre going to find a person and make fun of them!" chpi Cheezum said to the voice.

"uh they always do that moron. the voice retarted.

"no, i kmean in real life. theyre foind ing people in real life and moving onto the next level! damnit, i wanted to be the greatest retsuprayer." chip was saddened.

"WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT" the voice bumboozlled.

"chip we must go. ill go get my shotfun go tell General Ironicus to get his lazy ass over here and help us help us we need help go get him."

"plsu dot..." vjo[ dsof fodds[pomyrf jr jsf yp hp gomf jod gtrmy

slowbeef was driving for a while in the car on the road. it was now night time, and it was pitch dark and hard to see, except for the thunder, and slowbeef and diabetus were worried they might hit something because they couldnt see it coming.

"hm. theres no wasy this could be natural," slowbeef said, looking at the cloud formations in the sky and talking about science stuff to impress his dear friend. suddenly memories came to him and he lost consiousness.

when slowbeef was a child, he was made fun of for being fat, but most of all for being a newyork accent. when he would go out to tthe playground at school when he was a kid the other kids would make fun of him and call him boston. "SHUTUP THE HELL UP IT IT IS NEWYORK NOT BOSTON" child slowbeef would say, but children would continue. pointing and laughing at him and poking him for fun and calling him bostonin. ever sine that day slowbeef had vowwed that he would never speak newyork so he moved to kansas where he met diabetus and deceased crab, his first actual friends. one day deceasedcrab killed slowbeefs parnets and slowbeef said;

"thanks they kept making fun of me for my talking, youre a good friend" but diabetus felt left out. one day he went behind slowbeef and said to deceased crab "i hate you you suck at lps stop saying fucking huzzah all the time. you are a bad backup friend".

"slowbeef i thoutgh we were friends! why would you say that tome? after i helped you make that game even!i hate you ILL GO NAKE MY OWN LETS PLAY WITH YAHTZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"wait i didnt say that, dont be mad!" but deceasecrab had already left the room and the house and gone to canada

diabetus came out from and said "now we can be just friends right?" "diabetus, i thought you liked DC! why would you be so mean. he hates us now!"

"who cares hes an asshole anyway," diabetus responed, as a loud huzzah punctuated the conversation they were saying. "okay..." slowbeef forgave him.

then they heard a scream and the sound of a laser.

"stop!" outside proton jon said to deceesed crab, "stop saying huzzah. do it cunt"

"HUZZAHHH" and deceasedcrab grew his missing arm from protonjons proton laser back and teleported away.

"slowbeef looking out the window at them. "i want to be just like him one day..." and slowbeef letsplayed dead to rights and became

"whats wrong slowbeef?" back in the present, diabetus had noticed his friend looking funny ignoring him. slowbeef tried not to tear up as he thought of happy times.

"oh, sorry, i was just thinking about stuff dont worry. you remember when we met protonjon?"

"no." slowbeef was disappointed greatly, but diabetus soon adimtted he was only joking. "well, i was just thinking about that. driving through the dark like this kind of reminds me of that time."

"not really but i see what you mean. diabetus said. suddenly"

a dark tower approached them in the car from the distance. they had arrived to destany.