Title: Pick Up
Author: Elf Asato
Summary: (Riff/OC) Set in the last book of God Child. Ever wonder how Riff managed to get that chick he appears with once?
Disclaimer: Not mine whatsoever.
Notes: 100 words. This is stupid, but it amuses me, so pbbth.

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Pick Up
By Elf Asato
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He could have any woman he wanted, Riff told Jezebel, so he picked out a girl who looked like Cain and said he'd sleep with her.

Like the male she resembled, though, her personality was difficult, so she hardly gave him the time of day.

Riff was very attractive, but this woman apparently required that he have more substance before she would sleep with him.

He was dying slowly of a deadly yet non-contagious disease, he said, and she was his last wish.

She wouldn't come to his funeral anyway, she responded.

"I'm in a band," he finally lied.

Ka-ching.

End